Are the posted questions getting worse?
- Michael L John wrote:
Does anyone else immediately think of the Monty Python skit every time they see or hear the word “spam”???
Wonderful spam, marvelous spam.
For those who haven't seen it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLih-WQwBSc
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Makes me laugh every time 🙂
- Stuart Davies wrote:
OK - I can't work out what is going on here. I left my previous job in Feb 2020 (I know - a *very* good time to quit) and only started working again in Jan this year. So have dusted off my account here.
Has it been mighty quiet around here or something? I'm apparently 216 th on the over all leader board - very surprising as I thought I was lower than that two years ago 🙂
Good to see you back Stuart
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- Eirikur Eiriksson wrote:Michael L John wrote:
Does anyone else immediately think of the Monty Python skit every time they see or hear the word “spam”???
Wonderful spam, marvelous spam.
For those who haven't seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLih-WQwBSc 😎 Makes me laugh every time 🙂
Mike, the answer is yes. 🙂 They have some of the most memorable skits of anyone and their movies (and skits) are among the most quotable ever.
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Yeah, sometimes it looks that student just want their hme work to be done.
- Sean Lange wrote:
Just a quick venting/raging......Entity frameworks using code first is the spawn of the devil himself. It is seriously one of the worst anti-patterns I have ever seen. Thanks I feel better now having shared this with some people who actually understand just how horrific that is.
ORM: The fastest way to a slow database
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Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
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Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2 - WayneS wrote:Sean Lange wrote:
Just a quick venting/raging......Entity frameworks using code first is the spawn of the devil himself. It is seriously one of the worst anti-patterns I have ever seen. Thanks I feel better now having shared this with some people who actually understand just how horrific that is.
ORM: The fastest way to a slow database
That is the perfect analogy. I may have to "borrow" that phrase. 😉
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Just like to say congratulations to Jeff for reaching 1 million points:
- Jonathan AC Roberts wrote:
Just like to say congratulations to Jeff for reaching 1 million points:
Thank you, kind Sir and thank you and all the denizens of this fine forum for what you do, as well Here's a pic of the post that did it...
It's been and continues to be a real pleasure to work and commiserate with people like yourself, Jonathan. Seems like I've know quite a few of you "forever"... at least through a couple of generations of Developers. 😀
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
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Congrats, Jeff. Quite an achievement. I used to try and keep ahead, but haven't bothered.
Now I wonder where I get to 1mm first. Here or in miles flown. At 775k with United and at least 30 more booked this year.
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What is being done to combat the massive influx of spam posts which are happening multiple times a day at the moment?
- Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:
Congrats, Jeff. Quite an achievement. I used to try and keep ahead, but haven't bothered.
Now I wonder where I get to 1mm first. Here or in miles flown. At 775k with United and at least 30 more booked this year.
Thanks, Steve. I appreciate it. Only 9 more times around the Earth for you 😀
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Congratulations Jeff with the 1 million points
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Congratulations on the milestone Jeff.
You helped out years ago in my SQL journey and have always found you posts to be insightful - one of the good guys
-------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
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One million points? I have 26,435. I should hit a million by the time I'm as old as Jeff.
Michael L John
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http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/ - Stuart Davies wrote:
Congratulations on the milestone Jeff.
You helped out years ago in my SQL journey and have always found you posts to be insightful - one of the good guys
I consider this to be a pile of milestones 🙂
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