October 15, 2018 at 7:03 pm
Paul Allen has passed away.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/15/microsoft-co-founder-paul-allen-dies-of-cancer-at-age-65.html
Michael L John
If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
To properly post on a forum:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/
October 15, 2018 at 7:14 pm
Brandie Tarvin - Monday, October 15, 2018 12:12 PMThom A - Monday, October 15, 2018 12:04 PMBrandie Tarvin - Monday, October 15, 2018 11:07 AMThom A - Monday, October 15, 2018 11:00 AMBrandie Tarvin - Monday, October 15, 2018 10:53 AMSo this slow query guy seems to not be answering up to any of his 3 threads. Is he really that busy or does he not like the answers we're giving him?Sorry, Jeff, but I don't think he's as clever as you think he is, or as he says he is.
Well, as far as I've seen, he got banned here from reports, all his threads on the StackExchange nextwork got locked (promptly) and his MSDN topic locked yesterday. Not sure where he can reply now without making a new thread.
I'm not sure we're talking about the same person, are we? (I can't unsee that name).
I'd love to see the MSDN and StackExchange links if we are and you have them.
Oh, no, we're not. I though you meant BugMan.
And finally, he replies to at least one of the threads. Jeff, I think your theory is dead.
Heh... that's the second time you've doubted me. 😉
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
October 16, 2018 at 1:37 am
I dunno, Thom... I won't help the fellow you just helped (the one with the Blue shirt) because of how incredibly nasty he got with many of the regulars on one post.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
October 16, 2018 at 2:27 am
Jeff Moden - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 1:37 AMI dunno, Thom... I won't help the fellow you just helped (the one with the Blue shirt) because of how incredibly nasty he got with many of the regulars on one post.
Yeah, I remember the one (I don't think i participated, but I recall the topics here). I'd thought I'd at least give him a push to an answer, however, I'm not going to provide an in-depth one.
Thom~
Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
Larnu.uk
October 16, 2018 at 3:48 am
Thom A - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 3:25 AMMaybe I "missed" them for awhile, but is it me or are the Chinese Spam bots back with a vengeance recently?
They seem to be back. I have reported the ones that I found in order to clear them.
October 16, 2018 at 4:01 am
OMG. Is it snowing in Florida? Is that ice I see on the roads?
I think I might actually LIKE a post from Mr. ANSI-Standards-Override-All!
<thump>
Someone, quick, pick me up off the floor please!
October 16, 2018 at 4:21 am
Michael L John - Monday, October 15, 2018 7:03 PMPaul Allen has passed away.https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/15/microsoft-co-founder-paul-allen-dies-of-cancer-at-age-65.html
Sad day, he as a very smart guy and 65 seems far too young.
October 16, 2018 at 4:30 am
Thom A - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 2:27 AMJeff Moden - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 1:37 AMI dunno, Thom... I won't help the fellow you just helped (the one with the Blue shirt) because of how incredibly nasty he got with many of the regulars on one post.
Yeah, I remember the one (I don't think i participated, but I recall the topics here). I'd thought I'd at least give him a push to an answer, however, I'm not going to provide an in-depth one.
That is one of the PNGs
😎
October 16, 2018 at 4:38 am
Sigh.
Why oh why oh why do users not understand their own requirements? I've had to explain this one to the BA 3 times already and they're still trying to show me examples of "wrong data" that actually meet the requirements as they requested and approved (and in the case of the BA, wrote).
<headdesk>. It's going to be a long week and I even have the next three days off.
October 16, 2018 at 5:56 am
Brandie Tarvin - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:01 AMOMG. Is it snowing in Florida? Is that ice I see on the roads?I think I might actually LIKE a post from Mr. ANSI-Standards-Override-All!
<thump>
Someone, quick, pick me up off the floor please!
Um, where the heck are you in Florida that you're seeing snow?
An indoor ski resort?
October 16, 2018 at 6:02 am
Hee. If you had told me 2 years ago that I would be interested in the daily going's on of someone's bowel movements, I'd have told you "You be nuts!"
Then I had a baby.
Oh, the embarrasssing things I do and ask these days... @=)
October 16, 2018 at 6:03 am
jasona.work - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 5:56 AMBrandie Tarvin - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:01 AMOMG. Is it snowing in Florida? Is that ice I see on the roads?I think I might actually LIKE a post from Mr. ANSI-Standards-Override-All!
<thump>
Someone, quick, pick me up off the floor please!
Um, where the heck are you in Florida that you're seeing snow?
An indoor ski resort?
H...E...Double Hockey Sticks appears to have frozen over.
October 16, 2018 at 7:01 am
Brandie Tarvin - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 6:03 AMjasona.work - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 5:56 AMBrandie Tarvin - Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:01 AMOMG. Is it snowing in Florida? Is that ice I see on the roads?I think I might actually LIKE a post from Mr. ANSI-Standards-Override-All!
<thump>
Someone, quick, pick me up off the floor please!
Um, where the heck are you in Florida that you're seeing snow?
An indoor ski resort?H...E...Double Hockey Sticks appears to have frozen over.
Nah, Hell, Mich is only showing ~36F right now, so it's not frozen over...
Besides, if it does, it means the Lions have won the SuperBowl...
😀
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