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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182912 More actions · Answer 1

Michael L John - Thursday, October 11, 2018 8:24 AM
I've unsubscribed. I cannot take it any longer. He posted his bank account info, but will not post the code.

There was still enough money in the account to buy a pint, cheers! 😀
😎

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004362 More actions · Answer 2

Shifting gears back to the SSMS 17 vs old SSIS problems... I learned my lesson way back in SS 2000 when it was DTS. I developed methods to do most of what it does and a whole lot of what it doesn't do so I don't have to use it. 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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Chris Harshman SSC-Forever Points: 42192 More actions · Answer 3

Brandie Tarvin - Thursday, October 11, 2018 7:23 AM
Remember experience goes up if you like other people's points. Or if you attempt quizzes.

I think that's the big problem is liking posts... there are a lot of old random threads and posts that have many likes on them even if the posts were not all that likable 😉

jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 4

OK, he's gotta be trolling...
I'd bet he's currently sitting wherever he is, laughing his head off at getting so many of us wound up...
I let my annoyance get the better of me and posted in the topic, but you know what? We need to quit feeding him.

If nothing else, so the bloody topic quits filtering to the top of unread and latest posts...

Please?😀

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 5

jasona.work - Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:48 AM
OK, he's gotta be trolling...
I'd bet he's currently sitting wherever he is, laughing his head off at getting so many of us wound up...
I let my annoyance get the better of me and posted in the topic, but you know what? We need to quit feeding him.
If nothing else, so the bloody topic quits filtering to the top of unread and latest posts...
Please?😀

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

Sean Lange - Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:54 AM

He called it a night, and I am leaving the thread. I have already unsubscribed from it.
I did paraphrase the Terminator in my last post: "I won't be back!"

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 7

Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:59 AM
He called it a night, and I am leaving the thread. I have already unsubscribed from it.
I did paraphrase the Terminator in my last post: "I won't be back!"

I'm still watching. I've abandoned any chance of support or help, so now it's cool looking train wreck.

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Hugo Kornelis SSC Guru Points: 64790 More actions · Answer 8

Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:11 AM
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:59 AM
He called it a night, and I am leaving the thread. I have already unsubscribed from it.
I did paraphrase the Terminator in my last post: "I won't be back!"
I'm still watching. I've abandoned any chance of support or help, so now it's cool looking train wreck.

I was tempted to comment when he felt the need to explain to us that it's possible for a view to return the same columns as a table.
I held back.

(Aren't you proud of me now?)

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 9

Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:13 AM
Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:11 AM
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:59 AM
He called it a night, and I am leaving the thread. I have already unsubscribed from it.
I did paraphrase the Terminator in my last post: "I won't be back!"
I'm still watching. I've abandoned any chance of support or help, so now it's cool looking train wreck.
I was tempted to comment when he felt the need to explain to us that it's possible for a view to return the same columns as a table.
I held back.
(Aren't you proud of me now?)

Yea, I thought about it as well. Burned my ass him thinking we needed such an explanation.

jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 10

Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:16 AM
Yea, I thought about it as well. Burned my ass him thinking we needed such an explanation.

You know, if it were either 6 months ago (and some days) or 6 months from now, I'd think this was just one long-running April Fools gag...

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 11

jasona.work - Thursday, October 11, 2018 8:06 AM
But it keeps showing up in Unread posts, TAUNTING us!
(I've unsubscribed already.)
It's like an itch that you just *HAVE* to scratch, or that annoying little bug that got into your house and keeps flying around in the edges of your vision, that you need to try to find and kill...
:hehe:

https://xkcd.com/386/

jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 12

Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:42 AM
jasona.work - Thursday, October 11, 2018 8:06 AM
But it keeps showing up in Unread posts, TAUNTING us!
(I've unsubscribed already.)
It's like an itch that you just *HAVE* to scratch, or that annoying little bug that got into your house and keeps flying around in the edges of your vision, that you need to try to find and kill...
:hehe:
https://xkcd.com/386/

Jeffery Williams SSCertifiable Points: 6441 More actions · Answer 13

6255 pages? Are you serious?

Ok guys see you in some other thread; i'm out.

<hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 14

Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:18 PM
6255 pages? Are you serious?
Ok guys see you in some other thread; i'm out.

Really? I see 1252 pages.

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 15

From my view, we're on 6256 as of Jeffrey's post.

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