October 11, 2018 at 4:47 am
Thom A - Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:27 AMMaybe this is MS's way of pushing people to use SSISDB instead.
This also happened with previous versions - its a pain but solution is to install the previous versions of SSMS side by side - and only use the version specific SSMS for managing Integrations Services, and 17.x for everything else
October 11, 2018 at 5:09 am
frederico_fonseca - Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:47 AMThis also happened with previous versions - its a pain but solution is to install the previous versions of SSMS side by side - and only use the version specific SSMS for managing Integrations Services, and 17.x for everything else
Which is why I need 3 different versions of Visual Studio installed on my laptop.
Michael L John
If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
To properly post on a forum:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/
October 11, 2018 at 5:19 am
Steve, there's no good way to add comments to Report Post anymore. Can you set this thread Read Only? Nothing is getting accomplished because the OP refuses to give anyone the information we need to help him out and everyone is just piling on to that refusal.
October 11, 2018 at 5:23 am
Brandie Tarvin - Thursday, October 11, 2018 5:19 AMSteve, there's no good way to add comments to Report Post anymore. Can you set this thread Read Only? Nothing is getting accomplished because the OP refuses to give anyone the information we need to help him out and everyone is just piling on to that refusal.
Aw, Brandie's spoiling everyones fun!
October 11, 2018 at 5:29 am
David Burrows - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:51 AMMeh, horror is (post BIDS) finding right version of VS with a correct available extension to even create a package :angry:
And don't get me started on SSMS 17.x inability to connect to 2016 Integration Services :pinch:
Brandie Tarvin - Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:10 AMDavid Burrows - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:51 AMAnd don't get me started on SSMS 17.x inability to connect to 2016 Integration Services :pinch:Seriously? Our main vendor is about to go to 2017. And it's not backwards compatible?
Well, newer versions of SSMS have thus far never been able to connect to previous versions of SSIS, which bites when you have more than one version of SQL hanging around...
I mean really, who *doesn't* like having two or three versions of one tool?
As for getting the right version of SSDT, ugh. If you don't have full Visual Studio, good luck figuring out WHICH version of SSDT you've got...
You can find the VS version it's built on, the .NET version etc, but the straight-up "SSDT vX?" Nope, not gonna tell you!
October 11, 2018 at 5:37 am
And I'm done. I really did try, but at the end, it was a serious waste of typing and CPU power. Ah well. I guess I'll never see the super secret SQL that's in the view. Damn. I really wanted some of that Microsoft bounty money.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
October 11, 2018 at 5:41 am
Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 5:37 AMAnd I'm done. I really did try, but at the end, it was a serious waste of typing and CPU power. Ah well. I guess I'll never see the super secret SQL that's in the view. Damn. I really wanted some of that Microsoft bounty money.
I was tempted to report the original post 3 times -- may get the whole thread deleted 😀
October 11, 2018 at 5:42 am
Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 5:37 AMAnd I'm done. I really did try, but at the end, it was a serious waste of typing and CPU power. Ah well. I guess I'll never see the super secret SQL that's in the view. Damn. I really wanted some of that Microsoft bounty money.
This, was by far, the most entertaining part of the entire thread:
I was able to return 1.9 million rows in approximately 12 seconds. That's pretty close to your 183 rows and 11 seconds, so I'm going with it.
Thom~
Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
Larnu.uk
October 11, 2018 at 5:43 am
Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 5:37 AMAnd I'm done. I really did try, but at the end, it was a serious waste of typing and CPU power. Ah well. I guess I'll never see the super secret SQL that's in the view. Damn. I really wanted some of that Microsoft bounty money.
He's trolling us. His last post said he'd been working on this bug for 2 years and expected $240k worth of salary ($10 per hour) for that work.
If he'd been working on this for that long, you'd expect he'd be able to show the issue on more than one machine and to give us a reason why he spent 2 years looking for this bug.
October 11, 2018 at 5:46 am
Brandie Tarvin - Thursday, October 11, 2018 5:43 AMHe's trolling us. His last post said he'd been working on this bug for 2 years and expected $240k worth of salary ($10 per hour) for that work.
If he'd been working on this for that long, you'd expect he'd be able to show the issue on more than one machine and to give us a reason why he spent 2 years looking for this bug.
Pretty sure that's an attempt at humor. I don't think this person has evil intent. I think they're seriously lost and just don't have a clue how to get out of the wilderness. However, I've pointed at the nearby subway station as many times as I care to.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
October 11, 2018 at 6:06 am
Thom A - Thursday, October 11, 2018 4:27 AMMaybe this is MS's way of pushing people to use SSISDB instead.
Is that what you use?
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.
October 11, 2018 at 6:10 am
Thom A - Thursday, October 11, 2018 5:42 AMThis, was by far, the most entertaining part of the entire thread:I was able to return 1.9 million rows in approximately 12 seconds. That's pretty close to your 183 rows and 11 seconds, so I'm going with it.
Yeah, that made me chuckle. I don't think the guy is malicious, I think he's just utterly deluded. He probably believes he's mere moments away from the greatest stock trading system ever developed and all the logic is in one single, slow SQL view which he daren't share with anyone lest they know it's secrets.
October 11, 2018 at 6:38 am
Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 5:37 AMAnd I'm done. I really did try, but at the end, it was a serious waste of typing and CPU power. Ah well. I guess I'll never see the super secret SQL that's in the view. Damn. I really wanted some of that Microsoft bounty money.
Never mind the MS money - what about that view? I'll bet the NSA wishes it knew about that super-secret view. It might solve half of the world's problems, right? 😛
October 11, 2018 at 6:49 am
Thom A - Thursday, October 11, 2018 6:40 AMDavid Burrows - Thursday, October 11, 2018 6:06 AMIs that what you use?
I do, yes.
Thanks 🙂
I think a little research and play is in order :laugh:
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.
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