July 19, 2018 at 8:32 am
Jeff Moden - Thursday, July 19, 2018 6:51 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, July 18, 2018 4:04 PMThis is really getting ridiculous. Why is it so hard for people to actual do some thinking instead of having things handed to them? And yes, I gave in and did it. Arg!I won't "pile on" but I am curious... what's the link you're speaking of?
July 19, 2018 at 8:35 am
Heh... inline with the first interview question about how to get the current date and time, perhaps this should be the second question...
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1977357.aspx
I have to admit, it's sometimes difficult to not bloody my head by doing a major head-desk. 😀 It's no wonder that a lot of DBAs brew their own beer... they need a constant supply to avoid the head-desk syndrome. 😀
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July 19, 2018 at 8:47 am
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, July 19, 2018 8:32 AMJeff Moden - Thursday, July 19, 2018 6:51 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, July 18, 2018 4:04 PMThis is really getting ridiculous. Why is it so hard for people to actual do some thinking instead of having things handed to them? And yes, I gave in and did it. Arg!I won't "pile on" but I am curious... what's the link you're speaking of?
Heh... I've been playing the part of a terrorist on that one... "Bin Watchin'". 😀
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July 19, 2018 at 8:53 am
Jeff Moden - Thursday, July 19, 2018 8:47 AMHeh... I've been playing the part of a terrorist on that one... "Bin Watchin'". 😀
Think you need to run your "S--p--e--l--l i--t o--u--t" function on that answer.
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July 19, 2018 at 8:58 am
Eirikur Eiriksson - Thursday, July 19, 2018 8:53 AMThink you need to run your "S--p--e--l--l i--t o--u--t" function on that answer.
😎
"Look with eye" made me laugh out loud - but man, how accurate!
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July 19, 2018 at 9:48 am
ChrisM@Work - Thursday, July 19, 2018 8:58 AM"Look with eye" made me laugh out loud - but man, how accurate!
And he still did it wrong.
July 19, 2018 at 12:53 pm
ChrisM@Work - Thursday, July 19, 2018 8:58 AM"Look with eye" made me laugh out loud - but man, how accurate!
Technically that's a misquote. Pretty sure Mr Myiagi (the senior DBA of course) stated "Look eye".
Still - bonus points for a perfect context in which to use the quote:D
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Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part...unless you're my manager...or a director and above...or a really loud-spoken end-user..All right - what was my emergency again?
July 19, 2018 at 1:45 pm
Now this is just a little bit scary from someone who has been around SQL Server for 16 years: https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1977555.aspx.
Or it could just be me, but I was learning about the system tables and views when I first started working with SQL Server. Maybe not all of them but I knew they existed and where to find more information.
July 19, 2018 at 1:51 pm
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, July 19, 2018 1:45 PMNow this is just a little bit scary from someone who has been around SQL Server for 16 years: https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1977555.aspx.Or it could just be me, but I was learning about the system tables and views when I first started working with SQL Server. Maybe not all of them but I knew they existed and where to find more information.
OH MY!!!!
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July 20, 2018 at 1:44 am
Sean Lange - Thursday, July 19, 2018 1:51 PMOH MY!!!!
I think it's more telling that for someone who has been working with SQL Server for a long time, and didn't understand something that was (very) likely to be documented, their first action was to just ask the on a forum rather that research and learn about it themselves.
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July 20, 2018 at 5:32 pm
Thom A - Friday, July 20, 2018 1:44 AMI think it's more telling that for someone who has been working with SQL Server for a long time, and didn't understand something that was (very) likely to be documented, their first action was to just ask the on a forum rather that research and learn about it themselves.
Here's where those types of people come from...
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/1977780/sql-server-2014-queries
I can't believe that there's no shame and no pride on the part of the OP in doing something like this. I knew the world was getting worse but didn't realize just how bad it's gotten.
Heh... I wonder if he knows how to get the current date and time? 😀
And no need to pile on. I just wanted you to see it because I was totally gob smacked at the shear audacity of it all not to mention the total lack of personal ethics that just asking such a question represents.
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July 20, 2018 at 6:34 pm
Jeff Moden - Friday, July 20, 2018 5:32 PMHere's where those types of people come from...
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/1977780/sql-server-2014-queriesI can't believe that there's no shame and no pride on the part of the OP in doing something like this. I knew the world was getting worse but didn't realize just how bad it's gotten.
Heh... I wonder if he knows how to get the current date and time? 😀
And no need to pile on. I just wanted you to see it because I was totally gob smacked at the shear audacity of it all not to mention the total lack of personal ethics that just asking such a question represents.
SMDH
July 23, 2018 at 7:28 am
Jeff Moden - Friday, July 20, 2018 5:32 PMHere's where those types of people come from...
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/1977780/sql-server-2014-queriesI can't believe that there's no shame and no pride on the part of the OP in doing something like this. I knew the world was getting worse but didn't realize just how bad it's gotten.
Heh... I wonder if he knows how to get the current date and time? 😀
And no need to pile on. I just wanted you to see it because I was totally gob smacked at the shear audacity of it all not to mention the total lack of personal ethics that just asking such a question represents.
That...
That was horrifying...
Half the time you can almost smell if a question is going to be someone's homework just from the title of the topic...
But that has new levels of "not even trying to pass of a homework question as my own work"
Honestly, *pictures* of the questions, not even trying to re-type them in their own words?
Sheesh...
July 23, 2018 at 7:48 am
jasona.work - Monday, July 23, 2018 7:28 AMThat...
That was horrifying...
Half the time you can almost smell if a question is going to be someone's homework just from the title of the topic...
But that has new levels of "not even trying to pass of a homework question as my own work"
Honestly, *pictures* of the questions, not even trying to re-type them in their own words?
Sheesh...
And then the total bullshit piece of "I am an Oracle person, just need to learn this in sql server". What a total crock. Joins work the same in both with identical syntax. Sad...
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July 23, 2018 at 8:01 am
Sean Lange - Monday, July 23, 2018 7:48 AMjasona.work - Monday, July 23, 2018 7:28 AMJeff Moden - Friday, July 20, 2018 5:32 PMThom A - Friday, July 20, 2018 1:44 AMI think it's more telling that for someone who has been working with SQL Server for a long time, and didn't understand something that was (very) likely to be documented, their first action was to just ask the on a forum rather that research and learn about it themselves.Here's where those types of people come from...
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/1977780/sql-server-2014-queriesI can't believe that there's no shame and no pride on the part of the OP in doing something like this. I knew the world was getting worse but didn't realize just how bad it's gotten.
Heh... I wonder if he knows how to get the current date and time? 😀
And no need to pile on. I just wanted you to see it because I was totally gob smacked at the shear audacity of it all not to mention the total lack of personal ethics that just asking such a question represents.
That...
That was horrifying...
Half the time you can almost smell if a question is going to be someone's homework just from the title of the topic...
But that has new levels of "not even trying to pass of a homework question as my own work"
Honestly, *pictures* of the questions, not even trying to re-type them in their own words?
Sheesh...And then the total bullshit piece of "I am an Oracle person, just need to learn this in sql server". What a total crock. Joins work the same in both with identical syntax. Sad...
There are 2 main thing that would be different, probably 3 depending on how some people code.
1. Parameter definition (syntax and types)
2. Using a tally table to get all the dates in a year.
3. Not having natural joins in T-SQL
However, someone that actually knows how to write SQL code, shouldn't have much problem coming out with some sort of solution.
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