Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

    Have fun whatever you're doing. I'm sure we'll all try hard to be extra good. 🙂

  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

    You dont have to worry about a thing... We are the best mannered professionals here. If someone goes over the line, I am sure rest of the folks will make sure that it wont happen... When you have Saint in your side, what can go wrong..:-)

    -Roy

  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

    Have a good time. I'll be going mid next week for a sojourn away from this socialist paradise known as Massachusetts for some time in the backwards, imperialist land referred to by the inhabitants (who stole it) as Oklahoma.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Paul White (6/26/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

    Have fun whatever you're doing. I'm sure we'll all try hard to be extra good. 🙂

    Is he gone yet? ........... [font="Comic Sans MS"]PARTY TIME!!![/font] :w00t: 😀

    Edit: Fixed the quote!

  • Ah, not yet. :hehe:

    Going to DC, dropping my son off at the National Youth Leadership Conference for a week, spending some time with my brother, speaking in Richmond on Thur night, be in and out of the forums (but mostly out)

  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

    Where you off to?

    Tony watching the place while you're gone?

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

    Please, please, please...put me in charge. I'll keep these heathens in check! 😀 We already have Jeff and the PC launcher, frozen or flamin', for crowd control should the need arise!

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Ah, not yet. :hehe:

    Going to DC, dropping my son off at the National Youth Leadership Conference for a week, spending some time with my brother, speaking in Richmond on Thur night, be in and out of the forums (but mostly out)

    Wow! That's big. You're talking about the Scouting one right? I didn't even realize your boy was up to First Class already. That's where they have to be to go isn't it? Good for him!

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • tosscrosby (6/26/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (6/26/2009)


    Alright, I'm leaving for a week. Behave yourselves on the thread.

    Please, please, please...put me in charge. I'll keep these heathens in check! 😀 We already have Jeff and the PC launcher, frozen or flamin', for crowd control should the need arise!

    And if things get REALLY bad, we'll just toss Gail into the middle of them. Although, that might be considered a cruel thing to do to a crowd... But hey, it'd be fun.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Grant Fritchey (6/26/2009)


    Wow! That's big. You're talking about the Scouting one right? I didn't even realize your boy was up to First Class already. That's where they have to be to go isn't it? Good for him!

    Not scouts, from school. It's the young leaders thing (http://www.cylc.org/jrNYLC/)

  • Grant Fritchey (6/26/2009)


    And if things get REALLY bad, we'll just toss Gail into the middle of them. Although, that might be considered a cruel thing to do to a crowd... But hey, it'd be fun.

    Cruel to the crowd? :ermm:

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (6/26/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/26/2009)


    And if things get REALLY bad, we'll just toss Gail into the middle of them. Although, that might be considered a cruel thing to do to a crowd... But hey, it'd be fun.

    Cruel to the crowd? :ermm:

    That was not nice Grant... 😉

    -Roy

  • GilaMonster (6/26/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/26/2009)


    And if things get REALLY bad, we'll just toss Gail into the middle of them. Although, that might be considered a cruel thing to do to a crowd... But hey, it'd be fun.

    Cruel to the crowd? :ermm:

    I might even pay to see that. Gail, with her martial arts and swords....woohoo. Let's see who's brave enough to cross that line!

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Florian Reischl (6/26/2009)


    Jeff Moden (6/26/2009)


    Florian Reischl (6/26/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/25/2009)


    I only hope he reads the blog, but I doubt it.

    I hope (s)he did. Next posts have been really okay.

    Heh... I'm not sure where the link is for this one... could someone post it?

    Sure: I have a vision and you have a task

    It appears that he repented but I have to say that was a really nice initial pork chop you whipped on that boy. 😀 Short, sweet, fast, and right in the kisser. 😛

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

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