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Florian Reischl SSC-Dedicated Points: 37301 More actions · Answer 1

Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Did anyone see this request
He has some nerve...:-)

Yep. There is the second part of the story:

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic740368-146-1.aspx

Florian Reischl SSC-Dedicated Points: 37301 More actions · Answer 2

Florian Reischl

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June 23, 2009 at 1:37 pm

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@Barry: Nice pictures. 🙂

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 3

Florian Reischl (6/23/2009)
Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Did anyone see this request
He has some nerve...:-)
Yep. There is the second part of the story:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic740368-146-1.aspx

it is good that you put a link back to the other post.

-Roy

RBarryYoung SSC Guru Points: 143329 More actions · Answer 4

Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Hey Barry, That movie star , what is his name Redford?? He looks just like you...:-) He must have been one pleased man to look like you... Just kidding

Yeah, that guy Redford, is OK looking, I guess. But he barely knows the difference between a correlated subquery and an uncorrelated subquery!

😛

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 5

RBarryYoung (6/23/2009)
Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Hey Barry, That movie star , what is his name Redford?? He looks just like you...:-) He must have been one pleased man to look like you... Just kidding
Yeah, that guy Redford, is OK looking, I guess. But he barely knows the difference between a correlated subquery and an uncorrelated subquery!
😛

Ok..I got the Kick I deserved on my back side...lol

-Roy

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Hey Barry, That movie star , what is his name Redford?? He looks just like you...:-) He must have been one pleased man to look like you... Just kidding
Did anyone see this request
He has some nerve...:-)

Anyone know who helped this one with his interview questions?? 😛

Florian Reischl SSC-Dedicated Points: 37301 More actions · Answer 7

Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Florian Reischl (6/23/2009)
Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Did anyone see this request
He has some nerve...:-)
Yep. There is the second part of the story:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic740368-146-1.aspx
it is good that you put a link back to the other post.

Accidentally saw the new post after the first and thought the other people should know. This site is really huge but to small to hide :hehe:

WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 8

Florian Reischl (6/23/2009)
Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Florian Reischl (6/23/2009)
Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Did anyone see this request
He has some nerve...:-)
Yep. There is the second part of the story:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic740368-146-1.aspx
it is good that you put a link back to the other post.
Accidentally saw the new post after the first and thought the other people should know. This site is really huge but to small to hide :hehe:

Well, I let him know a solution is available, but... well, see for yourself... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost740549.aspx

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

Links:
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Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

Florian Reischl SSC-Dedicated Points: 37301 More actions · Answer 9

Good job, Wayne. Maybe I should also create a PayPal account for those things...

spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105732 More actions · Answer 10

WayneS (6/23/2009)
Well, I let him know a solution is available, but... well, see for yourself... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost740549.aspx

LOL! What's your hourly fee, Wayne? I need to get the grass cut... 😀

-- Gianluca Sartori

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 11

Lynn Pettis (6/23/2009)
Roy Ernest (6/23/2009)
Hey Barry, That movie star , what is his name Redford?? He looks just like you...:-) He must have been one pleased man to look like you... Just kidding
Did anyone see this request
He has some nerve...:-)
Anyone know who helped this one with his interview questions?? 😛

Either you agree to give me half of his payment or I attempt to tell him how to use Google! 😉

Edit: On second thought, the money won't be worth my effort, keep it and I'll save my breath! 😛

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 12

WayneS (6/23/2009)
Well, I let him know a solution is available, but... well, see for yourself... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost740549.aspx

LoL.

I had a guy contact me via PM a while back about a procedure (apparently a few hundred lines) he wanted optimised. He wouldn't post in the forums because apparently his boss would fire him if he did that. I told him to obfuscate the problem, or ask for general advice. He kept on insisting that I was his only hope, etc. Finally I told him that I only answer direct questions from paying clients (mostly true)

He offered $5.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Florian Reischl SSC-Dedicated Points: 37301 More actions · Answer 13

GilaMonster (6/23/2009)
He offered $5.

:laugh:!

Did you answer this?

Florian Reischl SSC-Dedicated Points: 37301 More actions · Answer 14

BTW:

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer! Take 1 down pass it around, 1 bottles of beer on the wall!!

Florian Reischl SSC-Dedicated Points: 37301 More actions · Answer 15

:-):hehe::-D:-):hehe::-D

6000

:-):hehe::-D:-):hehe::-D

@Paul: Probably looks better in IE or Firefox 😉