Are the posted questions getting worse?
- GilaMonster - Friday, August 11, 2017 3:23 PM
Sadly, I understand what you mean. 😛 Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Off on Tech Outbounds SQL Cruise this week. I'll probably be very light on the forums.
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning - Grant Fritchey - Saturday, August 12, 2017 10:13 AM
One day I hope to participate in one of those cruises just so I can say I did.
- Grant Fritchey - Saturday, August 12, 2017 10:13 AM
Have a great time, Grant. Are you speaking, attending or both? No matter what, take the time and enjoy yourself. Don't worry...we'll be here when you get back. 😉
- Grant Fritchey - Saturday, August 12, 2017 10:13 AM
Sooo jealous. Have fun
- Ed Wagner - Saturday, August 12, 2017 2:33 PM
Speaking. Session on execution plans, one on devops and one on PowerShell to manage Azure.
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning - Grant Fritchey - Sunday, August 13, 2017 12:27 PM
Speaking on a cruise...nice. My compliments on a great gig. Have a blast.
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I have to ask because I don't know... the cost of the cruise is something like $1,500 but that does NOT, apparently, cover the cost of being on the boat and having a stateroom. So my questions are...
1. How much is the cost of the boat ride/stateroom and...
2. Where does the ~$1,500 go to?--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
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Create a Tally Function (fnTally) - Jeff Moden - Sunday, August 13, 2017 3:22 PM
1. Varies. If I recall correctly, my room is $600 for the week.
2. To the organizer, like other private events."The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning - Jeff Moden - Sunday, August 13, 2017 3:22 PM
2. I should clarify #2. We have a room for holding classes that has to be paid for. Coffee, shirts, all that stuff. There are a bunch of costs for the organizer.
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning - Grant Fritchey - Sunday, August 13, 2017 3:54 PM
I notice there's a break for 6 or more. How many people typically attend an SQL Cruise?
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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I need a pint or at least a beer popsicle ( without the dust Bunny's, no offence Jeff ), in an M S European Tiger Team and the challenges, one could not even make them up, good fun though 😀
😎 - Jeff Moden - Sunday, August 13, 2017 8:52 PM
That's a group of >= six registering together, not six total.
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One of those minor irritations. If you do a 'View History' for a SQL Agent job which is failing, why do you always have to resize the window at the bottom of the screen to see the error message? Why don't they make it just a little bit taller?
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Stan Laurel - Phil Parkin - Tuesday, August 15, 2017 6:54 AMOne of those minor irritations. If you do a 'View History' for a SQL Agent job which is failing, why do you always have to resize the window at the bottom of the screen to see the error message? Why don't they make it just a little bit taller?
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Agreed. The same thing applies to the Event Viewer. It seems like no matter how big the window is, the data we're after is in this tiny little area.
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