Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Brandie Tarvin - Wednesday, August 9, 2017 12:35 PM

    Thom A - Wednesday, August 9, 2017 8:47 AM

     Who doesn't enjoy creating Excel documents with 196 columns..? :sick:

    I had to create an SSIS package to load a file with almost 700 columns to it.

    Talk about FUN.

    Isn't that what BIML is for?

    Luis C.
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  • Can I stop changing my passwords every 90 days, please?
    http://gizmodo.com/the-guy-who-invented-those-annoying-password-rules-now-1797643987

    Luis C.
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  • Luis Cazares - Thursday, August 10, 2017 11:05 AM

    Sure. So long as you don't mind changing them every day. @=)

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  • Brandie Tarvin - Thursday, August 10, 2017 11:09 AM

    Luis Cazares - Thursday, August 10, 2017 11:05 AM

    Sure. So long as you don't mind changing them every day. @=)

    I do that for some of the websites I use.  Change it each time I log in as I can't remember the password from the last time I logged in.  😀

  • Luis Cazares - Thursday, August 10, 2017 11:05 AM

    https://www.troyhunt.com/passwords-evolved-authentication-guidance-for-the-modern-era/

  • My best server room story is a new room built at the nuclear plant for our VAX, DG, and some PC servers. Nice, fancy room, raised floor, separate UPS room, separate sprinklers and power generator. Put in machines, turned on, worked a few days, noticed every morning the room was about 90F. Spec was 70F (or so).
    After a week my boss talked to the contractor, we redid the calculations, as we were expecting to add more PC servers.

    #machines, check
    wattage usage byeach, check
    BTU load, check 
    BTU output by each AC, check
    divide by 3, ch, wait, what?

    apparently the contractor assumed that we were working 8 hours a day, so that must be how much the computers worked.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, August 10, 2017 5:33 PM

    My best server room story is a new room built at the nuclear plant for our VAX, DG, and some PC servers. Nice, fancy room, raised floor, separate UPS room, separate sprinklers and power generator. Put in machines, turned on, worked a few days, noticed every morning the room was about 90F. Spec was 70F (or so).
    After a week my boss talked to the contractor, we redid the calculations, as we were expecting to add more PC servers.

    #machines, check
    wattage usage byeach, check
    BTU load, check 
    BTU output by each AC, check
    divide by 3, ch, wait, what?

    apparently the contractor assumed that we were working 8 hours a day, so that must be how much the computers worked.

    HA! I always knew my servers were going on vacation over the weekends. This explains so much...

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, August 10, 2017 5:30 PM

    Wait...

    Microsoft is also on the same page here:

    Password expiration policies do more harm than good, because these policies drive users to very predictable passwords composed of sequential words and numbers which are closely related to each other (that is, the next password can be predicted based on the previous password). Password change offers no containment benefits cyber criminals almost always use credentials as soon as they compromise them.

    Soooo, is Microsoft changing the SQL Server "Enforce password policy," "Enforce password expiration" stuff anytime soon?

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin - Friday, August 11, 2017 4:34 AM

    Soooo, is Microsoft changing the SQL Server "Enforce password policy," "Enforce password expiration" stuff anytime soon?

    Depends what your definition "soon" is, and then what that time period is in Microsoft time. We all know that 1 "Microsoft Minute" can be anywhere between 10 seconds and several hours/days. 😉

    Thom~

    Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
    Larnu.uk

  • Thom A - Friday, August 11, 2017 4:40 AM

    Brandie Tarvin - Friday, August 11, 2017 4:34 AM

    Soooo, is Microsoft changing the SQL Server "Enforce password policy," "Enforce password expiration" stuff anytime soon?

    Depends what your definition "soon" is, and then what that time period is in Microsoft time. We all know that 1 "Microsoft Minute" can be anywhere between 10 seconds and several hours/days. 😉

    Time to pull out Ye Ol' DBCC TIMEWARP(), then. It'll make life much easier with Microsoft Minutes. @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin - Friday, August 11, 2017 4:44 AM

    Thom A - Friday, August 11, 2017 4:40 AM

    Brandie Tarvin - Friday, August 11, 2017 4:34 AM

    Soooo, is Microsoft changing the SQL Server "Enforce password policy," "Enforce password expiration" stuff anytime soon?

    Depends what your definition "soon" is, and then what that time period is in Microsoft time. We all know that 1 "Microsoft Minute" can be anywhere between 10 seconds and several hours/days. 😉

    Time to pull out Ye Ol' DBCC TIMEWARP(), then. It'll make life much easier with Microsoft Minutes. @=)

    Thom is so very right about a "Microsoft Minute" - I've felt like I was stuck in a bubble of time while waiting for that last 10 seconds of a status bar before.

  • Brandie Tarvin - Friday, August 11, 2017 4:34 AM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, August 10, 2017 5:30 PM

    Wait...

    Microsoft is also on the same page here:

    Password expiration policies do more harm than good, because these policies drive users to very predictable passwords composed of sequential words and numbers which are closely related to each other (that is, the next password can be predicted based on the previous password). Password change offers no containment benefits cyber criminals almost always use credentials as soon as they compromise them.

    Soooo, is Microsoft changing the SQL Server "Enforce password policy," "Enforce password expiration" stuff anytime soon?

    Probably not. Someone will keep asking for this functionality because of "security" and it might still come until we find something different than passwords to authenticate users. I wonder if at any time, they'll ask you to get eye surgery because your retina has been compromised and someone accessed your bank accounts.

    Luis C.
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  • Luis Cazares - Friday, August 11, 2017 8:11 AM

    I wonder if at any time, they'll ask you to get eye surgery because your retina has been compromised and someone accessed your bank accounts.

    Now that's funny.  I'd bet they'd feel completely justified in mandating that people get eye surgery to use their OS.  Hopefully, they won't require a chip implant in your eye.  I'd hate to think that happened when they released a patch for the chip that didn't work.

  • Just found the following code. This is what happens when a procedural developer starts writing T-SQL. Fortunately, some learn to stop the non-sense.

    --Variables names changed
    DECLARE @intOneSourceID INT
        ,@intAnotherSourceID INT

    SET @intOneSourceID = NULL
    SET @intAnotherSourceID = NULL

    Luis C.
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  • "I don't understand."
    "What don't you understand?"
    "I don't understand."
    "I don't understand."
    "What don't you understand?"
    "I don't understand."

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

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