April 26, 2017 at 9:41 am
Got to add in Blazing Saddles?
April 26, 2017 at 9:46 am
rodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?
Young Frankenstein.
April 26, 2017 at 9:53 am
Lynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Me
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April 26, 2017 at 10:22 am
Sean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:53 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Me
nobody added star trek and star wras to the list yet? I thought those would pop up pretty fast.
But I think the jerk should also be on it.
The above is all just my opinion on what you should do.
As with all advice you find on a random internet forum - you shouldn't blindly follow it. Always test on a test server to see if there is negative side effects before making changes to live!
I recommend you NEVER run "random code" you found online on any system you care about UNLESS you understand and can verify the code OR you don't care if the code trashes your system.
April 26, 2017 at 10:34 am
bmg002 - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:22 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:53 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Menobody added star trek and star wras to the list yet? I thought those would pop up pretty fast.
But I think the jerk should also be on it.
I figured Star Wars was already on the list with multiple references. 😉 The Jerk is awesome. Never liked any of the Star Trek movies but loved the tv show. For me the movies were always really poorly written with forced story lines.
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April 26, 2017 at 10:35 am
bmg002 - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:22 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:53 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Menobody added star trek and star wras to the list yet? I thought those would pop up pretty fast.
But I think the jerk should also be on it.
Wasn't Star Wars implicitly included?
April 26, 2017 at 11:38 am
Sean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:34 AMbmg002 - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:22 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:53 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Menobody added star trek and star wras to the list yet? I thought those would pop up pretty fast.
But I think the jerk should also be on it.I figured Star Wars was already on the list with multiple references. 😉 The Jerk is awesome. Never liked any of the Star Trek movies but loved the tv show. For me the movies were always really poorly written with forced story lines.
I'm in the phonebook! I EXIST! I'm in the phonebook!
(or something like that)
April 26, 2017 at 12:37 pm
Brandie Tarvin - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 11:38 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:34 AMbmg002 - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:22 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:53 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Menobody added star trek and star wras to the list yet? I thought those would pop up pretty fast.
But I think the jerk should also be on it.I figured Star Wars was already on the list with multiple references. 😉 The Jerk is awesome. Never liked any of the Star Trek movies but loved the tv show. For me the movies were always really poorly written with forced story lines.
I'm in the phonebook! I EXIST! I'm in the phonebook!
(or something like that)
IIRC it is "I am somebody".
--EDIT--
haha found the youtube...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7aIf1YnbbU
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April 26, 2017 at 1:25 pm
Brandie Tarvin - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 11:38 AMI'm in the phonebook! I EXIST! I'm in the phonebook!
(or something like that)
I wonder if people under 25 know what's a phonebook and how to use it.
April 26, 2017 at 1:28 pm
Sean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 12:37 PMBrandie Tarvin - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 11:38 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:34 AMbmg002 - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:22 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:53 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Menobody added star trek and star wras to the list yet? I thought those would pop up pretty fast.
But I think the jerk should also be on it.I figured Star Wars was already on the list with multiple references. 😉 The Jerk is awesome. Never liked any of the Star Trek movies but loved the tv show. For me the movies were always really poorly written with forced story lines.
I'm in the phonebook! I EXIST! I'm in the phonebook!
(or something like that)
IIRC it is "I am somebody".
--EDIT--
haha found the youtube...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7aIf1YnbbU
Another great quote: "Shall we play a game?"
April 26, 2017 at 1:29 pm
Luis Cazares - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 1:25 PMBrandie Tarvin - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 11:38 AMI'm in the phonebook! I EXIST! I'm in the phonebook!
(or something like that)
I wonder if people under 25 know what's a phonebook and how to use it.
They probably don't. Same for a card catalog in a library.
April 26, 2017 at 1:50 pm
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 1:28 PMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 12:37 PMBrandie Tarvin - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 11:38 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:34 AMbmg002 - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 10:22 AMSean Lange - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:53 AMLynn Pettis - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:46 AMrodjkidd - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:41 AMGot to add in Blazing Saddles?Young Frankenstein.
Dr. Strangelove
Start the Revolution Without Menobody added star trek and star wras to the list yet? I thought those would pop up pretty fast.
But I think the jerk should also be on it.I figured Star Wars was already on the list with multiple references. 😉 The Jerk is awesome. Never liked any of the Star Trek movies but loved the tv show. For me the movies were always really poorly written with forced story lines.
I'm in the phonebook! I EXIST! I'm in the phonebook!
(or something like that)
IIRC it is "I am somebody".
--EDIT--
haha found the youtube...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7aIf1YnbbUAnother great quote: "Shall we play a game?"
I loved that movie. I had the War Games "soundtrack" which was really just sound bites from the film. Back when we all used to make mix tapes I did an awesome one with sound bites through that entire movie where all the songs fit in with the movie. Was really fun to make.
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April 26, 2017 at 1:53 pm
A League of Their Own
Major League
Clockwork Orange
Goonies
Better Off Dead
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April 26, 2017 at 1:53 pm
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, April 26, 2017 1:29 PMThey probably don't. Same for a card catalog in a library.
What's a library?
April 26, 2017 at 2:59 pm
jasona.work - Monday, April 24, 2017 7:11 AMBrandie Tarvin - Monday, April 24, 2017 5:11 AMHey, has anyone noticed that the posted answers to this thread are getting worse?I mean, it seems sometimes we're actually talking business / technical stuff here. What's up with that?
:hehe:
I blame you for it.
😀
I agree. It is all Brandie's fault.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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