April 6, 2017 at 6:45 am
Thom A - Wednesday, April 5, 2017 3:39 PMAnyone else find it really frustrating when someone (with like <=5 points) posts an incomplete question, but you think "Yeah, I think I know what they want, but need a little clarification", and then you, or someone else has asks for it. Then, 48 hours later, although people have guessed, the OP never comes back... I mean, they probably went to Stack Overflow, and any other support site they could find, but some do peak my interest and other peoples insights are great for learning.It's like reading a book, getting half way through and finding out the rest of the pages are blank. >_<
Obligatory
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png
(Sorry, can't properly set links where I'm at, IE locked down 6 ways to Sunday)
April 6, 2017 at 6:48 am
So, came across this article today...
Looks like someone has had a RGE
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/04/05/scottrade_vendor_exposed_20000_customer_accounts/
https://about.scottrade.com/news/releases/2017/statement-on-cloud-data-set.html
April 6, 2017 at 7:09 am
jasona.work - Thursday, April 6, 2017 6:45 AMThom A - Wednesday, April 5, 2017 3:39 PMAnyone else find it really frustrating when someone (with like <=5 points) posts an incomplete question, but you think "Yeah, I think I know what they want, but need a little clarification", and then you, or someone else has asks for it. Then, 48 hours later, although people have guessed, the OP never comes back... I mean, they probably went to Stack Overflow, and any other support site they could find, but some do peak my interest and other peoples insights are great for learning.It's like reading a book, getting half way through and finding out the rest of the pages are blank. >_<
Obligatory
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png
(Sorry, can't properly set links where I'm at, IE locked down 6 ways to Sunday)
Oh, so so so so true... Been down that path many times.
April 7, 2017 at 8:14 am
So is it just me, or does that white sheep in the SQL Clone banner adds remind anyone else of Shaun the sheep?
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/
April 7, 2017 at 8:32 am
Chris Harshman - Friday, April 7, 2017 8:14 AMSo is it just me, or does that white sheep in the SQL Clone banner adds remind anyone else of Shaun the sheep?
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/
Speaking of clones, various areas of SSC are showing duplicates. One of them is PM's - I've received only one today but it shows up three times in the list.
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April 7, 2017 at 8:40 am
Chris Harshman - Friday, April 7, 2017 8:14 AMSo is it just me, or does that white sheep in the SQL Clone banner adds remind anyone else of Shaun the sheep?
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/
Not really, if I'm honest. If I think of Shaun the Sheep, I think of him in "A Close Shave", rather than own spin off, where he's walking around on all fours and eating Wallace's newspaper. 🙂 There are definite similarities on some of the images of him on his merchandise and the one on SSC though.
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Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
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April 7, 2017 at 10:25 am
Thom A - Friday, April 7, 2017 8:40 AMChris Harshman - Friday, April 7, 2017 8:14 AMSo is it just me, or does that white sheep in the SQL Clone banner adds remind anyone else of Shaun the sheep?
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/Not really, if I'm honest. If I think of Shaun the Sheep, I think of him in "A Close Shave", rather than own spin off, where he's walking around on all fours and eating Wallace's newspaper. 🙂 There are definite similarities on some of the images of him on his merchandise and the one on SSC though.
I don't see it (the similarities).
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April 7, 2017 at 10:54 am
SQLRNNR - Friday, April 7, 2017 10:25 AMThom A - Friday, April 7, 2017 8:40 AMChris Harshman - Friday, April 7, 2017 8:14 AMSo is it just me, or does that white sheep in the SQL Clone banner adds remind anyone else of Shaun the sheep?
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/Not really, if I'm honest. If I think of Shaun the Sheep, I think of him in "A Close Shave", rather than own spin off, where he's walking around on all fours and eating Wallace's newspaper. 🙂 There are definite similarities on some of the images of him on his merchandise and the one on SSC though.
I don't see it (the similarities).
I don't either...aside from them both being sheep.
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April 7, 2017 at 10:58 am
Baaa.
I find this whole sheep discussion offensive. Well, more like boring.
It's putting me to sleep. :hehe:
April 7, 2017 at 11:04 am
Brandie Tarvin - Friday, April 7, 2017 10:58 AMBaaa.I find this whole sheep discussion offensive. Well, more like boring.
It's putting me to sleep. :hehe:
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April 7, 2017 at 12:47 pm
SQLRNNR - Friday, April 7, 2017 11:04 AMBrandie Tarvin - Friday, April 7, 2017 10:58 AMBaaa.I find this whole sheep discussion offensive. Well, more like boring.
It's putting me to sleep. :hehe:
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Welsh serenade.
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April 9, 2017 at 11:40 am
ThomasRushton - Tuesday, April 4, 2017 3:32 AM[/b]
I can't make it, promised the wife I would stay and look after her (she's pretty ill) out here at least until after Easter (and then I'll take her back to the UK) so I'm stuck 1750 miles from Telford, couldn't leave her for as long as even one day and couldn't get to Telford and back in less than two days (plus any time spent there.
Tom
April 9, 2017 at 11:49 am
Sean Lange - Tuesday, April 4, 2017 10:50 AMSometime this new forum software is really buggy. When posting the cursor jumped above Wayne's post. Now I can't get the cursor back there to fix the missing quote.The other bizarre thing I have noticed is that sometimes it puts the cursor before the last character which is unbelievably strange and annoying.
Strange and annoying - YES. Unbelievable - and emphatic. Strange and annoying - YES. Unbelievable - an emphatic NO!
This is fairly new software - it's bound to have bugs, and some of them are bound to be annoying. We just have to live with each bug until Redgate decides to fix it. And as we aren't even paying for teh privilege of using their forum we shouldn't expect fixing forum bugs to be their top priority - earning revenue to keep the firm afloat has to have much higher priority.
Tom
April 10, 2017 at 6:30 am
SQLRNNR - Friday, April 7, 2017 11:04 AMBrandie Tarvin - Friday, April 7, 2017 10:58 AMBaaa.I find this whole sheep discussion offensive. Well, more like boring.
It's putting me to sleep. :hehe:
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barbara-ann?
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April 10, 2017 at 6:35 am
TomThomson - Sunday, April 9, 2017 11:40 AMThomas Rushton wrote:ThomasRushton - Tuesday, April 4, 2017 3:32 AM[/b]
Just today to get through before SQLBits. Anyone else from here going to be there?
I can't make it, promised the wife I would stay and look after her (she's pretty ill) out here at least until after Easter (and then I'll take her back to the UK) so I'm stuck 1750 miles from Telford, couldn't leave her for as long as even one day and couldn't get to Telford and back in less than two days (plus any time spent there.
Sorry to hear that; I hope things improve. Family first, every time.
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