Are the posted questions getting worse?

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Are the posted questions getting worse?

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Hugo Kornelis SSC Guru Points: 64790 More actions · Answer 1

Well done, Koen! Congratulations!

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004406 More actions · Answer 2

Outstanding! Congratulations!

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736478 More actions · Answer 3

Congrats!

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 4

Sounds like they my be running on *NIX, just set the sticky bit to prevent accidental deletion of files. Sorry, this was the response by a former supervisor (who still works at the employer) at a former employer because he accidently deleted a production database table from a production system. 😛

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 5

Well done Koen, you've deserved this for quite a while.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

BrainDonor SSCoach Points: 19254 More actions · Answer 6

Excellent news Koen - it's wonderful to get such a level of recognition.

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Jo Pattyn SSC-Dedicated Points: 32350 More actions · Answer 7

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February 2, 2017 at 2:58 am

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Congratulations Koen

BLOB EATER SSChampion Points: 14609 More actions · Answer 8

Well done Koen! Now bring the cookies and double choc doughnuts!

Beatrix Kiddo SSC-Dedicated Points: 32407 More actions · Answer 9

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February 2, 2017 at 3:18 am

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Congratulations, Koen.

Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 10

Congratulations Koen!

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173080 More actions · Answer 11

YAY, Koen!

The drinks are on you now, right?

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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 12

Are you saying that MVP stands for Most Valuable Payer?

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

rodjkidd SSCoach Points: 15916 More actions · Answer 13

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February 2, 2017 at 6:53 am

#1926312

Congratulations Koen!

Rodders...

Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259115 More actions · Answer 14

Sure. At the table counter in the tent in the dessert.
I'm not drinking any alcohol this month btw, so it's only water 😉
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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173080 More actions · Answer 15

WHAT? No milk?

But I have cookies.... WHINE.

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