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rodjkidd SSCoach Points: 15917 More actions · Answer 1

BLOB EATER (12/20/2016)
Gazareth (12/20/2016)
Beatrix Kiddo (12/20/2016)
I want to go, but oh man, Telford.
As a midlands boy this sentiment definitely made me laugh.
I am from the midlands but have never been Telford.

You know, I lived in the midlands for 7 years and never went until Bits. And I had moved back to Norwich by then.

I did have an interview there years before I moved over there though...

Rodders...

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 23009 More actions · Answer 2

rodjkidd (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
BLOB EATER (12/20/2016)
is that what they label it as "networking evening" on the Tuesday?
No, Friday night. The costume ball.
Have they announced a theme yet for this year?
Apparently there's a speaker called "Ginger Grant". Very suspicious.
Perhaps there will be a band called "The Grant Boys", appealing to the younger attendees.
I know Ginger. She's a real person. Honest.
Nah mate someone's having you on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Grant
But, but, but... [/url]although she is a red head.
I was going to mention that, but then thought it wouldn't help our case in proving she is a real person! 😀
Rodders...

Oi! My wife's a red head 😉

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
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rodjkidd SSCoach Points: 15917 More actions · Answer 3

BWFC (12/20/2016)
rodjkidd (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
BLOB EATER (12/20/2016)
is that what they label it as "networking evening" on the Tuesday?
No, Friday night. The costume ball.
Have they announced a theme yet for this year?
Apparently there's a speaker called "Ginger Grant". Very suspicious.
Perhaps there will be a band called "The Grant Boys", appealing to the younger attendees.
I know Ginger. She's a real person. Honest.
Nah mate someone's having you on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Grant
But, but, but... [/url]although she is a red head.
I was going to mention that, but then thought it wouldn't help our case in proving she is a real person! 😀
Rodders...
Oi! My wife's a red head 😉

Not exactly where I was going with that...

But I assume your wife isn't known as Ginger Hall (or Ginger BWFC) 😉

Rodders...

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 4

Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
BLOB EATER (12/20/2016)
is that what they label it as "networking evening" on the Tuesday?
No, Friday night. The costume ball.
Have they announced a theme yet for this year?
Apparently there's a speaker called "Ginger Grant". Very suspicious.
Perhaps there will be a band called "The Grant Boys", appealing to the younger attendees.
I know Ginger. She's a real person. Honest.
Nah mate someone's having you on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Grant
But, but, but... [/url]although she is a red head.

Red herring? Don't you just love it when everything comes together:

"...Your DesertIsleSQL website is named after Gilligan’s Island character movie star Ginger Grant..."

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jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50118 More actions · Answer 5

BWFC (12/20/2016)
rodjkidd (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
ChrisM@Work (12/20/2016)
Grant Fritchey (12/20/2016)
BLOB EATER (12/20/2016)
is that what they label it as "networking evening" on the Tuesday?
No, Friday night. The costume ball.
Have they announced a theme yet for this year?
Apparently there's a speaker called "Ginger Grant". Very suspicious.
Perhaps there will be a band called "The Grant Boys", appealing to the younger attendees.
I know Ginger. She's a real person. Honest.
Nah mate someone's having you on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Grant
But, but, but... [/url]although she is a red head.
I was going to mention that, but then thought it wouldn't help our case in proving she is a real person! 😀
Rodders...
Oi! My wife's a red head 😉

Just remember, every time a red head smiles, someone lost their soul...

(My sis-in-law is a red head, my wife is a red head by way of "chemical enhancement")

djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 6

Has anyone had their gallbladder removed? What was the recovery like? Can you go back to work in three days.

If you haven't guessed I need mine out.

I have it scheduled for the first Friday of the new year, so I was wondering if I would be up to going back to work the next Monday?

ManicStar SSCoach Points: 17992 More actions · Answer 7

djj (12/22/2016)
Has anyone had their gallbladder removed? What was the recovery like? Can you go back to work in three days.
If you haven't guessed I need mine out.
I have it scheduled for the first Friday of the new year, so I was wondering if I would be up to going back to work the next Monday?

I have no idea, but i hope your recovery is swift.

djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 8

Manic Star (12/22/2016)
djj (12/22/2016)
Has anyone had their gallbladder removed? What was the recovery like? Can you go back to work in three days.
If you haven't guessed I need mine out.
I have it scheduled for the first Friday of the new year, so I was wondering if I would be up to going back to work the next Monday?
I have no idea, but i hope your recovery is swift.

Thank you, Manic Star.

Grumpy DBA SSChampion Points: 12531 More actions · Answer 9

djj (12/22/2016)
Has anyone had their gallbladder removed? What was the recovery like? Can you go back to work in three days.
If you haven't guessed I need mine out.
I have it scheduled for the first Friday of the new year, so I was wondering if I would be up to going back to work the next Monday?

According to webmd.com:

[font="Tahoma"]You may have gallbladder surgery as an outpatient, or you may stay 1 or 2 days in the hospital. Most people can return to their normal activities in 7 to 10 days. People who have laparoscopic gallbladder surgery are sore for about a week.[/font]

Are you able to work from home while recovering?

Lowell SSC Guru Points: 323518 More actions · Answer 10

djj (12/22/2016)
Has anyone had their gallbladder removed? What was the recovery like? Can you go back to work in three days.
If you haven't guessed I need mine out.
I have it scheduled for the first Friday of the new year, so I was wondering if I would be up to going back to work the next Monday?

Wife is an Anesthesiologist who often works cases like this she says "returning to work Monday is the surgery first Fri AM? Painful return for sure, risking some recovery, if high tolerance for pain, umm, his doctor will tell"

Lowell

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Stuart Davies SSCoach Points: 19505 More actions · Answer 11

Grumpy DBA (12/22/2016)
djj (12/22/2016)
Has anyone had their gallbladder removed? What was the recovery like? Can you go back to work in three days.
If you haven't guessed I need mine out.
I have it scheduled for the first Friday of the new year, so I was wondering if I would be up to going back to work the next Monday?
According to webmd.com:
[font="Tahoma"]You may have gallbladder surgery as an outpatient, or you may stay 1 or 2 days in the hospital. Most people can return to their normal activities in 7 to 10 days. People who have laparoscopic gallbladder surgery are sore for about a week.[/font]
Are you able to work from home while recovering?

A colleague of mine had theirs out about a year ago, they were off for a week.

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Sergiy SSC Guru Points: 110208 More actions · Answer 12

I've got mine removed 15 month ago.

3 days in hospital, 1 of them because the operation was delayed.

Was quite painful for a week - one of the holes did not heal well.

Had to be careful with movements for another week. I mean - no exercises for surrounding area, no sharp turns, etc.

But was driving myself to work, even manage to write couple of lines of code :hehe:

Forgot about the adventure after a month.

I read a lot about diet suggestions, but did not really follow any.

Have not been punished for that.

Yet.

😛

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djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 13

Thank you everyone. It looks like Monday is optimistic. 🙂

Just hope I can lift a 10 pound cat (cat and carrier) on Wednesday as I am boarding him for a few days.

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 14

djj (12/23/2016)
Thank you everyone. It looks like Monday is optimistic. 🙂
Just hope I can lift a 10 pound cat (cat and carrier) on Wednesday as I am boarding him for a few days.

All the best on your surgery. With lifting things afterwards, try to listen to the doctor. I know people who have had abdominal survey and not listening has cost them significant pain. Once even got the bonus of another surgery.

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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 15

Carrie Fisher is now one with the force.[/url] :crying:

Can 2016 end already?

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