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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 1

Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.

Yeah, me too.

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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 2

Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.

It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 3

Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)

Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.

Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 4

ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.

Thank you, Chris. I can now say that I learned something new today. 😛

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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 5

ChrisM@Work (8/9/2016)
TomThomson (8/9/2016)
Phil Parkin (8/9/2016)
This code was generated by a tool.
Does anyone else subconsciously say "You can say that again" whenever they read this comment in auto-generated code? 🙂
It's more appropriate for code generated by certain human beings than for some auto-generated code.
Who's going to be first to use it here?
"Was this code generated by a tool?"

I guess we have a winner. 😀

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173056 More actions · Answer 6

ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.

Aahhhh. I got the "gits" part. It was the rest I was missing. Thank you for the insight.

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tindog SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4892 More actions · Answer 7

ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.

"Good"? I hope that's a joke.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 8

tindog (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.
"Good"? I hope that's a joke.

No, not at all. Wetherspoons business model used to be - and probably still is - to buy beer which is on the cusp of going out of date at a reduced price and sell it quickly. Branches which host a large enough hub of old gits enjoy high turnover of product so none of it gets stale. If the beer is poor at your local, try the busiest in your region.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

tindog SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4892 More actions · Answer 9

ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
tindog (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.
"Good"? I hope that's a joke.
No, not at all. Wetherspoons business model used to be - and probably still is - to buy beer which is on the cusp of going out of date at a reduced price and sell it quickly. Branches which host a large enough hub of old gits enjoy high turnover of product so none of it gets stale. If the beer is poor at your local, try the busiest in your region.

I was referring to the food! Never had a spoons dish without someone else's hair in it :hehe:

BLOB EATER SSChampion Points: 14609 More actions · Answer 10

ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
tindog (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.
"Good"? I hope that's a joke.
No, not at all. Wetherspoons business model used to be - and probably still is - to buy beer which is on the cusp of going out of date at a reduced price and sell it quickly. Branches which host a large enough hub of old gits enjoy high turnover of product so none of it gets stale. If the beer is poor at your local, try the busiest in your region.

Now you owe me a keyboard.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 11

tindog (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
tindog (8/17/2016)
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Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.
"Good"? I hope that's a joke.
No, not at all. Wetherspoons business model used to be - and probably still is - to buy beer which is on the cusp of going out of date at a reduced price and sell it quickly. Branches which host a large enough hub of old gits enjoy high turnover of product so none of it gets stale. If the beer is poor at your local, try the busiest in your region.
I was referring to the food! Never had a spoons dish without someone else's hair in it :hehe:

Don't you recognise a present when you see one? Somebody likes you! :w00t:

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

tindog SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4892 More actions · Answer 12

ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
tindog (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
tindog (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)
BrainDonor (8/17/2016)
ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)
We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.
You owe me a new keyboard...
😀
...just managed to save mine
😎
I have apparently missed the joke here.
It might be a British thing, with a wrong spelling of Wetherspoons[/url]? (which would make googling it a bit more difficult)
Yes it is, top work Luis. Wetherspoons is known over here for being inhabited all day long by old men because the beer is cheap (it's often very good too). So they are hubs for all the local old gits.
Edit: as Blobby well knows, they are also famous for their stonkingly good breakfasts.
"Good"? I hope that's a joke.
No, not at all. Wetherspoons business model used to be - and probably still is - to buy beer which is on the cusp of going out of date at a reduced price and sell it quickly. Branches which host a large enough hub of old gits enjoy high turnover of product so none of it gets stale. If the beer is poor at your local, try the busiest in your region.
I was referring to the food! Never had a spoons dish without someone else's hair in it :hehe:
Don't you recognise a present when you see one? Somebody likes you! :w00t:

The chefs are so dishy 😀

jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 13

Man, take a week and change off from here, and have a lot to catch up on...

Forums being moved to a new back-end, cheap beer pubs with hair in the food...

At least my back-up DBA (who's an Oracle goddess) was able to keep the nitty-gritty caught up so I wasn't inundated when I got back to work today.

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 14

jasona.work (8/17/2016)
Man, take a week and change off from here, and have a lot to catch up on...
Forums being moved to a new back-end, cheap beer pubs with hair in the food...
At least my back-up DBA (who's an Oracle goddess) was able to keep the nitty-gritty caught up so I wasn't inundated when I got back to work today.

Welcome back to work. Thankfully you didn't have anything horrible to deal with...unless you want to count the hair in the food.

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drew.allen SSC Guru Points: 76985 More actions · Answer 15

I'm writing an article explaining my solution to Credits and Debits and am looking for two or three people to review it before I submit it. Any takers?

Drew

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