Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • In the ER question, I think the OP's actual answer to whomever is asking him should be something along the lines of "No, I've not worked with ER diagrams." :unsure:

    Then again, I once evoked great ire from my account manager when consulting when I admitted to a client that I was unfamiliar with a technology that they were looking for. One of our other consultants, who actually *gasp* did know it got the gig, and I think that everyone was happier thereby.

    (edited for typo)

  • Those are all Interview questions... 🙂

    -Roy

  • Lynn Pettis (6/9/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/9/2009)


    He is obviously new to SQL Server and really needs to start doing some research instead of asking such broad based questions like this one.

    But then again, I could be wrong...

    You're not wrong.

    Krasavita (6/9/2009)


    I need to know if SQL Server can communicate with other applications.

    May very well be the one true violation of "there are no dumb questions".

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  • GilaMonster (6/9/2009)


    Gee Barry

    RBarryYoung (6/9/2009) Big-O notation categorizes an algorithm's complexity in terms of the dominant term (without any constant factors) of its execution run-time as a function of the length of its input data("N"), as N approaches infinity.

    I had to read that a couple times to get the meaning. :hehe:

    Yeah, sorry. :blush: In my defense, I did say that it was "simple once you understood it, but hard to explain" and I did tell him to follow your Wikipedia links. It was only after he ignored both of us and asked me again that I gave him a dose of the pure, uncut stuff. 🙂

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  • And, FWIW, I had to write it at least three times before I got it right. 🙂

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  • Lynn Pettis (6/9/2009)


    Jeff Moden (6/9/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (6/9/2009)


    Okay, I must be in pissy mood today and I have NO idea why. I just lmgtfy twice in the same thread...

    Which tread? I must bear witness to this rarity. 😀

    here

    Heh... guess you're human after all. I don't feel too bad about my occasional indiscretion. You shouldn't either.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • GilaMonster (6/9/2009)


    Gee Barry

    RBarryYoung (6/9/2009) Big-O notation categorizes an algorithm's complexity in terms of the dominant term (without any constant factors) of its execution run-time as a function of the length of its input data("N"), as N approaches infinity.

    I had to read that a couple times to get the meaning. :hehe:

    Heh... I got it right away... same as being in the Navy... "the small s--t doesn't matter." 😛

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • RBarryYoung (6/9/2009)


    Yeah, sorry. :blush: In my defense, I did say that it was "simple once you understood it, but hard to explain" and I did tell him to follow your Wikipedia links. It was only after he ignored both of us and asked me again that I gave him a dose of the pure, uncut stuff. 🙂

    I was just wondering if someone had fed you a dictionary :w00t:

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Jeff Moden (6/9/2009)


    GilaMonster (6/9/2009)


    Gee Barry

    RBarryYoung (6/9/2009) Big-O notation categorizes an algorithm's complexity in terms of the dominant term (without any constant factors) of its execution run-time as a function of the length of its input data("N"), as N approaches infinity.

    I had to read that a couple times to get the meaning. :hehe:

    Heh... I got it right away... same as being in the Navy... "the small s--t doesn't matter." 😛

    I read it once quickly (which is how I normally read forum posts), realised when I got to the next paragraph that I hadn't got the meaning then went back and re-read it slowly.

    Usually the only stuff I have to read slowly is academic texts.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Could just be me, but I still think our PhD Candidate doesn't have a clue.

  • Lynn Pettis (6/9/2009)


    Could just be me, but I still think our PhD Candidate doesn't have a clue.

    Of course not! Don't you know what BS, MS, PhD stand for? "Bull S***", "More S***", "Piled higher and Deeper". He's perfect for that version!

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  • I just got sucked into the complexity discussion.

    "We're caught in a tractor beam..."

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    Property of The Thread

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  • Lynn Pettis (6/9/2009)


    Could just be me, but I still think our PhD Candidate doesn't have a clue.

    AND!! Based on many of the PhD's I have met (this doesn't apply to few), he also seems to have aced the class on "How to lose your common sense." 😉

    Aside, why is called "common sense" when it seems so "uncommon"? :Whistling:

  • GilaMonster (6/9/2009)


    RBarryYoung (6/9/2009)


    Yeah, sorry. :blush: In my defense, I did say that it was "simple once you understood it, but hard to explain" and I did tell him to follow your Wikipedia links. It was only after he ignored both of us and asked me again that I gave him a dose of the pure, uncut stuff. 🙂

    I was just wondering if someone had fed you a dictionary :w00t:

    Heh. At heart, I'll always be a mathematician. :laugh:

    Besides, I didn't use the word "asymptotic" even once! 🙂

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    Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc.
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  • Maybe someone could send him a blue pawprint?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJM9eSDjRho

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