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  • The Dixie Flatline (6/24/2016)


    I would also like to apply for citizenship to the island.

    Be sure it has coconut palms. I think the Professor on Gilligan's Island had a way to generate electricity from coconuts.

    Long time no Chat Dixie....

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • djj (7/11/2016)


    Y.B. (7/11/2016)


    I just bought a brand new F-150 last week and I'm so pumped. Can't wait to get my hands on it (still waiting on delivery). Been wanting a pickup for a while now but the time was right and I got a sweet deal I couldn't say no to. Needed one to pull a trailer (currently shopping for) but it will come in handy for so many other things. No more attaching that archaic PITA bike rack to the back of my car to cart bikes around anymore. πŸ˜€

    Of course that was the easy part...buying a trailer is a little overwhelming. So many brands, sizes, floorplans, options etc... :crazy:

    I have a F-150 (bought used) but it has a leaky roof. Web says this is a problem. I think mine might be the light. Let us know how the aluminum works out.

    I have an F-150. Has been great so far. Got it 4yrs ago.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (7/13/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    That was a reply to jasona but you'll do - you Jason's are all the same to me!

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  • ChrisM@Work (7/14/2016)


    SQLRNNR (7/13/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    That was a reply to jasona but you'll do - you Jason's are all the same to me!

    To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

  • jasona.work (7/14/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (7/14/2016)


    SQLRNNR (7/13/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    That was a reply to jasona but you'll do - you Jason's are all the same to me!

    To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    How many does it sleep? πŸ˜€

    I might be able to come up with a couple hundred K.

  • djj (7/14/2016)


    jasona.work (7/14/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (7/14/2016)


    SQLRNNR (7/13/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    That was a reply to jasona but you'll do - you Jason's are all the same to me!

    To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    How many does it sleep? πŸ˜€

    I might be able to come up with a couple hundred K.

    Well, it's about 17acres, so if we get 17 people chipping in, each of them can have an acre (about 43K sqft, or a 200 foot on a side square,) which would let each person build a fairly decent sized house...

    So, lots?

  • jasona.work (7/14/2016)To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I can chip in, but how do we protect against the hurricanes? That thing is barely above sea level. I'm not sure it'll last us that long, especially with the Artic ice melting.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)


    jasona.work (7/14/2016)To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I can chip in, but how do we protect against the hurricanes? That thing is barely above sea level. I'm not sure it'll last us that long, especially with the Artic ice melting.

    'Artic'? I expected better from you πŸ™‚

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  • jasona.work (7/14/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (7/14/2016)


    SQLRNNR (7/13/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    That was a reply to jasona but you'll do - you Jason's are all the same to me!

    To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I might be able to send a kidney and a liver. It shouldn't be a big deal as we have 2 of each, right? :hehe: πŸ˜€

    Luis C.
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  • Luis Cazares (7/14/2016)


    jasona.work (7/14/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (7/14/2016)


    SQLRNNR (7/13/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    That was a reply to jasona but you'll do - you Jason's are all the same to me!

    To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I might be able to send a kidney and a liver. It shouldn't be a big deal as we have 2 of each, right? :hehe: πŸ˜€

    Kidneys - yes. Liver - no. Unless there's a weird mutation that someone's been playing around with.

  • Luis Cazares (7/14/2016)


    jasona.work (7/14/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (7/14/2016)


    SQLRNNR (7/13/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)


    tindog (6/29/2016)


    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway πŸ˜‰

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king πŸ˜‰

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    Hahaha - a love island. When do I need to have it done? πŸ˜€

    That was a reply to jasona but you'll do - you Jason's are all the same to me!

    To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I might be able to send a kidney and a liver. It shouldn't be a big deal as we have 2 of each, right? :hehe: πŸ˜€

    A kidney and a nut, you only have one liver. Wait a minute...are we talking payment or provisioning?

    "Luis, got another bit for the Barbie please?"

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Phil Parkin (7/14/2016)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)


    jasona.work (7/14/2016)To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I can chip in, but how do we protect against the hurricanes? That thing is barely above sea level. I'm not sure it'll last us that long, especially with the Artic ice melting.

    'Artic'? I expected better from you πŸ™‚

    I'm in the last few days before Go Live on a major infrastructure upgrade. I'm lucky I can spell SEQUAL. @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)


    Phil Parkin (7/14/2016)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)


    jasona.work (7/14/2016)To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I can chip in, but how do we protect against the hurricanes? That thing is barely above sea level. I'm not sure it'll last us that long, especially with the Artic ice melting.

    'Artic'? I expected better from you πŸ™‚

    I'm in the last few days before Go Live on a major infrastructure upgrade. I'm lucky I can spell SEQUAL. @=)

    Isn't that the time when SQL renames as "SQUEAL"? πŸ˜‰

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • ThomasRushton (7/14/2016)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)


    Phil Parkin (7/14/2016)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)


    jasona.work (7/14/2016)To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

    :w00t:

    The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

    If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who else can chip in?

    I can chip in, but how do we protect against the hurricanes? That thing is barely above sea level. I'm not sure it'll last us that long, especially with the Artic ice melting.

    'Artic'? I expected better from you πŸ™‚

    I'm in the last few days before Go Live on a major infrastructure upgrade. I'm lucky I can spell SEQUAL. @=)

    Isn't that the time when SQL renames as "SQUEAL"? πŸ˜‰

    Pretty much! :w00t:

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

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