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  • June 29, 2016 at 1:32 am

    #1887515

    Luis Cazares (6/28/2016)

    Just a little humor.

    Bwahaaahaaaa! Made my day Luis thanks for posting this!

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • June 29, 2016 at 3:08 am

    #1887533

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

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  • June 29, 2016 at 3:21 am

    #1887536

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • June 29, 2016 at 3:22 am

    #1887537

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    Texas, New Hampshire and California are getting uppity too.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • June 29, 2016 at 3:31 am

    #1887540

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    LinkedIn

  • June 29, 2016 at 3:39 am

    #1887543

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • June 29, 2016 at 3:45 am

    #1887545

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    LinkedIn

  • June 29, 2016 at 3:49 am

    #1887546

    Oh yeah, in other news, Britain First: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/britain-first-is-a-band-of-merry-men_uk_5772894fe4b08d2c563a04db

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  • June 29, 2016 at 3:57 am

    #1887548

    Hehehe https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/06/28/civilization-vi-english-civ-trailer/

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

  • June 29, 2016 at 3:57 am

    #1887549

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • June 29, 2016 at 4:07 am

    #1887550

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    I don't get the reference and I'm too scared to Google it :w00t:

    LinkedIn

  • June 29, 2016 at 4:14 am

    #1887551

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Already there.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • June 29, 2016 at 4:15 am

    #1887552

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    I don't get the reference and I'm too scared to Google it :w00t:

    SFW: here.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • June 29, 2016 at 4:18 am

    #1887553

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Heck why not? You may also wish to consider Jason's Love Island. He's putting together the spec as we speak. Clothing optional!

    I don't get the reference and I'm too scared to Google it :w00t:

    SFW: here.

    Run by the National Speedo Party? :unsure:

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  • June 29, 2016 at 4:19 am

    #1887554

    Grant Fritchey (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (6/29/2016)

    tindog (6/29/2016)

    Now Wales are after independence from England to 'safeguard' their future...despite the fact that they also voted in favour of Brexit :w00t:

    The Welsh aren't like us humans.

    I feared that link may be NSFW then... :hehe: Oh Way-yells...

    I propose a Gloucestershire independence vote. No-one recognises that there's a UK outside of London anyway 😉

    Be ambitious - reinstate Mercia with Charles as king 😉

    Can we revert back to Paganism too?

    Already there.

    Good man, now if everyone else can do the same we might #takeourcountryback

    LinkedIn

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