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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173061 More actions · Answer 1

<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173061 More actions · Answer 2

Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

ACK!

I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 3

Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

😎

jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 4

Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon
😎

Maybe she meant whiskey?

Gazareth One Orange Chip Points: 27737 More actions · Answer 5

jasona.work (5/25/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon
😎
Maybe she meant whiskey?

Do you mean Whisky?

jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 6

Gazareth (5/25/2016)
jasona.work (5/25/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon
😎
Maybe she meant whiskey?
Do you mean Whisky?

Ah, you non-US or non-Irish people and your weird spellings of things like "colour" and "whisky..."

;-):-D

Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 7

Gazareth (5/25/2016)
jasona.work (5/25/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon
😎
Maybe she meant whiskey?
Do you mean Whisky?

You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 8

Luis Cazares (5/25/2016)
Gazareth (5/25/2016)
jasona.work (5/25/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon
😎
Maybe she meant whiskey?
Do you mean Whisky?
You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀

Goes for both, spelling it and spilling it

😎

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173061 More actions · Answer 9

Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Luis Cazares (5/25/2016)
Gazareth (5/25/2016)
jasona.work (5/25/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon
😎
Maybe she meant whiskey?
Do you mean Whisky?
You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀
Goes for both, spelling it and spilling it
😎

Guys, come on. The drink of choice for me should be obvious.

Even if it is a misspelled version of my name. @=)

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 10

Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Luis Cazares (5/25/2016)
Gazareth (5/25/2016)
jasona.work (5/25/2016)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon
😎
Maybe she meant whiskey?
Do you mean Whisky?
You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀
Goes for both, spelling it and spilling it
😎
Guys, come on. The drink of choice for me should be obvious.
Even if it is a misspelled version of my name. @=)

I learned a new spelling in Poland last week... Zubrowka!

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736212 More actions · Answer 11

Mmm, tequila. Heading to Steamboat Springs tonight for the weekend. Half gallon packed

WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 12

Grant Fritchey (5/24/2016)
WayneS (5/24/2016)
Grant Fritchey (5/24/2016)
Thrilling stuff Steve. Congrats!
My two are graduating high school tomorrow (and turning 18 on the same day, **** I'm old).
Especially if you consider that you waited to start having those kids until you were well into your 40's.
And here I thought we were friends.

I thought we were. Are you implying that you're not that old? :w00t:

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 13

Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

My first thought was 'how is water softener[/url] going to fix that?'

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173061 More actions · Answer 14

BWFC (5/26/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
My first thought was 'how is water softener[/url] going to fix that?'

HA! That's why I went back and added the link. For those who weren't aware of the "Calgon, take me away!" meme. I figured it was probably a U.S.-only commercial.

Another day starts. Hopefully this is the day I fix problems instead of finding more.

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 15

Brandie Tarvin (5/26/2016)
BWFC (5/26/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)
<singing>
All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?
Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.
ACK!
I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!
<headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?
My first thought was 'how is water softener[/url] going to fix that?'
HA! That's why I went back and added the link. For those who weren't aware of the "Calgon, take me away!" meme. I figured it was probably a U.S.-only commercial.
Another day starts. Hopefully this is the day I fix problems instead of finding more.

Where's the fun on that? :hehe:

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2