Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • The "Thanks for the script" guy strikes again, necro'ing several old, dead threads.

  • Grumpy DBA (5/24/2016)


    The "Thanks for the script" guy strikes again, necro'ing several old, dead threads.

    And now we shall call him the necroscripter.

    EDIT: I wonder if he's grabbing all those scripts and creating a library for himself to carry around to all his future jobs.

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  • Grumpy DBA (5/24/2016)


    The "Thanks for the script" guy strikes again, necro'ing several old, dead threads.

    I refer to him as PP.

  • Brandie Tarvin (5/24/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (5/24/2016)


    The "Thanks for the script" guy strikes again, necro'ing several old, dead threads.

    And now we shall call him the necroscripter.

    EDIT: I wonder if he's grabbing all those scripts and creating a library for himself to carry around to all his future jobs.

    Like installing the SQL Scripts Add-in?

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  • Brandie Tarvin (5/24/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (5/24/2016)


    The "Thanks for the script" guy strikes again, necro'ing several old, dead threads.

    And now we shall call him the necroscripter.

    EDIT: I wonder if he's grabbing all those scripts and creating a library for himself to carry around to all his future jobs.

    I'd question his knowledge in regard to a couple of them as there are better ways to do the same thing. IIRC I may have posted an improvement to one of them after his "thanks for the script" post.

  • Lynn Pettis (5/24/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (5/24/2016)


    The "Thanks for the script" guy strikes again, necro'ing several old, dead threads.

    I refer to him as PP.

    Thanks for the post. @=)

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  • So I was writing an article - 8 hours into it, MS make a pretty big change (Azure -replication), big enough to merit a re-write in key sections. Don't you hate it when that happens.

    :blink:

  • Brandie Tarvin (5/24/2016)


    So today I learned that it is possible to create an infinite loop in SQL. With a CURSOR no less.

    What an interesting day it's been already. @=)

    Apparently FETCH NEXT is important. Very important. 😀

    Many years ago, I found a bug in a cursor in a vendor's trigger. :sick: Instead of FETCH NEXT, they had FETCH FIRST.

    Drew

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  • Back from the weekend. Looked like most of you behaved.

    My weekend

  • Congratulations Steve. I have one year until my oldest graduates. It is exciting and scary at the same time.

  • Thrilling stuff Steve. Congrats!

    My two are graduating high school tomorrow (and turning 18 on the same day, **** I'm old).

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  • Congrats Steve.

    So in USA does that mean University next?

  • Congrats Steve!

    My middle daughter graduated from ERAU on May 7th, and hopefully my youngest will be graduating this weekend from High School. All depends on her final grades.

  • Thanks, everyone.

    My oldest graduated from college last year, so this is the second high school graduation for us. My middle kid has been accepted into university (UC Boulder), but is taking a gap year. He's young, not 18 until near the end of the year, so he's going to work for a year and grow up a bit more. He's got a few ideas, and we'll see what he does.

    I have one more, a daughter that has 3 more years before uni and then I'm done. Then I'll be really old, like Grant.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/24/2016)


    Thanks, everyone.

    My oldest graduated from college last year, so this is the second high school graduation for us. My middle kid has been accepted into university (UC Boulder), but is taking a gap year. He's young, not 18 until near the end of the year, so he's going to work for a year and grow up a bit more. He's got a few ideas, and we'll see what he does.

    I have one more, a daughter that has 3 more years before uni and then I'm done. Then I'll be really old, like Grant.

    If my youngest does succeed, she is off to Johnson and Wales in Providence, RI.

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