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  • ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    Good job mate and glad you survived πŸ˜€

    😎

    Thanks EE! I'll be tapping you for ideas next time we meet up for beers πŸ™‚

    Chris, you aren't the only one to have that paralyzing and irrational fear of presenting. I had it my first time, too. I was told I did well, but it sure didn't feel like it to me. I've done it a few times since and, while not completely comfortable with it yet, I'm getting there. Like anything, it takes time to develop a new skill.

  • ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    I would happily attend a Chris Morris Query Tuning Tuesday but the Drive from Chicago to Berkshire is too long. Congrats on the new gig! I was a contractor for a long time but got recruited to where I am today (Slalom) which is a great company. We just opened a London Office (hint, hint - in case things don't work out πŸ˜‰ ).

    I, too, have a huge fear of presenting but have done so twice at our local SQL user groups and also for work. I like it a little more now. As an old friend once said, "You get over your fear of walking around the block by walking around the block."

    "I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

    -- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

  • Alan.B (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    I would happily attend a Chris Morris Query Tuning Tuesday but the Drive from Chicago to Berkshire is too long. Congrats on the new gig! I was a contractor for a long time but got recruited to where I am today (Slalom) which is a great company. We just opened a London Office (hint, hint - in case things don't work out πŸ˜‰ ).

    I, too, have a huge fear of presenting but have done so twice at our local SQL user groups and also for work. I like it a little more now. As an old friend once said, "You get over your fear of walking around the block by walking around the block."

    You hit the nail on the head there, Alan - You never get any better unless you try.

    BTW, if you decide to make the drive from Chicago to Berkshire, plan on stopping by Detroit on the way. πŸ˜›

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  • Ed Wagner (3/23/2016)


    Alan.B (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    I would happily attend a Chris Morris Query Tuning Tuesday but the Drive from Chicago to Berkshire is too long. Congrats on the new gig! I was a contractor for a long time but got recruited to where I am today (Slalom) which is a great company. We just opened a London Office (hint, hint - in case things don't work out πŸ˜‰ ).

    I, too, have a huge fear of presenting but have done so twice at our local SQL user groups and also for work. I like it a little more now. As an old friend once said, "You get over your fear of walking around the block by walking around the block."

    You hit the nail on the head there, Alan - You never get any better unless you try.

    BTW, if you decide to make the drive from Chicago to Berkshire, plan on stopping by Detroit on the way. πŸ˜›

    Went through Detroit on Saturday and today. Of course we never left the airport.

  • Lynn Pettis (3/23/2016)


    Ed Wagner (3/23/2016)


    Alan.B (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    I would happily attend a Chris Morris Query Tuning Tuesday but the Drive from Chicago to Berkshire is too long. Congrats on the new gig! I was a contractor for a long time but got recruited to where I am today (Slalom) which is a great company. We just opened a London Office (hint, hint - in case things don't work out πŸ˜‰ ).

    I, too, have a huge fear of presenting but have done so twice at our local SQL user groups and also for work. I like it a little more now. As an old friend once said, "You get over your fear of walking around the block by walking around the block."

    You hit the nail on the head there, Alan - You never get any better unless you try.

    BTW, if you decide to make the drive from Chicago to Berkshire, plan on stopping by Detroit on the way. πŸ˜›

    Went through Detroit on Saturday and today. Of course we never left the airport.

    Had I known that, I'd have bought you lunch, but it would have entailed you leaving the airport. πŸ˜‰ Glad you made it home safely.

  • Ed Wagner (3/23/2016)


    Lynn Pettis (3/23/2016)


    Ed Wagner (3/23/2016)


    Alan.B (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    I would happily attend a Chris Morris Query Tuning Tuesday but the Drive from Chicago to Berkshire is too long. Congrats on the new gig! I was a contractor for a long time but got recruited to where I am today (Slalom) which is a great company. We just opened a London Office (hint, hint - in case things don't work out πŸ˜‰ ).

    I, too, have a huge fear of presenting but have done so twice at our local SQL user groups and also for work. I like it a little more now. As an old friend once said, "You get over your fear of walking around the block by walking around the block."

    You hit the nail on the head there, Alan - You never get any better unless you try.

    BTW, if you decide to make the drive from Chicago to Berkshire, plan on stopping by Detroit on the way. πŸ˜›

    Went through Detroit on Saturday and today. Of course we never left the airport.

    Had I known that, I'd have bought you lunch, but it would have entailed you leaving the airport. πŸ˜‰ Glad you made it home safely.

    Not home yet. We got diverted to Salt Lake City and are staying in a hotel for the night.

  • Lynn Pettis (3/23/2016)


    Ed Wagner (3/23/2016)


    Lynn Pettis (3/23/2016)


    Ed Wagner (3/23/2016)


    Alan.B (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    I would happily attend a Chris Morris Query Tuning Tuesday but the Drive from Chicago to Berkshire is too long. Congrats on the new gig! I was a contractor for a long time but got recruited to where I am today (Slalom) which is a great company. We just opened a London Office (hint, hint - in case things don't work out πŸ˜‰ ).

    I, too, have a huge fear of presenting but have done so twice at our local SQL user groups and also for work. I like it a little more now. As an old friend once said, "You get over your fear of walking around the block by walking around the block."

    You hit the nail on the head there, Alan - You never get any better unless you try.

    BTW, if you decide to make the drive from Chicago to Berkshire, plan on stopping by Detroit on the way. πŸ˜›

    Went through Detroit on Saturday and today. Of course we never left the airport.

    Had I known that, I'd have bought you lunch, but it would have entailed you leaving the airport. πŸ˜‰ Glad you made it home safely.

    Not home yet. We got diverted to Salt Lake City and are staying in a hotel for the night.

    Well, I hope you both make it home safely tomorrow.

  • Ed Wagner (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    Good job mate and glad you survived πŸ˜€

    😎

    Thanks EE! I'll be tapping you for ideas next time we meet up for beers πŸ™‚

    Chris, you aren't the only one to have that paralyzing and irrational fear of presenting. I had it my first time, too. I was told I did well, but it sure didn't feel like it to me. I've done it a few times since and, while not completely comfortable with it yet, I'm getting there. Like anything, it takes time to develop a new skill.

    I'm surprised at hearing this Ed, reading between the lines (having never met) I "see" you as bold, confident, and on top of your game. Stage fright can hit anyone I suppose.

    Funny how you can be twitching with fear five minutes beforehand, then five minutes into it, you're in your stride and that fear has evaporated to nothing. It's reassuring to hear that you've persevered - kudos to you - and it's getting easier.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Alan.B (3/23/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    I would happily attend a Chris Morris Query Tuning Tuesday but the Drive from Chicago to Berkshire is too long. Congrats on the new gig! I was a contractor for a long time but got recruited to where I am today (Slalom) which is a great company. We just opened a London Office (hint, hint - in case things don't work out πŸ˜‰ ).

    Thanks Alan!

    Google shows Slalom right next to Vinopolis, Borough Market and the Market Porter Bar. That's about 20 minutes walk from here (Picadilly). It's a fantastic little corner of London, steeped in history and now marinated in the finest herbs & spices. If they offer you the opportunity to visit, bite their hand off - you will love it.

    I, too, have a huge fear of presenting but have done so twice at our local SQL user groups and also for work. I like it a little more now. As an old friend once said, "You get over your fear of walking around the block by walking around the block."

    On the ledge? πŸ˜› stolen from Steven Wright

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    Congrats Chris,

    Haven't been tempted myself yet!

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

  • rodjkidd (3/24/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/23/2016)


    How many of you contractors have been so taken with a gig that you've signed up as a permie? I just did. I never expected that.

    The idea of presenting fills me with irrational fear, and yet yesterday I gave a one-hour presentation on query tuning and execution plan basics to an alarmingly large group here in the biggest meeting room we have ("we"! Did you notice that?), and it wasn't too bad. They want more, Tuning Tuesdays, every other week. I never expected that.

    Congrats Chris,

    Haven't been tempted myself yet!

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

    Thanks Rodders! BTW we're looking for someone to come in and give a presentation covering the new features of 2016, with a fairly rigorous q & a session afterwards. Do you know offhand of anyone who might fit the bill? We're prepared to go to their place but we'd prefer to run it here.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • ChrisM@Work (3/24/2016)

    Google shows Slalom right next to Vinopolis, Borough Market and the Market Porter Bar. That's about 20 minutes walk from here (Picadilly). It's a fantastic little corner of London, steeped in history and now marinated in the finest herbs & spices. If they offer you the opportunity to visit, bite their hand off - you will love it.

    It is one of the best bits of London for sure. Just FYI though, Vinopolis has closed down now (and so has their excellent whisky shop- gutting).

  • Beatrix Kiddo (3/24/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (3/24/2016)

    Google shows Slalom right next to Vinopolis, Borough Market and the Market Porter Bar. That's about 20 minutes walk from here (Picadilly). It's a fantastic little corner of London, steeped in history and now marinated in the finest herbs & spices. If they offer you the opportunity to visit, bite their hand off - you will love it.

    It is one of the best bits of London for sure. Just FYI though, Vinopolis has closed down now (and so has their excellent whisky shop- gutting).

    Thanks Beatrix, that's sad news but good to know.

    Have you tried Milroy's in Soho for whisky? I've been going there for about 15 years. Private tastings are reasonably enough priced for us to plan a departmental booking πŸ˜€

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

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