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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 1

Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
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Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
Anybody coming to Nashville's SQL Saturday this weekend?
I know a few people that are. Timing was bad for me. I am going to need to try a future event.
Hopefully we'll see you, and others from here, in Memphis this spring.

I'd like to, but it didn't work out. Is anyone going to Cleveland on 2/6/2016?

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398886 More actions · Answer 2

Ed Wagner (1/14/2016)
Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
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Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
Anybody coming to Nashville's SQL Saturday this weekend?
I know a few people that are. Timing was bad for me. I am going to need to try a future event.
Hopefully we'll see you, and others from here, in Memphis this spring.
I'd like to, but it didn't work out. Is anyone going to Cleveland on 2/6/2016?

Nope, just getting back from SQL Cruise that weekend. I don't suppose any of you are going on that?

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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 3

Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
Anybody coming to Nashville's SQL Saturday this weekend?

Sounds tempting, but I'd have to miss the first 2 sessions and spend 10 hours on a bus for the round trip. It has pros and cons.

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Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
Anybody coming to Nashville's SQL Saturday this weekend?

I wanted to, but my daughter has a volleyball tournament this weekend and I fly to the UK Monday.

My eye is on Chattanooga for June.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

Grant Fritchey (1/14/2016)
Ed Wagner (1/14/2016)
Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
SQLRNNR (1/14/2016)
Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
Anybody coming to Nashville's SQL Saturday this weekend?
I know a few people that are. Timing was bad for me. I am going to need to try a future event.
Hopefully we'll see you, and others from here, in Memphis this spring.
I'd like to, but it didn't work out. Is anyone going to Cleveland on 2/6/2016?
Nope, just getting back from SQL Cruise that weekend. I don't suppose any of you are going on that?

Not I.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 6

Fine! I'll go to Nashville by myself! 😛

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Jacob Wilkins One Orange Chip Points: 27976 More actions · Answer 7

Alas, I was almost going to go to Nashville, but transportation's easier to Chicago, so I'm aiming for that one.

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 8

Seriously Gail? "Restore a backup you took before the update." 😛

Backup? What backup? :w00t:

I suspect the OP didn't make a backup first. I wouldn't be surprised if you agree with me. 🙂

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 9

He's asking MySQL questions on a SQL Server site and appears to be about at the level of spelling 'SQL'. I won't be surprised if he asks "What's a backup?"

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
Fine! I'll go to Nashville by myself! 😛

Would you take your ball with you too?

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 11

GilaMonster (1/14/2016)
He's asking MySQL questions on a SQL Server site and appears to be about at the level of spelling 'SQL'. I won't be surprised if he asks "What's a backup?"

I fear the force is weak in this one.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 12

SQLRNNR (1/14/2016)
Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
Fine! I'll go to Nashville by myself! 😛
Would you take your ball with you too?

It depends if the rhino lets it go or not. 🙂

What the hell. You guys can have it. 😎

Edit:

Rhino? I meant Hippo!

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 13

Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
GilaMonster (1/14/2016)
He's asking MySQL questions on a SQL Server site and appears to be about at the level of spelling 'SQL'. I won't be surprised if he asks "What's a backup?"
I fear the force is weak in this one.

I'm sorry. I will go and meditate immediately.

After 4 days of teaching university grads basic SQL, probably more hibernate than meditate.

Gail Shaw
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

GilaMonster (1/14/2016)
Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
GilaMonster (1/14/2016)
He's asking MySQL questions on a SQL Server site and appears to be about at the level of spelling 'SQL'. I won't be surprised if he asks "What's a backup?"
I fear the force is weak in this one.
I'm sorry. I will go and meditate immediately.
After 4 days of teaching university grads basic SQL, probably more hibernate than meditate.

And probably more fetal position with thumbsucking than hibernating.

bahahaha:-D

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 15

GilaMonster (1/14/2016)
Alvin Ramard (1/14/2016)
GilaMonster (1/14/2016)
He's asking MySQL questions on a SQL Server site and appears to be about at the level of spelling 'SQL'. I won't be surprised if he asks "What's a backup?"
I fear the force is weak in this one.
I'm sorry. I will go and meditate immediately.
After 4 days of teaching university grads basic SQL, probably more hibernate than meditate.

What comes next? The sequel? 😀

Time to run and hide!!! :w00t:

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