Are the posted questions getting worse?
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Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@Steve,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.
I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/
I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.
I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.
Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.
I will be there.
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@Steve,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.
I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/
I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.
I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.
How about Portland, ME the first or second weekend in June? It isn't up on the SQLSaturday site yet, but I know David Klee and Melissa Connors are working on getting that set up.
Jack Corbett
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/16/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.
Ditto. Was hoping to get there, but scheduling didn't work. I do keep an eye out for things in that area that I can come and attend. If nothing else, I'm working on my northern geography 😉
I'll be in Chicago. No Cleveland again this year because they keep scheduling it next to SQL Cruise.
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Jack Corbett (12/16/2015)
How about Portland, ME the first or second weekend in June? It isn't up on the SQLSaturday site yet, but I know David Klee and Melissa Connors are working on getting that set up.
I'd love to go to ME. First weekend I've set for Pensacola, so if it's then, I won't make it. If the second week, may try to go.
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/16/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.
Ditto. Was hoping to get there, but scheduling didn't work. I do keep an eye out for things in that area that I can come and attend. If nothing else, I'm working on my northern geography 😉
I was hoping to meet you, but family definitely comes first. I *really* hope we have one in Detroit this year. We skipped last year, but we're hopeful. Our president has a new job as a consultant, so we don't know what's going to happen.
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WayneS (12/16/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@Steve,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.
I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/
I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.
I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.
Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.
How many Threadizens will be in Cleveland? Sounds like Jeff for sure. I'll be there also.
I'll be there as well. Wayne, I'm very much looking forward to your story about the query that ran too fast. 😉
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Ed Wagner (12/16/2015)
WayneS (12/16/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@Steve,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.
I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/
I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.
I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.
Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.
How many Threadizens will be in Cleveland? Sounds like Jeff for sure. I'll be there also.
I'll be there as well. Wayne, I'm very much looking forward to your story about the query that ran too fast. 😉
I'm not presenting in Cleveland this time but I'm still going.
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/16/2015)
Jack Corbett (12/16/2015)
How about Portland, ME the first or second weekend in June? It isn't up on the SQLSaturday site yet, but I know David Klee and Melissa Connors are working on getting that set up.
I'd love to go to ME. First weekend I've set for Pensacola, so if it's then, I won't make it. If the second week, may try to go.
I'm committed to Pensacola as well, so I've been trying to convince them to look at the second weekend or later.
Jack Corbett
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Ed Wagner (12/16/2015)
WayneS (12/16/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@Steve,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.
I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/
I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.
I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.
Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.
How many Threadizens will be in Cleveland? Sounds like Jeff for sure. I'll be there also.
I'll be there as well. Wayne, I'm very much looking forward to your story about the query that ran too fast. 😉
Is that the story about the little pickpocket called Query?
😎
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Eirikur Eiriksson (12/16/2015)
Ed Wagner (12/16/2015)
WayneS (12/16/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@Steve,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.
I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/
I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.
I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.
Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.
How many Threadizens will be in Cleveland? Sounds like Jeff for sure. I'll be there also.
I'll be there as well. Wayne, I'm very much looking forward to your story about the query that ran too fast. 😉
Is that the story about the little pickpocket called Query?
😎
I don't know. I haven't heard it yet. It ought to be something good, though.
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Aaah...
I'm hunting for a thread from July this year (before 18th July) on an apparent missing exclusive lock and strange lock escalation behaviour. I posted extensively to it, I know it went multiple pages and I cannot find it now, not search here, not google.
Can anyone possibly help? Perhaps got a bookmark to it, or something?
Ha! Found it. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1703474-391-1.aspx
Gail Shaw
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)
Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@Steve,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.
I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/
I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.
I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.
Detroit? Well, you can leave your snowboard at home unless you want to take on the challenging mountains... I mean hills of Mt. Brighton, Mt. Holly, Alpine Valley or Pine Knob...
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Grumpy DBA (12/17/2015)
Detroit? Well, you can leave your snowboard at home unless you want to take on the challenging mountains... I mean hills of Mt. Brighton, Mt. Holly, Alpine Valley or Pine Knob...Well, I've skiied near Traverse City.
Wouldn't mind doing some cross country out there in the winter, or hiking in the summer. Maybe Jeff can get me on the GM test track as well?
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"I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."-- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/17/2015)
Grumpy DBA (12/17/2015)
Detroit? Well, you can leave your snowboard at home unless you want to take on the challenging mountains... I mean hills of Mt. Brighton, Mt. Holly, Alpine Valley or Pine Knob...Well, I've skiied near Traverse City.
Wouldn't mind doing some cross country out there in the winter, or hiking in the summer. Maybe Jeff can get me on the GM test track as well?
Near Traverse City, could have been Boyne Mountain, Boyne Highlands, Nubs Nob, or The Homestead (very, very small).
I haven't made the trek yet to the Upper Peninsula but Mt. Bohemia (http://www.mtbohemia.com) is supposed to be the most extreme snowboarding east of the Rockies. My buddy has been organizing a trip called "Pow-Pow-Palooza" at Bohemia the past 5 years, swears it's the best snowboarding around.
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