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  • Jack Corbett (12/14/2015)


    rodjkidd (12/13/2015)


    Hey Grant,

    I have a ticket for Marillion in Boston Friday Nov 4th. 🙂

    It's a early show - doors at 6.

    I then have one for New York the week after. Tuesday 8th.

    Not sure if I will try for a 3rd in between Summit and the those.

    They might add extra dates in those cities, they are doing two back to back in Chicago when Summit is on - they normally do two completely different nights then...

    But plan at the moment is;

    Maybe fly out early enough for Portland, then Summit, go to Boston the following Monday, 4-5 days in Boston, Saturday or Sunday to New York, 4-5 days in New York, fly back end of the week, maybe the Saturday.

    So hopefully we can meet up in Boston! Yay

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

    I'm offended now. I think I'm almost as close to Boston as Grant and you don't want to meet up with me? 😛

    Rodders overlooked you.

    Get it. It's a joke. :w00t:

  • Any of you see the Advent of Code?

    http://adventofcode.com/

    I've been solving them in Python and PoSh, practicing some code. Thought some of you might have fun doing this in T-SQL as well.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2015)


    Jack Corbett (12/14/2015)


    rodjkidd (12/13/2015)


    Hey Grant,

    I have a ticket for Marillion in Boston Friday Nov 4th. 🙂

    It's a early show - doors at 6.

    I then have one for New York the week after. Tuesday 8th.

    Not sure if I will try for a 3rd in between Summit and the those.

    They might add extra dates in those cities, they are doing two back to back in Chicago when Summit is on - they normally do two completely different nights then...

    But plan at the moment is;

    Maybe fly out early enough for Portland, then Summit, go to Boston the following Monday, 4-5 days in Boston, Saturday or Sunday to New York, 4-5 days in New York, fly back end of the week, maybe the Saturday.

    So hopefully we can meet up in Boston! Yay

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

    I'm offended now. I think I'm almost as close to Boston as Grant and you don't want to meet up with me? 😛

    Rodders overlooked you.

    Get it. It's a joke. :w00t:

    You're a bad man Mr. Jones! 😛

    And before you ask, doesn't look as though I will be anywhere near Denver next year 😉

    Rodders...

    Rodders...

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2015)


    Any of you see the Advent of Code?

    http://adventofcode.com/

    I've been solving them in Python and PoSh, practicing some code. Thought some of you might have fun doing this in T-SQL as well.

    Yes, I've been using these as a learning exercise for PoSh. THe thought of running some of these in T-SQL, though...! Particularly that MD5 one. My PoSh version had been running for an hour or more by the time I went to bed leaving it running last night...

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • ThomasRushton (12/15/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2015)


    Any of you see the Advent of Code?

    http://adventofcode.com/

    I've been solving them in Python and PoSh, practicing some code. Thought some of you might have fun doing this in T-SQL as well.

    Yes, I've been using these as a learning exercise for PoSh. THe thought of running some of these in T-SQL, though...! Particularly that MD5 one. My PoSh version had been running for an hour or more by the time I went to bed leaving it running last night...

    Hah. Found the bug in my code for that one. Moving on - day 5, here I come!

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2015)


    Rodders overlooked you.

    Get it. It's a joke. :w00t:

    2 things:

    1. That joke fell short 😀

    2. I'm not sure Rodders is tall enough to overlook me.;-)

  • Jack Corbett (12/15/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2015)


    Rodders overlooked you.

    Get it. It's a joke. :w00t:

    2 things:

    1. That joke fell short 😀

    2. I'm not sure Rodders is tall enough to overlook me.;-)

    Be proud, short, concise and straight to the point;-)

    😎

  • ThomasRushton (12/15/2015)


    ThomasRushton (12/15/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2015)


    Any of you see the Advent of Code?

    http://adventofcode.com/

    I've been solving them in Python and PoSh, practicing some code. Thought some of you might have fun doing this in T-SQL as well.

    Yes, I've been using these as a learning exercise for PoSh. THe thought of running some of these in T-SQL, though...! Particularly that MD5 one. My PoSh version had been running for an hour or more by the time I went to bed leaving it running last night...

    Hah. Found the bug in my code for that one. Moving on - day 5, here I come!

    Day 5 is annoying. Got 1, working on 2 tonight.

  • Redgate made some videos of SQL in the City. Noticed Rodney taking pictures in this one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aELQb1Trnz4

  • @steve-2,

    According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)


    @Steve,

    According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?

    No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.

    I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/

    I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.

    I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)


    Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)


    @Steve,

    According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?

    No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.

    I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/

    I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.

    I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.

    Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/15/2015)


    Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)


    @Steve,

    According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?

    No, Cleveland is out. I've got a commitment with my daughter, and that wins.

    I'm also striving to really limit travel. The updated schedule is here: https://voiceofthedba.wordpress.com/speaking-schedule/

    I'm probably not looking to add anything in Jan/Feb, prob nothing in Mar. Apr and beyond is up in the air.

    I would like to get to Detroit if there's another event.

    Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.

    How many Threadizens will be in Cleveland? Sounds like Jeff for sure. I'll be there also.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)


    Family always comes first but that's a bugger. Was looking forward to seeing you again, ol' friend.

    Ditto. Was hoping to get there, but scheduling didn't work. I do keep an eye out for things in that area that I can come and attend. If nothing else, I'm working on my northern geography 😉

  • I was just going to pick one of Nashville/Chicago/Cleveland, since they're the closest to me. Probably going to end up with Chicago, since travel's easiest to arrange for it.

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