Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...

    Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!

    no never. Terminators are not begininators.

    Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.

    You didn't get to see my ;begininator t-shirt at PASS.

  • SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...

    Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!

    no never. Terminators are not begininators.

    Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.

    He does have a long line of <something>ators, doesn't he.

  • Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...

    Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!

    no never. Terminators are not begininators.

    Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.

    He does have a long line of <something>ators, doesn't he.

    There is even a Yesinator and an Insaneinator.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    SQL RNNR
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  • Working from home this morning and it has just come to my attention that the kittens have discovered the yoyo.

    Oh, dear.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...

    Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!

    no never. Terminators are not begininators.

    Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.

    He does have a long line of <something>ators, doesn't he.

    There is even a Yesinator and an Insaneinator.

    It's nice to know someone else knows of Doofenshmirtz and the -inators. 😀 I think I used to enjoy that show as much as my daughter did.

  • Ed Wagner (12/4/2015)


    SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...

    Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!

    no never. Terminators are not begininators.

    Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.

    He does have a long line of <something>ators, doesn't he.

    There is even a Yesinator and an Insaneinator.

    It's nice to know someone else knows of Doofenshmirtz and the -inators. 😀 I think I used to enjoy that show as much as my daughter did.

    Used to? Seasons 1-3 are on Netflix. Plus reruns on Disney.

    Why "used to" when you can still be watching it? Still, one episode really bugged me. Doof goes shopping. He's legally and legitimately going to get the part for his next -inator, and yet Perry's boss basically tells him to go stop Doof from doing legal business.

    No wonder the poor guy had a thing about authority. I'd be torqued too if people tried to beat me down when I was trying to abide by society's rules. Loved the Christmas special, though. "Why don't I hate Christmas?" Doof got exactly what he wanted...

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (12/4/2015)


    Ed Wagner (12/4/2015)


    SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)


    Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...

    Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!

    no never. Terminators are not begininators.

    Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.

    He does have a long line of <something>ators, doesn't he.

    There is even a Yesinator and an Insaneinator.

    It's nice to know someone else knows of Doofenshmirtz and the -inators. 😀 I think I used to enjoy that show as much as my daughter did.

    Used to? Seasons 1-3 are on Netflix. Plus reruns on Disney.

    Why "used to" when you can still be watching it? Still, one episode really bugged me. Doof goes shopping. He's legally and legitimately going to get the part for his next -inator, and yet Perry's boss basically tells him to go stop Doof from doing legal business.

    No wonder the poor guy had a thing about authority. I'd be torqued too if people tried to beat me down when I was trying to abide by society's rules. Loved the Christmas special, though. "Why don't I hate Christmas?" Doof got exactly what he wanted...

    I used to, but the show ended. Disney had a real winner, so they let it end. If I'm thinking of the same episode you are, Doof went shopping because they had "pizzazium infinianite" and everyone wanted it. The show was good, clean fun.

    Maybe the pizzazium infinianite was kind-of like the crystal balls here on the thread and he couldn't find the manufacturer. 😉

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  • I don't remember most of Doof's inventions, but my favorites are the Inator-inator and Norm. 😀

    Luis C.
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  • Is anyone else not getting notifications from posts? I haven't gotten a 1 since Nov 29th. I sent an email to the webmaster but no response there, either.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

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  • Jeff Moden (12/4/2015)


    Is anyone else not getting notifications from posts? I haven't gotten a 1 since Nov 29th. I sent an email to the webmaster but no response there, either.

    I got a notification from your post. And haven't had any problems with other threads either.

    Luis C.
    General Disclaimer:
    Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

    How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2
  • Luis Cazares (12/4/2015)


    Jeff Moden (12/4/2015)


    Is anyone else not getting notifications from posts? I haven't gotten a 1 since Nov 29th. I sent an email to the webmaster but no response there, either.

    I got a notification from your post. And haven't had any problems with other threads either.

    Ditto. I've been getting notifications just fine.

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  • K. Thanks. Something's wrong. Nothing in my spam locker, either.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Brandie Tarvin (12/4/2015)


    Luis Cazares (12/4/2015)


    Jeff Moden (12/4/2015)


    Is anyone else not getting notifications from posts? I haven't gotten a 1 since Nov 29th. I sent an email to the webmaster but no response there, either.

    I got a notification from your post. And haven't had any problems with other threads either.

    Ditto. I've been getting notifications just fine.

    Me too. You might need to check the spam filter your company has in place. You never know what will happen when they do updates.

  • Jeff Moden (12/4/2015)


    K. Thanks. Something's wrong. Nothing in my spam locker, either.

    It's happened off and on.

    Sometimes tweaking your subscriptions (delete on and re-add it) helps.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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    SQL RNNR
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