December 2, 2015 at 10:52 am
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Hmm...Here's a way to maybe sort of settle the semi-colon discussion amongst the forum dwellers!
PAINTBALL!
Split into two teams, semi-colon as statement terminators vs semi-colons OK at the start of certain statements!
Each player on the losing team buys a round for everyone on the winning team!
:hehe:
I chose paintball over something like laser tag, because with paintball you've got more incentive to win, because (from what I've heard) it can sting when you get hit...
The other option would be to make it *really* sting and find a gun range with a shoot house and simunition rounds. 9mm paintball!
:hehe:
Good idea. Although those that use semi colons at the start of statements have to hold the gun the wrong way round :hehe:
Maybe the gun should hold them. :hehe:
December 2, 2015 at 11:09 am
Luis Cazares (12/2/2015)
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Hmm...Here's a way to maybe sort of settle the semi-colon discussion amongst the forum dwellers!
PAINTBALL!
Split into two teams, semi-colon as statement terminators vs semi-colons OK at the start of certain statements!
Each player on the losing team buys a round for everyone on the winning team!
:hehe:
I chose paintball over something like laser tag, because with paintball you've got more incentive to win, because (from what I've heard) it can sting when you get hit...
The other option would be to make it *really* sting and find a gun range with a shoot house and simunition rounds. 9mm paintball!
:hehe:
Good idea. Although those that use semi colons at the start of statements have to hold the gun the wrong way round :hehe:
Maybe the gun should hold them. :hehe:
Guys, holding the gun the wrong way round isn't the same thing as putting a semi-colon at the beginning of a T-SQL statement.
You have to put the clip in upside down for the metaphor to hold. @=)
December 2, 2015 at 11:10 am
Luis Cazares (12/2/2015)
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Hmm...Here's a way to maybe sort of settle the semi-colon discussion amongst the forum dwellers!
PAINTBALL!
Split into two teams, semi-colon as statement terminators vs semi-colons OK at the start of certain statements!
Each player on the losing team buys a round for everyone on the winning team!
:hehe:
I chose paintball over something like laser tag, because with paintball you've got more incentive to win, because (from what I've heard) it can sting when you get hit...
The other option would be to make it *really* sting and find a gun range with a shoot house and simunition rounds. 9mm paintball!
:hehe:
Good idea. Although those that use semi colons at the start of statements have to hold the gun the wrong way round :hehe:
Maybe the gun should hold them. :hehe:
Holding the gun pointed in the wrong direction significantly changes the odds of who wins. 😛
December 2, 2015 at 11:11 am
Ed Wagner (12/2/2015)
Luis Cazares (12/2/2015)
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Hmm...Here's a way to maybe sort of settle the semi-colon discussion amongst the forum dwellers!
PAINTBALL!
Split into two teams, semi-colon as statement terminators vs semi-colons OK at the start of certain statements!
Each player on the losing team buys a round for everyone on the winning team!
:hehe:
I chose paintball over something like laser tag, because with paintball you've got more incentive to win, because (from what I've heard) it can sting when you get hit...
The other option would be to make it *really* sting and find a gun range with a shoot house and simunition rounds. 9mm paintball!
:hehe:
Good idea. Although those that use semi colons at the start of statements have to hold the gun the wrong way round :hehe:
Maybe the gun should hold them. :hehe:
Holding the gun pointed in the wrong direction significantly changes the odds of who wins. 😛
Well, you could tell them that holding the gun by the barrel *is* deprecated...
😀
December 2, 2015 at 11:34 am
Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2015)
Luis Cazares (12/2/2015)
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Hmm...Here's a way to maybe sort of settle the semi-colon discussion amongst the forum dwellers!
PAINTBALL!
Split into two teams, semi-colon as statement terminators vs semi-colons OK at the start of certain statements!
Each player on the losing team buys a round for everyone on the winning team!
:hehe:
I chose paintball over something like laser tag, because with paintball you've got more incentive to win, because (from what I've heard) it can sting when you get hit...
The other option would be to make it *really* sting and find a gun range with a shoot house and simunition rounds. 9mm paintball!
:hehe:
Good idea. Although those that use semi colons at the start of statements have to hold the gun the wrong way round :hehe:
Maybe the gun should hold them. :hehe:
Guys, holding the gun the wrong way round isn't the same thing as putting a semi-colon at the beginning of a T-SQL statement.
You have to put the clip in upside down for the metaphor to hold. @=)
Or the magazine in front of the barrel 😀
December 2, 2015 at 11:40 am
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Ed Wagner (12/2/2015)
Luis Cazares (12/2/2015)
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Hmm...Here's a way to maybe sort of settle the semi-colon discussion amongst the forum dwellers!
PAINTBALL!
Split into two teams, semi-colon as statement terminators vs semi-colons OK at the start of certain statements!
Each player on the losing team buys a round for everyone on the winning team!
:hehe:
I chose paintball over something like laser tag, because with paintball you've got more incentive to win, because (from what I've heard) it can sting when you get hit...
The other option would be to make it *really* sting and find a gun range with a shoot house and simunition rounds. 9mm paintball!
:hehe:
Good idea. Although those that use semi colons at the start of statements have to hold the gun the wrong way round :hehe:
Maybe the gun should hold them. :hehe:
Holding the gun pointed in the wrong direction significantly changes the odds of who wins. 😛
Well, you could tell them that holding the gun by the barrel *is* deprecated...
😀
Good point. Please note that this is a one-time use only. 😉
December 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2015)
Luis Cazares (12/2/2015)
Gazareth (12/2/2015)
jasona.work (12/2/2015)
Hmm...Here's a way to maybe sort of settle the semi-colon discussion amongst the forum dwellers!
PAINTBALL!
Split into two teams, semi-colon as statement terminators vs semi-colons OK at the start of certain statements!
Each player on the losing team buys a round for everyone on the winning team!
:hehe:
I chose paintball over something like laser tag, because with paintball you've got more incentive to win, because (from what I've heard) it can sting when you get hit...
The other option would be to make it *really* sting and find a gun range with a shoot house and simunition rounds. 9mm paintball!
:hehe:
Good idea. Although those that use semi colons at the start of statements have to hold the gun the wrong way round :hehe:
Maybe the gun should hold them. :hehe:
Guys, holding the gun the wrong way round isn't the same thing as putting a semi-colon at the beginning of a T-SQL statement.
You have to put the clip in upside down for the metaphor to hold. @=)
Or the magazine in front of the barrel 😀
Or cartriges where the projectile is placed behind the propellant. (If I were using ammo like that I would pray for misfires :w00t:)
Tom
December 3, 2015 at 9:23 am
Seems rather quiet around here today...
Nice thing about my job, I work 8 9hr days over two weeks, and get a three-day weekend every-other weekend...
So tomorrow, I get to paint inside my house.
December 3, 2015 at 9:32 am
jasona.work (12/3/2015)
Seems rather quiet around here today...Nice thing about my job, I work 8 9hr days over two weeks, and get a three-day weekend every-other weekend...
So tomorrow, I get to paint inside my house.
Careful. Those paint fumes can cause the inadvertent execution of DBCC TIMEWARP() with parameter 1358467. Technically, this is a bug, but Microsoft is billing it as an undocumented feature.
December 3, 2015 at 10:22 am
Brandie Tarvin (12/3/2015)
jasona.work (12/3/2015)
Seems rather quiet around here today...Nice thing about my job, I work 8 9hr days over two weeks, and get a three-day weekend every-other weekend...
So tomorrow, I get to paint inside my house.
Careful. Those paint fumes can cause the inadvertent execution of DBCC TIMEWARP() with parameter 1358467. Technically, this is a bug, but Microsoft is billing it as an undocumented feature.
Oh dear.
And it's too cold to open windows to let the fumes out, plus that would activate parameter 656565...
And we all *know* what that one does...
December 3, 2015 at 10:26 am
Alvin Ramard (11/30/2015)
Lynn Pettis (11/30/2015)
Alvin Ramard (11/30/2015)
Sean Lange (11/30/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (11/30/2015)
Announcing the front runner for the Crystal Ball Award nomination 2015😎
NOTE: Please support your favourite CBA by NOT answering the missing questions:-D
Yeah that question is so far away from me putting in any effort it might was well be in another solar system.
I'm just waiting for someone to pull that trigger. 🙂
Are we counting hen's teeth today as well?
Not that I know.
I thought one OP might be counting his teeth earlier today after he thanked Gail for her assware. Turned out he meant answer. 😀
LMAO
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 3, 2015 at 12:36 pm
Man, I keep hitting the "Report Post" button instead of the "Reply" button in the random word thread...
At least I can just back out of it...
December 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm
Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...
Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!
December 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm
Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)
Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!
no never. Terminators are not begininators.
Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
December 3, 2015 at 4:47 pm
SQLRNNR (12/3/2015)
Lynn Pettis (12/3/2015)
Walk away, yes, that individual did start a CTE with a semicolon, just let it go...Party in the TitD! Let's blow off so steam!!
no never. Terminators are not begininators.
Wow that sounds like something doofenshmirtz would create.
That's my line! < jumping up and down >
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