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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 1

Alvin Ramard (11/19/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (11/19/2015)
Alvin Ramard (11/19/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (11/19/2015)
Luis Cazares (11/19/2015)
I feel excluded.
How come?
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Luis, I'll include you with me. 🙂
That looks way too close to a union all statement for comfort:-P
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Union all???? I didn't say I was including the rest of you! 😀

That's why there is EXCEPT:-D

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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 2

Luis Cazares (11/19/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (11/19/2015)
Luis Cazares (11/19/2015)
I feel excluded.
How come?
😎
You left my method out

Couldn't fit it in the select statement, too many EXEC'y thingies in there, any alternatives?

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 3

Let's ask a question in a SQL Server 2012 forum when it is really about Access. Oh, and I even prefaced my answer with "..., and if you are using SQL Server 2012..." and try and use it in Access and then post back that it didn't work.

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 4

Lynn Pettis (11/19/2015)
Let's ask a question in a SQL Server 2012 forum when it is really about Access. Oh, and I even prefaced my answer with "..., and if you are using SQL Server 2012..." and try and use it in Access and then post back that it didn't work.

Did someone move the question? Looks like the Access forum to me. :ermm:

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 5

Alvin Ramard (11/19/2015)
Lynn Pettis (11/19/2015)
Let's ask a question in a SQL Server 2012 forum when it is really about Access. Oh, and I even prefaced my answer with "..., and if you are using SQL Server 2012..." and try and use it in Access and then post back that it didn't work.
Did someone move the question? Looks like the Access forum to me. :ermm:

Probably, I did send a report asking that it be moved to an Access forum.

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

Cool, I just found a thread that reminds me on the Bankers Rounding Function threads.

Nice that some one else is in the flame war with this particular adversary.

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004354 More actions · Answer 7

Eirikur Eiriksson (11/19/2015)
So to recap, here are 9 different methods for getting the current time, any additions anyone?
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SELECT
GETDATE()
,SYSDATETIME()
,SYSDATETIMEOFFSET()
,CURRENT_TIMESTAMP
,SYSUTCDATETIME()
,GETUTCDATE()
,DATEADD(MILLISECOND, (@@CPU_BUSY + @@IDLE) * SQRT(64.2548),(SELECT sqlserver_start_time FROM sys.dm_os_sys_info))
,(SELECT MAX(start_time) FROM sys.dm_exec_requests)
,(SELECT DATEADD(ms,ms_ticks%1000,DATEADD(ss,ms_ticks/1000,sqlserver_start_time)) FROM sys.dm_os_sys_info)

There are many more but, just to wet the appetite for other possibilities...

SELECT {fn NOW()};

SELECT {fn CURRENT_DATE()} + ' ' + {fn CURRENT_TIME()};

EXEC xp_CmdShell 'Date /T & Time /T';

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 8

Jeff Moden (11/19/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (11/19/2015)
So to recap, here are 9 different methods for getting the current time, any additions anyone?
😎
SELECT
GETDATE()
,SYSDATETIME()
,SYSDATETIMEOFFSET()
,CURRENT_TIMESTAMP
,SYSUTCDATETIME()
,GETUTCDATE()
,DATEADD(MILLISECOND, (@@CPU_BUSY + @@IDLE) * SQRT(64.2548),(SELECT sqlserver_start_time FROM sys.dm_os_sys_info))
,(SELECT MAX(start_time) FROM sys.dm_exec_requests)
,(SELECT DATEADD(ms,ms_ticks%1000,DATEADD(ss,ms_ticks/1000,sqlserver_start_time)) FROM sys.dm_os_sys_info)
There are many more but, just to wet the appetite for other possibilities...
SELECT {fn NOW()};
SELECT {fn CURRENT_DATE()} + ' ' + {fn CURRENT_TIME()};
EXEC xp_CmdShell 'Date /T & Time /T';

That's our Jeff, bring on the ODBC conical functions. Those are so much fun when you see them for the first time.

Alan Burstein SSC Guru Points: 61141 More actions · Answer 9

Lynn Pettis (11/19/2015)
Jeff Moden (11/19/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (11/19/2015)
So to recap, here are 9 different methods for getting the current time, any additions anyone?
😎
SELECT
GETDATE()
,SYSDATETIME()
,SYSDATETIMEOFFSET()
,CURRENT_TIMESTAMP
,SYSUTCDATETIME()
,GETUTCDATE()
,DATEADD(MILLISECOND, (@@CPU_BUSY + @@IDLE) * SQRT(64.2548),(SELECT sqlserver_start_time FROM sys.dm_os_sys_info))
,(SELECT MAX(start_time) FROM sys.dm_exec_requests)
,(SELECT DATEADD(ms,ms_ticks%1000,DATEADD(ss,ms_ticks/1000,sqlserver_start_time)) FROM sys.dm_os_sys_info)
There are many more but, just to wet the appetite for other possibilities...
SELECT {fn NOW()};
SELECT {fn CURRENT_DATE()} + ' ' + {fn CURRENT_TIME()};
EXEC xp_CmdShell 'Date /T & Time /T';
That's our Jeff, bring on the ODNC conical functions. Those are so much fun when you see them for the first time.

yeah. Learned something new today.

SELECT {fn CURRENT_TIMESTAMP(0)}

SELECT {fn CONCAT({fn CURDATE( )}+' ',{fn CURTIME( )})}

"I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

-- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

Alan Burstein SSC Guru Points: 61141 More actions · Answer 10

-- TheTimeIs Script

-- start script

CREATE PROC TheTimeIs AS

SELECT CREATED FROM INFORMATION_SCHEMA.ROUTINES WHERE ROUTINE_NAME = 'TheTimeIs';

GO

EXEC TheTimeIs;

DROP PROC TheTimeIs;

GO

-- end script

"I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

-- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 11

Jeff Moden (11/19/2015)
There are many more but, just to wet the appetite for other possibilities...
SELECT {fn NOW()};
SELECT {fn CURRENT_DATE()} + ' ' + {fn CURRENT_TIME()};
EXEC xp_CmdShell 'Date /T & Time /T';

Thanks for the heads up Jeff!

Recapping again, weeding out the obviously inaccurate ones and adding some extra information

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USE tempdb;

GO

SET NOCOUNT ON;

;WITH DATE_TIME_METHODS(DTM_VAL,DTM_FUNCTION,DTM_DESCRIPTION) AS

(

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),SYSDATETIME(),0)

,'sysdatetime()' , 'T-SQL SYSDATETIME()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),SYSDATETIMEOFFSET(),0)

,'sysdatetimeoffset()' , 'T-SQL SYSDATETIMEOFFSET()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),SYSUTCDATETIME(),0)

,'sysutcdatetime()' , 'T-SQL SYSUTCDATETIME()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),GETUTCDATE(),0)

,'getutcdate()' , 'T-SQL GETUTCDATE()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),GETDATE(),0)

,'getdate()' , 'T-SQL GETDATE()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,0)

,'getdate()' , 'T-SQL CURRENT_TIMESTAMP'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),{fn NOW()},0)

,'getdate()' , 'ODBC fn NOW()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),{fn CURRENT_TIMESTAMP ()},0)

,'fn current_timestamp()' , 'ODBC fn CURRENT_TIMESTAMP ()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),{fn CURRENT_DATE()} + ' ' + {fn CURRENT_TIME()},0)

,'getdate()' , 'ODBC fn CURRENT_DATE() + fn CURRENT_TIME()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),{fn CURDATE()} + ' ' + {fn CURTIME()},0)

,'getdate()' , 'ODBC fn CURDATE() + fn CURTIME()'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),(SELECT DATEADD(MILLISECOND,total_elapsed_time,start_time)

FROM sys.dm_exec_requests

WHERE session_id = @@SPID),0)

,'N/A' , 'Dynamic Management View dm_exec_requests with total_elapsed_time correction'

UNION ALL

SELECT CONVERT(DATETIMEOFFSET(7),(SELECT MAX(T.StartTime)

FROM sys.fn_trace_gettable(CONVERT(VARCHAR(150)

, ( SELECT TOP 1 FI.[value]

FROM sys.fn_trace_getinfo(NULL) FI

WHERE FI.property = 2 ),0), DEFAULT) AS T

WHERE T.SPID = @@SPID),0)

,'N/A' , 'Default Trace fn_trace_gettable'

)

SELECT

DT.DTM_VAL

,DT.DTM_FUNCTION

,DT.DTM_DESCRIPTION

FROM DATE_TIME_METHODS DT;

Output

DTM_VAL DTM_FUNCTION DTM_DESCRIPTION

---------------------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4878951 +00:00 sysdatetime() T-SQL SYSDATETIME()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4878951 +00:00 sysdatetimeoffset() T-SQL SYSDATETIMEOFFSET()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4878951 +00:00 sysutcdatetime() T-SQL SYSUTCDATETIME()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 getutcdate() T-SQL GETUTCDATE()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 getdate() T-SQL GETDATE()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 getdate() T-SQL CURRENT_TIMESTAMP

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 getdate() ODBC fn NOW()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 fn current_timestamp() ODBC fn CURRENT_TIMESTAMP ()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 getdate() ODBC fn CURRENT_DATE() + fn CURRENT_TIME()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 getdate() ODBC fn CURDATE() + fn CURTIME()

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 N/A Dynamic Management View dm_exec_requests with total_elapsed_time correction

2015-11-20 08:17:33.4870000 +00:00 N/A Default Trace fn_trace_gettable

Phil Parkin SSC Guru Points: 246960 More actions · Answer 12

There are many more but, just to wet the appetite for other possibilities...

Sounds a bit too damp for my liking. 'Whet' is the word I think you were looking for 🙂

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173061 More actions · Answer 13

Phil Parkin (11/20/2015)
There are many more but, just to wet the appetite for other possibilities...
Sounds a bit too damp for my liking. 'Whet' is the word I think you were looking for 🙂

HA. Good catch, Phil. @=)

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jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 14

Looks like the spam bomb went off this morning...

Ugh...

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173061 More actions · Answer 15

Nothing like staying up late two nights in a row to do releases, get called back ten minutes after the second release to be told I forgot to move scripts, and then have a brisk discussion with everyone involved to explain why those scripts didn't get moved.

ME: "Those scripts weren't on the move sheet and I don't move anything that I wasn't told to move."

Others: "But the scripts are in X folder."

ME: "Lots of scripts are in that folder. I am not going to run every script in that folder because some of them aren't ready to be moved yet. And you haven't given me a list of scripts to run, and there is nothing from the Y team indicating that there are additional scripts to run. Sorry. Not breaking production on your say so."

It wasn't quite that bad, but I'm exhausted this morning and everyone's running around here in semi-panic mode. "Where are the scripts?"

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