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  • Michael L John (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    Developers responded.

    What, did hell freeze over?

    Hey now. There are quite a few of those pesky developer types around these forums. Jack, Lowell, myself, and quite a few others.

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  • Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    A little late to the party but I would have helped you out.

    Maybe you can answer a question this guy couldn't help me with.

    I'm pushing in a list of values on the config file, but I can't seem to get the app key to accept discrete values. If I put the list in as a comma delimited list, I can't seem to get the key converted to a string array so that I can use the values as a string array in my code.

    If I post more details to the other thread, would you be able to help me with it?

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    A little late to the party but I would have helped you out.

    Maybe you can answer a question this guy couldn't help me with.

    I'm pushing in a list of values on the config file, but I can't seem to get the app key to accept discrete values. If I put the list in as a comma delimited list, I can't seem to get the key converted to a string array so that I can use the values as a string array in my code.

    If I post more details to the other thread, would you be able to help me with it?

    More details would certainly help. 😛 Of course I will take a look and see if I can help.

    _______________________________________________________________

    Need help? Help us help you.

    Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

    Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    A little late to the party but I would have helped you out.

    Maybe you can answer a question this guy couldn't help me with.

    I'm pushing in a list of values on the config file, but I can't seem to get the app key to accept discrete values. If I put the list in as a comma delimited list, I can't seem to get the key converted to a string array so that I can use the values as a string array in my code.

    If I post more details to the other thread, would you be able to help me with it?

    More details would certainly help. 😛 Of course I will take a look and see if I can help.

    The thread is updated. I was sparse on details here because I didn't want the Hippo to pull out the Pork Chop Launcher. @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    A little late to the party but I would have helped you out.

    Maybe you can answer a question this guy couldn't help me with.

    I'm pushing in a list of values on the config file, but I can't seem to get the app key to accept discrete values. If I put the list in as a comma delimited list, I can't seem to get the key converted to a string array so that I can use the values as a string array in my code.

    If I post more details to the other thread, would you be able to help me with it?

    More details would certainly help. 😛 Of course I will take a look and see if I can help.

    The thread is updated. I was sparse on details here because I didn't want the Hippo to pull out the Pork Chop Launcher. @=)

    Pretty sure the Hippo is still trying on her Stormtrooper costume for tomorrow but always best to avoid confrontation with high velocity pork.

    I will take a look and see what we can do.

    _______________________________________________________________

    Need help? Help us help you.

    Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

    Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Michael L John (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    Developers responded.

    What, did hell freeze over?

    Hey now. There are quite a few of those pesky developer types around these forums. Jack, Lowell, myself, and quite a few others.

    Quick! Light the beacons! Grab the pitchforks!

  • Gazareth (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Michael L John (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    Developers responded.

    What, did hell freeze over?

    Hey now. There are quite a few of those pesky developer types around these forums. Jack, Lowell, myself, and quite a few others.

    Quick! Light the beacons! Grab the pitchforks!

    We got ourselves a porkchop roast!!!

    _______________________________________________________________

    Need help? Help us help you.

    Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

    Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Gazareth (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Michael L John (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    Developers responded.

    What, did hell freeze over?

    Hey now. There are quite a few of those pesky developer types around these forums. Jack, Lowell, myself, and quite a few others.

    Quick! Light the beacons! Grab the pitchforks!

    We got ourselves a porkchop roast!!!

    Sean, whatever you do, don't smoke the whole hog and then try to harvest pork chops from it. They'll be way to tender and won't have the impact they would if they were cooked more quickly. Then again, you could deep freeze them before using them. Then they'd have good impact and a pleasant smell and task on impact. 😛

    Sorry, but it's been a while since I've smoked anything and I'm getting itchy.

  • Ed Wagner (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Gazareth (10/30/2015)


    Sean Lange (10/30/2015)


    Michael L John (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Anyone here with mad C# skills? I need some help with a VS 2012 C# project that I'm updating.

    Nevermind. One of our developers finally responded to my request for assistance.

    Developers responded.

    What, did hell freeze over?

    Hey now. There are quite a few of those pesky developer types around these forums. Jack, Lowell, myself, and quite a few others.

    Quick! Light the beacons! Grab the pitchforks!

    We got ourselves a porkchop roast!!!

    Sean, whatever you do, don't smoke the whole hog and then try to harvest pork chops from it. They'll be way to tender and won't have the impact they would if they were cooked more quickly. Then again, you could deep freeze them before using them. Then they'd have good impact and a pleasant smell and task on impact. 😛

    Sorry, but it's been a while since I've smoked anything and I'm getting itchy.

    Heh I was thinking the same thing so I rectified that last night. I had a couple ghost peppers and about 5-6 thai chilis from a friend. I smoked all those for some white chili I am making tomorrow. And since the smoker was going to be warmed up already I threw on a pork loin and a couple slabs of ribs. 😀

    _______________________________________________________________

    Need help? Help us help you.

    Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

    Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • Someone needs to have a talk with that David Burrows guy. He's talking crazy in another thread. Like suggesting I could use SQL Server tables to solve a C# problem that's calling data from SQL Server.

    It's INSANE I tell you. Quick, someone throw him on a couch and call a therapist! :w00t:

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Someone needs to have a talk with that David Burrows guy. He's talking crazy in another thread. Like suggesting I could use SQL Server tables to solve a C# problem that's calling data from SQL Server.

    It's INSANE I tell you. Quick, someone throw him on a couch and call a therapist! :w00t:

    Now why would you want to go and do that?

    Honestly, you should use a noSQL install, or maybe an Oracle database instance...

    Or an Azure SQL database...

    Honestly, doing things the easy way...

  • jasona.work (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Someone needs to have a talk with that David Burrows guy. He's talking crazy in another thread. Like suggesting I could use SQL Server tables to solve a C# problem that's calling data from SQL Server.

    It's INSANE I tell you. Quick, someone throw him on a couch and call a therapist! :w00t:

    Now why would you want to go and do that?

    Honestly, you should use a noSQL install, or maybe an Oracle database instance...

    Or an Azure SQL database...

    Honestly, doing things the easy way...

    ....XML,XSLT,Jason,perl... Endless options:-D

    😎

  • Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Someone needs to have a talk with that David Burrows guy. He's talking crazy in another thread. Like suggesting I could use SQL Server tables to solve a C# problem that's calling data from SQL Server.

    It's INSANE I tell you. Quick, someone throw him on a couch and call a therapist! :w00t:

    David could maybe use a little shrinking but he doesn't need a shrink:-P

    😎

  • Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Someone needs to have a talk with that David Burrows guy. He's talking crazy in another thread. Like suggesting I could use SQL Server tables to solve a C# problem that's calling data from SQL Server.

    It's INSANE I tell you. Quick, someone throw him on a couch and call a therapist! :w00t:

    David could maybe use a little shrinking but he doesn't need a shrink:-P

    😎

  • Eirikur Eiriksson (10/30/2015)


    jasona.work (10/30/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/30/2015)


    Someone needs to have a talk with that David Burrows guy. He's talking crazy in another thread. Like suggesting I could use SQL Server tables to solve a C# problem that's calling data from SQL Server.

    It's INSANE I tell you. Quick, someone throw him on a couch and call a therapist! :w00t:

    Now why would you want to go and do that?

    Honestly, you should use a noSQL install, or maybe an Oracle database instance...

    Or an Azure SQL database...

    Honestly, doing things the easy way...

    ....XML,XSLT,Jason,perl... Endless options:-D

    😎

    Jason? did you mean JSON or these guys?

    "I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

    -- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

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