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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2015)
BrainDonor (10/1/2015)
BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)
Talking about pork products, any one understand Sausage with Maple? I don't..
I've been to Canada more times than I can recall - maple with pretty much anything. Maple with pork products is amazing. Maple tea, not so much.
Some days I wish I lived in a maple-tapping state. I would love to do some tapping.

You could tap your workmates for five bucks to buy a sausage and maple butty 😉

Oh, and maple beer - yuck.

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jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 2

BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)
Talking about pork products, any one understand Sausage with Maple? I don't..

I do...

Mmmm...

Sausage (breakfast sausages) with syrup on them is goooddd.

As for a maple ale / beer, I heard about this once, never had the cojones to order and try it:

Rogue Voodoo Donut Bacon Maple Ale[/url]

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 3

ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.

This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch

😎

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 4

jasona.work (10/1/2015)
BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)
Talking about pork products, any one understand Sausage with Maple? I don't..
I do...
Mmmm...
Sausage (breakfast sausages) with syrup on them is goooddd.
As for a maple ale / beer, I heard about this once, never had the cojones to order and try it:
Rogue Voodoo Donut Bacon Maple Ale[/url]

Those Rogue ales are awesome but you can't "session" on them, not at 7.5%.

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 5

Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎

However, Maple Whiskey... YUM! Specifically though, when you use it in a hot drink like apple cider or a hot toddy.

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 6

Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎

Where have you found ESB on draught?

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Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 7

ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎
Where have you found ESB on draught?

The Ale&Pie on High Holborn, next to my office

😎

Live 5 minutes from Chiswick so there is no shortage in the locals either.

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 8

ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
jasona.work (10/1/2015)
BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)
Talking about pork products, any one understand Sausage with Maple? I don't..
I do...
Mmmm...
Sausage (breakfast sausages) with syrup on them is goooddd.
As for a maple ale / beer, I heard about this once, never had the cojones to order and try it:
Rogue Voodoo Donut Bacon Maple Ale[/url]
Those Rogue ales are awesome but you can't "session" on them, not at 7.5%.

Maple Moon is much more subtle. It's not available in casks though.

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 9

Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎
Where have you found ESB on draught?
The Ale&Pie on High Holborn, next to my office
😎
Live 5 minutes from Chiswick so there is no shortage in the locals either.

The Melton Mowbray? Haven't been in there for a while. The nearest gig was a telecoms company in Red Lion Square, maybe 12 years ago. We used to have Friday afternoon meetings in the Dolphin 😉

Edit: High Holborn is a mile from where I currently work.

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Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 10

BWFC (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
jasona.work (10/1/2015)
BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)
Talking about pork products, any one understand Sausage with Maple? I don't..
I do...
Mmmm...
Sausage (breakfast sausages) with syrup on them is goooddd.
As for a maple ale / beer, I heard about this once, never had the cojones to order and try it:
Rogue Voodoo Donut Bacon Maple Ale[/url]
Those Rogue ales are awesome but you can't "session" on them, not at 7.5%.
Maple Moon is much more subtle. It's not available in casks though.

The GF bought one or two of those by mistake thinking it was just a cool name for an ale. The maple flavour is very subtle.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 11

ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎
Where have you found ESB on draught?
The Ale&Pie on High Holborn, next to my office
😎
Live 5 minutes from Chiswick so there is no shortage in the locals either.
The Melton Mowbray? Haven't been in there for a while. The nearest gig was a telecoms company in Red Lion Square, maybe 12 years ago. We used to have Friday afternoon meetings in the Dolphin 😉
Edit: High Holborn is a mile from where I currently work.

Good catch Chris, yes that's the one.

So working only 10 minutes away from each other, where and when are we going to meet?

😎

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 12

Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎
Where have you found ESB on draught?
The Ale&Pie on High Holborn, next to my office
😎
Live 5 minutes from Chiswick so there is no shortage in the locals either.
The Melton Mowbray? Haven't been in there for a while. The nearest gig was a telecoms company in Red Lion Square, maybe 12 years ago. We used to have Friday afternoon meetings in the Dolphin 😉
Edit: High Holborn is a mile from where I currently work.
Good catch Chris, yes that's the one.
So working only 10 minutes away from each other, where and when are we going to meet?
😎

There are two pubs almost opposite each other on Tottenham Court Road about 150 yards up from TCR tube station. One of them's called the Jack Horner. The one on the west side does amazing pies, the one on the east side has exceptional ESB. You choose 🙂

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For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

David Burrows SSC Guru Points: 65142 More actions · Answer 13

ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎
Where have you found ESB on draught?

Many many moons ago when I frequented London pubs it was either RamRod and Special or 80/- Heavy

Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 14

David Burrows (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2015)
ChrisM@Work (10/1/2015)
Oh, and maple beer - yuck.
This made me spill my ESB all over the Pub lunch
😎
Where have you found ESB on draught?
Many many moons ago when I frequented London pubs it was either RamRod and Special or 80/- Heavy

Gosh David you must be an old git too!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Greg Edwards-268690 SSC-Insane Points: 20680 More actions · Answer 15

Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2015)
BrainDonor (10/1/2015)
BL0B_EATER (10/1/2015)
Talking about pork products, any one understand Sausage with Maple? I don't..
I've been to Canada more times than I can recall - maple with pretty much anything. Maple with pork products is amazing. Maple tea, not so much.
Some days I wish I lived in a maple-tapping state. I would love to do some tapping.

More than just Maple trees are good for syrup.

Takes quite awhile to boil down.

Done this with both a cooker - about 4' x 8' and a huge old kettle.

Learned whisking with a pine bough tames down the foam when boiling.

Plan on several days from start to finished product.

Also up here it can be somewhat of a gamble as to when the sap is running good.