Are the posted questions getting worse?
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So, everyone's waiting for someone else to post numbers 4996,7,8,9....This somehow reminds me of a sprint bicycle race where the two athletes will balance on their bikes at a complete standstill, each daring the other to make a break for it so he can draft in behind and shoot by for the finish line at the end.
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3 bottles of tequila
Wayne
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2 bottles of rum
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
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1 bottle of vodka
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
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Performance Problems
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Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2 -
😛
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2 -
Let the party begin!!!!
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Alvin Ramard
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Post #5,002. Woo hoo. 😎
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
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Time to switch to BIGINT! Next stop, 1,000,000! 😀
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
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Hey, I just hope they aren't using a smallint for the number of posts. If you think about it, we really aren't that far away from 32,768. :w00t:
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YEAH!!!
4995 bottles of beer on the wall, 4995 bottles of beer! Take 1 down pass it around, 4994 bottles of beer on the wall!!
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32,767 bottles of beer on the wall, 32,767 bottles of beer! Pass one around, put it up, -32768 bottles of beer on the wall!!
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1.79E+308 bottles of beer on the wall. Though it is impossible to be precise*
* a float joke! Nearly.
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
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T o o m u c h b e e r.
Wait, no such thing! I think we are all "floating" and have too much fun.
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Roy Ernest (5/27/2009)
If you hold the nose underwater, wont it get water into its lung ?You really blew away that saying... It was a good saying not any more... lol
They don't inhale the water, they hold their breath while they suck the water in through their mouth.
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