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  • Query query, sql sql, should we debate tomatoes and potatoes as well?

  • Sean Lange (8/10/2015)


    kwere

    The above sounds like with "air" or "bear"? I have heard this pronunciation but that has not happened frequently.

    kwire

    The above sounds like "clear" or "fear"? This is who I pronounce and nearly everyone I know and have met.

    kwôre

    The above sounds like "core" or "bore"? I have never heard it pronounced like that.

    Interesting on the first one, it should not sound like air or fair. It is more like a soft e sound than an a sound. And this is the style I hear 90% of the time.

    The leer jet query is really harsh on the ears. You might say it is leery.

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/10/2015)


    Query query, sql sql, should we debate tomatoes and potatoes as well?

    How about "daytah" vs. "dahtah"?

  • Jack Corbett (8/10/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/10/2015)


    Query query, sql sql, should we debate tomatoes and potatoes as well?

    How about "daytah" vs. "dahtah"?

    OMG. That was on a TNG rerun this weekend. 🙂



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  • Jack Corbett (8/10/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/10/2015)


    Query query, sql sql, should we debate tomatoes and potatoes as well?

    How about "daytah" vs. "dahtah"?

    how about daytay?

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    Sean Lange (8/10/2015)


    kwere

    The above sounds like with "air" or "bear"? I have heard this pronunciation but that has not happened frequently.

    kwire

    The above sounds like "clear" or "fear"? This is who I pronounce and nearly everyone I know and have met.

    kwôre

    The above sounds like "core" or "bore"? I have never heard it pronounced like that.

    Interesting on the first one, it should not sound like air or fair. It is more like a soft e sound than an a sound. And this is the style I hear 90% of the time.

    The leer jet query is really harsh on the ears. You might say it is leery.

    We may need to have sound bites posted in order to solve this debate. Of course be "fear"ful of my "beer"y way of saying query, it may sound too to "eerie" for you. 😛

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  • I see from a number of posts today that many need a mentor more than they need the forum to answer questions.



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  • And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.

  • Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.

    I see Celko is trying to do some mentoring, so all will be ok.



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  • Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.

    I see Celko is trying to do some mentoring, so all will be ok.

    At least until his transaction gets rolled back.

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  • SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.

    I see Celko is trying to do some mentoring, so all will be ok.

    At least until his transaction gets rolled back.

    DBCC Timewarp 'CELKO' with rollback immediate

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  • Sean Lange (8/10/2015)


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    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.

    I see Celko is trying to do some mentoring, so all will be ok.

    At least until his transaction gets rolled back.

    DBCC Timewarp 'CELKO' with rollback immediate

    Looks like rollback has started.



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  • Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Sean Lange (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    And Silver Spoon is definitely one of them.

    I see Celko is trying to do some mentoring, so all will be ok.

    At least until his transaction gets rolled back.

    DBCC Timewarp 'CELKO' with rollback immediate

    Looks like rollback has started.

    PLOP

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  • I lose!:pinch:

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