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  • SQLBill, do you mind if I blog about your security experience?

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  • 48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

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  • SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

  • Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

  • Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

    Transaction was not committed for some reason and rolled back. 😀



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  • Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

    Transaction was not committed for some reason and rolled back. 😀

    Transaction rollback and now it is stuck in a poop loop.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

    Transaction was not committed for some reason and rolled back. 😀

    Transaction rollback and now it is stuck in a poop loop.

    Whomever is trying to rewrite DBCC Timewarp, just stop. Before we all get written out of existence.

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  • Out of curiosity:

    kwere

    kwire

    or is it

    kwôre

    Which is correct if you read the word "query".

    I have heard it All three ways. And two of them just hurt my ears to hear them.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

    Transaction was not committed for some reason and rolled back. 😀

    Transaction rollback and now it is stuck in a poop loop.

    Whomever is trying to rewrite DBCC Timewarp, just stop. Before we all get written out of existence.

    Your life is nothing more than a transaction waiting to be committed, killed or rolled back. If a transaction is rolled back, did it ever exist?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

    Transaction was not committed for some reason and rolled back. 😀

    Transaction rollback and now it is stuck in a poop loop.

    Whomever is trying to rewrite DBCC Timewarp, just stop. Before we all get written out of existence.

    Your life is nothing more than a transaction waiting to be committed, killed or rolled back. If a transaction is rolled back, did it ever exist?

    :ermm:



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    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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  • SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


    Ed Wagner (8/10/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

    Transaction was not committed for some reason and rolled back. 😀

    Transaction rollback and now it is stuck in a poop loop.

    Whomever is trying to rewrite DBCC Timewarp, just stop. Before we all get written out of existence.

    Your life is nothing more than a transaction waiting to be committed, killed or rolled back. If a transaction is rolled back, did it ever exist?

    Yes, some bastard managed to read it using NOLOCK.

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  • SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Out of curiosity:

    kwere

    kwire

    or is it

    kwôre

    Which is correct if you read the word "query".

    I have heard it All three ways. And two of them just hurt my ears to hear them.

    Not remembering the phonetics for the second syllable, pronounce it "kwer" with the "eeeeee" added. So do most of the people around here and most of the people where I grew up in the Mid-West.

    Assuming e is the elongated "eeeeee" sound, the second pronunciation would be for the place where miners work (a quarry).

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  • Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Out of curiosity:

    kwere

    kwire

    or is it

    kwôre

    Which is correct if you read the word "query".

    I have heard it All three ways. And two of them just hurt my ears to hear them.

    Not remembering the phonetics for the second syllable, pronounce it "kwer" with the "eeeeee" added. So do most of the people around here and most of the people where I grew up in the Mid-West.

    Assuming e is the elongated "eeeeee" sound, the second pronunciation would be for the place where miners work (a quarry).

    An alternative to the second of three is:

    kwere

    I have always pronounced it as query (first one).

    The second is queery (yup - long e's for e ).

    And yes that last one is quarry - generally where rocks might be (that or in some peoples brains). 😀

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • kwere

    The above sounds like with "air" or "bear"? I have heard this pronunciation but that has not happened frequently.

    kwire

    The above sounds like "clear" or "fear"? This is who I pronounce and nearly everyone I know and have met.

    kwôre

    The above sounds like "core" or "bore"? I have never heard it pronounced like that.

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  • Luis Cazares (8/10/2015)


    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/10/2015)


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    Alvin Ramard (8/10/2015)


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    SQLRNNR (8/10/2015)


    48 bottles of post on the thread, 48 bottles of post.

    Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of post on the thread

    ?? Start with 48, take one down, still have 48?

    Nice catch, Lynn. Does the count include ghost posts or is someone replacing the one taken down?

    Transaction was not committed for some reason and rolled back. 😀

    Transaction rollback and now it is stuck in a poop loop.

    Whomever is trying to rewrite DBCC Timewarp, just stop. Before we all get written out of existence.

    Your life is nothing more than a transaction waiting to be committed, killed or rolled back. If a transaction is rolled back, did it ever exist?

    Yes, some bastard managed to read it using NOLOCK.

    Between NOLOCK and DBCC Timewarp, we're lucky to have ever existed. Then again, if the transaction is rolled back, there's a pretty serious transaction log that would have to be read and applied.

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