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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736183 More actions · Answer 1

Alvin Ramard (7/22/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)
Gotta love it when someone schedules a software change/update at month end. Because "there's no impact to the business" and all that.
<headdesk>
This too I will survive.
I hope.
What's wrong with doing a software change at month end if there's no impact to the business? 😀
😎

No impact? I think most of the problems come with thinking that there is "no impact" from changes.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736183 More actions · Answer 2

Sioban Krzywicki (7/23/2015)
Wondering what you all would say if you were presented with a NoSQL system being developed for all your data and were told "It isn't meant to be ACID"

Do you understand what ACID is? Are you OK with data issues from concurrency issues or rollbacks?

I'd like that in writing, please.

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 3

Sioban Krzywicki (7/23/2015)
Wondering what you all would say if you were presented with a NoSQL system being developed for all your data and were told "It isn't meant to be ACID"

...it may not be ACID but now it's turning acetic

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 4

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/23/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/22/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)
Gotta love it when someone schedules a software change/update at month end. Because "there's no impact to the business" and all that.
<headdesk>
This too I will survive.
I hope.
What's wrong with doing a software change at month end if there's no impact to the business? 😀
😎
No impact? I think most of the problems come with thinking that there is "no impact" from changes.

Oh I knew that.

Famous last words: "This won't impact anybody." :w00t:

Alvin Ramard
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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 5

Alvin Ramard (7/23/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/23/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/22/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)
Gotta love it when someone schedules a software change/update at month end. Because "there's no impact to the business" and all that.
<headdesk>
This too I will survive.
I hope.
What's wrong with doing a software change at month end if there's no impact to the business? 😀
😎
No impact? I think most of the problems come with thinking that there is "no impact" from changes.
Oh I knew that.
Famous last words: "This won't impact anybody." :w00t:

Impact management, that's some kind of a bread spread, right?

😎

Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 6

Sioban Krzywicki (7/23/2015)
Wondering what you all would say if you were presented with a NoSQL system being developed for all your data and were told "It isn't meant to be ACID"

It might not be ACID, but it definitively be sour. :hehe:

Luis C.
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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 7

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

GilaMonster (7/23/2015)
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Woot Woot

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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 9

GilaMonster (7/23/2015)
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Congratulations again Gail, good job indeed!

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 10

GilaMonster (7/23/2015)
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Congratulations!

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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182911 More actions · Answer 11

Just a thought,but don't you love your job when:

a) you observe your systems for a while, then make one small change that improves performance significantly and massively reduces the load on the servers.

2) you reduce the outages/faults by 100%

3) you tune the most expensive queries and the execution time drops from 10+ hours to less than 10 seconds.

as I said, just a thought:-), please share if you have similar experience!

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

Eirikur Eiriksson (7/23/2015)
Just a thought,but don't you love your job when:
a) you observe your systems for a while, then make one small change that improves performance significantly and massively reduces the load on the servers.
2) you reduce the outages/faults by 100%
3) you tune the most expensive queries and the execution time drops from 10+ hours to less than 10 seconds.
as I said, just a thought:-), please share if you have similar experience!
😎

yes

and yes

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 13

I don't know how things are done in the US, but here 75% is the threshold for a degree to be awarded "With Distinction"

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 14

GilaMonster (7/23/2015)
I don't know how things are done in the US, but here 75% is the threshold for a degree to be awarded "With Distinction"

Congratulation!!!

Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 15

GilaMonster (7/23/2015)
I don't know how things are done in the US, but here 75% is the threshold for a degree to be awarded "With Distinction"

Congratulations

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