Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Alvin Ramard (7/22/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)


    Gotta love it when someone schedules a software change/update at month end. Because "there's no impact to the business" and all that.

    <headdesk>

    This too I will survive.

    I hope.

    What's wrong with doing a software change at month end if there's no impact to the business? πŸ˜€

    😎

    No impact? I think most of the problems come with thinking that there is "no impact" from changes.

  • Sioban Krzywicki (7/23/2015)


    Wondering what you all would say if you were presented with a NoSQL system being developed for all your data and were told "It isn't meant to be ACID"

    Do you understand what ACID is? Are you OK with data issues from concurrency issues or rollbacks?

    I'd like that in writing, please.

  • Sioban Krzywicki (7/23/2015)


    Wondering what you all would say if you were presented with a NoSQL system being developed for all your data and were told "It isn't meant to be ACID"

    ...it may not be ACID but now it's turning acetic

    😎

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/23/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (7/22/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)


    Gotta love it when someone schedules a software change/update at month end. Because "there's no impact to the business" and all that.

    <headdesk>

    This too I will survive.

    I hope.

    What's wrong with doing a software change at month end if there's no impact to the business? πŸ˜€

    😎

    No impact? I think most of the problems come with thinking that there is "no impact" from changes.

    Oh I knew that.

    Famous last words: "This won't impact anybody." :w00t:



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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  • Alvin Ramard (7/23/2015)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/23/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (7/22/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2015)


    Gotta love it when someone schedules a software change/update at month end. Because "there's no impact to the business" and all that.

    <headdesk>

    This too I will survive.

    I hope.

    What's wrong with doing a software change at month end if there's no impact to the business? πŸ˜€

    😎

    No impact? I think most of the problems come with thinking that there is "no impact" from changes.

    Oh I knew that.

    Famous last words: "This won't impact anybody." :w00t:

    Impact management, that's some kind of a bread spread, right?

    😎

  • Sioban Krzywicki (7/23/2015)


    Wondering what you all would say if you were presented with a NoSQL system being developed for all your data and were told "It isn't meant to be ACID"

    It might not be ACID, but it definitively be sour. :hehe:

    Luis C.
    General Disclaimer:
    Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

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  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (7/23/2015)


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Woot Woot

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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  • GilaMonster (7/23/2015)


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Congratulations again Gail, good job indeed!

    😎

  • GilaMonster (7/23/2015)


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Congratulations!

  • Just a thought,but don't you love your job when:

    a) you observe your systems for a while, then make one small change that improves performance significantly and massively reduces the load on the servers.

    2) you reduce the outages/faults by 100%

    3) you tune the most expensive queries and the execution time drops from 10+ hours to less than 10 seconds.

    as I said, just a thought:-), please share if you have similar experience!

    😎

  • Eirikur Eiriksson (7/23/2015)


    Just a thought,but don't you love your job when:

    a) you observe your systems for a while, then make one small change that improves performance significantly and massively reduces the load on the servers.

    2) you reduce the outages/faults by 100%

    3) you tune the most expensive queries and the execution time drops from 10+ hours to less than 10 seconds.

    as I said, just a thought:-), please share if you have similar experience!

    😎

    yes

    yes

    and yes

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • I don't know how things are done in the US, but here 75% is the threshold for a degree to be awarded "With Distinction"

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (7/23/2015)


    I don't know how things are done in the US, but here 75% is the threshold for a degree to be awarded "With Distinction"

    Congratulation!!!



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

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  • GilaMonster (7/23/2015)


    I don't know how things are done in the US, but here 75% is the threshold for a degree to be awarded "With Distinction"

    Congratulations

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