Are the posted questions getting worse?
-
Alvin Ramard (7/11/2015)
Hopefully you'll submit it for SQL Saturday in Memphis, hopefully later this year. 🙂
When is Memphis?
-
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/13/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/11/2015)
Kind of irked this morning. Found out this morning that the SQL Saturday call for speakers in Orlando closed after only a week.Usually the call for speakers is open for a lot longer than that, and I had month end and server install stuff to do, so I hadn't gotten around to submitting my sessions yet.
Oh, well. I guess I'm not submitting at all.
Hmm, what email? Orlando has been open for awhile. Been on my list.
Checking the site and the call for speakers is closed on the Orlando SQLSat site.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events -
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/13/2015)
Glad you were here to answer questions while I was away
I know that place, Kylie and I were there on 3/28/2015. Did you get over the Crazy Horse?
Was the Presidents Trail fully open? The easy half was closed when we were there.
-
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/13/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/11/2015)
Hopefully you'll submit it for SQL Saturday in Memphis, hopefully later this year. 🙂
When is Memphis?
We're hoping to have one late this fall. If we can't make it happen, we'll try for late winter or early spring next year.
We're still waiting to hear from a certain sponsor about a potential venue.
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
-
GilaMonster (7/13/2015)
Yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!Congratulations. You have complied with the requirements prescribed for your degree, and are cordially invited to the graduation ceremony
Congratulations, Gail.
-
Alvin Ramard (7/13/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/13/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/11/2015)
Hopefully you'll submit it for SQL Saturday in Memphis, hopefully later this year. 🙂
When is Memphis?
We're hoping to have one late this fall. If we can't make it happen, we'll try for late winter or early spring next year.
We're still waiting to hear from a certain sponsor about a potential venue.
I'll be looking forward to that one.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events -
SQLRNNR (7/13/2015)[hr
Checking the site and the call for speakers is closed on the Orlando SQLSat site.
It has been open. I set a reminder a month ago to submit last Monday before I left. I think the submissions closed yesterday.
-
Lynn Pettis (7/13/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/13/2015)
Glad you were here to answer questions while I was away
I know that place, Kylie and I were there on 3/28/2015. Did you get over the Crazy Horse?
Was the Presidents Trail fully open? The easy half was closed when we were there.
Crazy Horse was amazing. Looking forward to seeing it across the next decade or so.
Trail was open, we walked around it and enjoyed a nice sunny day.
-
Alvin Ramard (7/13/2015)
We're hoping to have one late this fall. If we can't make it happen, we'll try for late winter or early spring next year.
We're still waiting to hear from a certain sponsor about a potential venue.
Delay. The fall is packed already.
-
OMG! How does Silver Spoon keep his job? Member of ssc for over 10 years and can't seem to do the simplest tasks without running to the internet.
-
Lynn Pettis (7/13/2015)
OMG! How does Silver Spoon keep his job? Member of ssc for over 10 years and can't seem to do the simplest tasks without running to the internet.He runs really fast 😀
-
Lynn Pettis (7/13/2015)
OMG! How does Silver Spoon keep his job? Member of ssc for over 10 years and can't seem to do the simplest tasks without running to the internet.He can't even follow simple advice. If he had just added the ( Wayne suggested in his first reply he would have been home. Instead he moved a function call unnecessarily and deleted a required ) to arrive at a piece of utter nonsense that had equal counts of ( and ). Then he couldn't understand the perfectly sound error messages he got, and also failed to interpret Gail's several messages anything like sensibly; and then decided he couldn't copy from inside a code tag-pair (nor presmably scroll so that he could read and type) even though he could quote the message with the code in so he could see it not framed in a code box in the text provided for his quoted reply.
I can't imagine how he retains a job, if it has anything to do with using SQL Server.
At first I though he was just inexperienced and would learn, but after some time I realised that he not only hadn't a clue about SQL but seemed to be making no attempt to learn and apparently couldn't understand simple English, so I gave up any thought of trying to help him since I was unsure of my ability to avoid being thoroughly nasty (I'd have been tempted to sugest that he couldn't find part of his anatomy even is allowed to use both hands) if I had to deal with that sort of idiocy. I'm afraid I don't have the patience often displayed by you and by Gail.
Tom
-
Lynn Pettis (7/13/2015)
OMG! How does Silver Spoon keep his job? Member of ssc for over 10 years and can't seem to do the simplest tasks without running to the internet.Same way so many continue to keep their job. Mgmt doesn't know any better or just doesn't care.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events -
Lynn Pettis (7/13/2015)
OMG! How does Silver Spoon keep his job? Member of ssc for over 10 years and can't seem to do the simplest tasks without running to the internet.I was thinking exactly the same when I saw his post, not getting any better.
😎
-
GilaMonster (7/13/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/13/2015)
GilaMonster (7/13/2015)
Yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!Congratulations. You have complied with the requirements prescribed for your degree, and are cordially invited to the graduation ceremony
YAY!
What is the degree in?
M.Sc (Computer Science)
Dissertation was on AI.
Congrats! I did NLP & AI and really struggled with it! (still found it interesting though). What was your area of focus for your dissertation?
Viewing 15 posts - 49,441 through 49,455 (of 66,712 total)
You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Login to reply