July 8, 2015 at 9:37 pm
TomThomson (7/8/2015)
rodjkidd (7/8/2015)
Well don't forget about SQL Relay in OctoberRodders...
That seems to be a completely blank page.
for whatever reason, SSC is adding http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/ to the url that was posted.
The url should be
www.sqlrelay.co.uk (maybe becuase http:// was omitted from the earl.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 8, 2015 at 10:23 pm
Please, pray tell, how are we supposed to tell someone how big to create their database and what autogrowth setting should be used!
July 9, 2015 at 1:06 am
Lynn Pettis (7/8/2015)
Please, pray tell, how are we supposed to tell someone how big to create their database and what autogrowth setting should be used!
50 gigaflops!
Need an answer? No, you need a question
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July 9, 2015 at 1:07 am
GilaMonster (7/8/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/8/2015)
Sanity? Oh Sanity? Where are you hiding?I've had it. Enough is enough! When are people gonna stop hiring people that don't have a clue about they're hired to do? This stupidity has to end!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1700940-2799-1.aspx#bm1701251
I see your post and raise you http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1700443-3411-1.aspx and http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1700445-3411-1.aspx
Oh my...
Did all search engines broke down?
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July 9, 2015 at 1:53 am
TomThomson (7/8/2015)
rodjkidd (7/8/2015)
Well don't forget about SQL Relay in OctoberRodders...
That seems to be a completely blank page.
Tom,
Ah yes, it's the place holder before they post full details. Obviously hey want your details as well so they can update you as and when. There was an email out earlier this week that gave the provisional route...
Save the date!
2 weeks, 8 Venues, multiple tracks, more content than you can shake a stick at!
Oct 5th to 15th (Edinburgh, Huddersfield, Nottingham, Reading, London, Bristol, Cardiff, Birmingham)
I'm assuming same plan as last year - Mon-Thurs, long weekend, then Mon-Thurs with that Friday (Oct 16th) being the London date for SQL in the City!
Rodders...
July 9, 2015 at 2:05 am
SQLRNNR (7/8/2015)
TomThomson (7/8/2015)
rodjkidd (7/8/2015)
Well don't forget about SQL Relay in OctoberRodders...
That seems to be a completely blank page.
for whatever reason, SSC is adding http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/ to the url that was posted.
The url should be
www.sqlrelay.co.uk (maybe becuase http:// was omitted from the earl.
Thanks hadn't realised that was the issue, how odd.
Rodders...
July 9, 2015 at 3:49 am
Even though it's a few pages ago, I've modified the link and yes it was because I forgot the http:// - Jason thanks for pointing that out. I will try and remember for next time.
I've just seen the details of SQL Sat Turin - Oct 10th - http://www.sqlsaturday.com/454/eventhome.aspx
Seriously tempted to attend.
Rodders...
July 9, 2015 at 5:23 am
Matt Miller (#4) (7/8/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/8/2015)
WayneS (7/8/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/8/2015)
Sanity? Oh Sanity? Where are you hiding?I've had it. Enough is enough! When are people gonna stop hiring people that don't have a clue about they're hired to do? This stupidity has to end!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1700940-2799-1.aspx#bm1701251
Sounds like you need the crystal ball also...
Crystal ball would not help here. Pork chops? Maybe.
I'm thinking you might need the Omega 13 device
That is a pretty bad one. I was really tempted to respond, but I think others have already said everything there is to say.
July 9, 2015 at 5:34 am
Okay, I have done my due diligence this a.m. to post both a "worse question" and lots of "worse answers." Feel free to mock and fling porkchops as necessary.
@=)
July 9, 2015 at 11:17 am
Let the head banging commence. Any thoughts on my issue here?
July 9, 2015 at 11:41 am
Brandie Tarvin (7/9/2015)
Let the head banging commence. Any thoughts on my issue here?
Brought back a not so pleasant memory. Hope you find a better solution.
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July 9, 2015 at 11:57 am
Alvin Ramard (7/9/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (7/9/2015)
Let the head banging commence. Any thoughts on my issue here?Brought back a not so pleasant memory. Hope you find a better solution.
Thanks, Alvin.
If nothing else. I'm learning stuff I never knew before.
July 9, 2015 at 12:24 pm
Ed Wagner (7/9/2015)
Matt Miller (#4) (7/8/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/8/2015)
WayneS (7/8/2015)
Alvin Ramard (7/8/2015)
Sanity? Oh Sanity? Where are you hiding?I've had it. Enough is enough! When are people gonna stop hiring people that don't have a clue about they're hired to do? This stupidity has to end!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1700940-2799-1.aspx#bm1701251
Sounds like you need the crystal ball also...
Crystal ball would not help here. Pork chops? Maybe.
I'm thinking you might need the Omega 13 device
That is a pretty bad one. I was really tempted to respond, but I think others have already said everything there is to say.
Just sprayed the pork chops with water and tossed them into the deep freezer, they will be glazed, hard and ready if when they are needed:-P
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July 9, 2015 at 12:33 pm
So I've been a DBA for eleven years now. In the past three days, I have learned twelve new things I never knew (but should have known) about SQL Server.
This is what I love about this job. Always something to learn.
July 9, 2015 at 3:31 pm
Brandie Tarvin (7/9/2015)
So I've been a DBA for eleven years now. In the past three days, I have learned twelve new things I never knew (but should have known) about SQL Server.This is what I love about this job. Always something to learn.
That's four a day. Pretty awesome!
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