June 16, 2015 at 10:15 pm
TomThomson (6/16/2015)
dwain.c (6/16/2015)
I am unfamiliar with "Dahak" as a ship.The ship whose controlling AI (also called Dahak, of course) is one of the principal characters in David Weber's 3 volume Dahak series. It's a spherical ship, 2159 miles in diameter.
Ah. That makes it quite a bit larger than the Death Star (~100 km), and the Death Star was omitted (as noted in the comments on the web site) because it was too big.
My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?
My advice:
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.
Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?[/url]
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some![/url]
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June 17, 2015 at 5:05 am
June 17, 2015 at 5:50 am
Brandie Tarvin (6/17/2015)
O. M. G.You MUST read this link here.
I'm in stitches here.
Number 8 had me, having 2 under 2.5 years of age makes me feel like that!
June 17, 2015 at 7:09 am
BL0B_EATER (6/17/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/17/2015)
O. M. G.You MUST read this link here.
I'm in stitches here.
Number 8 had me, having 2 under 2.5 years of age makes me feel like that!
#7 is my house daily. We have 9 and 6 year old boys.
#12 brings back memories. With both boys I would sit in a rocking chair in their room and read to them before bed. I had many nights were I woke up at 2am in that chair with the boy on my shoulder. 😛
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June 17, 2015 at 7:35 am
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
BL0B_EATER (6/17/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/17/2015)
O. M. G.You MUST read this link here.
I'm in stitches here.
Number 8 had me, having 2 under 2.5 years of age makes me feel like that!
#7 is my house daily. We have 9 and 6 year old boys.
#12 brings back memories. With both boys I would sit in a rocking chair in their room and read to them before bed. I had many nights were I woke up at 2am in that chair with the boy on my shoulder. 😛
My wife and I had many nights where we would do the same thing. Once of us would try to get our daughter to go to sleep and wake up in the morning. The best ones were when my wife would fall asleep and my daughter would wander out and inform me that mom was asleep. 😛
We always referred to the phenomenon as SBPs - Sleepy Baby Particles. They fill the room and make everyone in the room want to go to sleep.
June 17, 2015 at 7:41 am
Ed Wagner (6/17/2015)
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
BL0B_EATER (6/17/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/17/2015)
O. M. G.You MUST read this link here.
I'm in stitches here.
Number 8 had me, having 2 under 2.5 years of age makes me feel like that!
#7 is my house daily. We have 9 and 6 year old boys.
#12 brings back memories. With both boys I would sit in a rocking chair in their room and read to them before bed. I had many nights were I woke up at 2am in that chair with the boy on my shoulder. 😛
My wife and I had many nights where we would do the same thing. Once of us would try to get our daughter to go to sleep and wake up in the morning. The best ones were when my wife would fall asleep and my daughter would wander out and inform me that mom was asleep. 😛
We always referred to the phenomenon as SBPs - Sleepy Baby Particles. They fill the room and make everyone in the room want to go to sleep.
Everyone except the #@$% kids!!! 😀
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June 17, 2015 at 7:43 am
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/17/2015)
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
BL0B_EATER (6/17/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/17/2015)
O. M. G.You MUST read this link here.
I'm in stitches here.
Number 8 had me, having 2 under 2.5 years of age makes me feel like that!
#7 is my house daily. We have 9 and 6 year old boys.
#12 brings back memories. With both boys I would sit in a rocking chair in their room and read to them before bed. I had many nights were I woke up at 2am in that chair with the boy on my shoulder. 😛
My wife and I had many nights where we would do the same thing. Once of us would try to get our daughter to go to sleep and wake up in the morning. The best ones were when my wife would fall asleep and my daughter would wander out and inform me that mom was asleep. 😛
We always referred to the phenomenon as SBPs - Sleepy Baby Particles. They fill the room and make everyone in the room want to go to sleep.
Everyone except the #@$% kids!!! 😀
Uh huh. I see you've experienced the power of the particles too.
June 17, 2015 at 7:46 am
Ed Wagner (6/17/2015)
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/17/2015)
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
BL0B_EATER (6/17/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/17/2015)
O. M. G.You MUST read this link here.
I'm in stitches here.
Number 8 had me, having 2 under 2.5 years of age makes me feel like that!
#7 is my house daily. We have 9 and 6 year old boys.
#12 brings back memories. With both boys I would sit in a rocking chair in their room and read to them before bed. I had many nights were I woke up at 2am in that chair with the boy on my shoulder. 😛
My wife and I had many nights where we would do the same thing. Once of us would try to get our daughter to go to sleep and wake up in the morning. The best ones were when my wife would fall asleep and my daughter would wander out and inform me that mom was asleep. 😛
We always referred to the phenomenon as SBPs - Sleepy Baby Particles. They fill the room and make everyone in the room want to go to sleep.
Everyone except the #@$% kids!!! 😀
Uh huh. I see you've experienced the power of the particles too.
I think the particles have permanently affected me. They seem to invoke their power most Saturday and Sunday afternoons. 😉
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June 17, 2015 at 7:58 am
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/17/2015)
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/17/2015)
Sean Lange (6/17/2015)
BL0B_EATER (6/17/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/17/2015)
O. M. G.You MUST read this link here.
I'm in stitches here.
Number 8 had me, having 2 under 2.5 years of age makes me feel like that!
#7 is my house daily. We have 9 and 6 year old boys.
#12 brings back memories. With both boys I would sit in a rocking chair in their room and read to them before bed. I had many nights were I woke up at 2am in that chair with the boy on my shoulder. 😛
My wife and I had many nights where we would do the same thing. Once of us would try to get our daughter to go to sleep and wake up in the morning. The best ones were when my wife would fall asleep and my daughter would wander out and inform me that mom was asleep. 😛
We always referred to the phenomenon as SBPs - Sleepy Baby Particles. They fill the room and make everyone in the room want to go to sleep.
Everyone except the #@$% kids!!! 😀
Uh huh. I see you've experienced the power of the particles too.
I think the particles have permanently affected me. They seem to invoke their power most Saturday and Sunday afternoons. 😉
Now it makes perfect sense why my wife opts to "try" put my older one to bed! Its my time to experience SBP!
June 18, 2015 at 2:12 am
Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.
Left the kids on their own as my wife and I are in the UK. At 14, 16, 23, they're managing the house and horses.
June 18, 2015 at 6:19 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)
Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.Left the kids on their own as my wife and I are in the UK. At 14, 16, 23, they're managing the house and horses.
I thought I heard something on the news this morning, and it must've been a big hullaballoo to get on the news here in Michigan, about police and SWAT being called out to break up a massive party on a farm out in Colorado last night?
Wouldn't have been your place Steve?
😉
:hehe:
June 18, 2015 at 6:22 am
jasona.work (6/18/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)
Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.Left the kids on their own as my wife and I are in the UK. At 14, 16, 23, they're managing the house and horses.
I thought I heard something on the news this morning, and it must've been a big hullaballoo to get on the news here in Michigan, about police and SWAT being called out to break up a massive party on a farm out in Colorado last night?
Wouldn't have been your place Steve?
😉
:hehe:
Now that is just plain cruel!
But I like it!
Rodders...
June 18, 2015 at 6:23 am
jasona.work (6/18/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)
Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.Left the kids on their own as my wife and I are in the UK. At 14, 16, 23, they're managing the house and horses.
I thought I heard something on the news this morning, and it must've been a big hullaballoo to get on the news here in Michigan, about police and SWAT being called out to break up a massive party on a farm out in Colorado last night?
Wouldn't have been your place Steve?
😉
:hehe:
Not likely. We take care of our own issues on the ranch. No SWAT needed.
June 18, 2015 at 6:56 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)
jasona.work (6/18/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)
Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.Left the kids on their own as my wife and I are in the UK. At 14, 16, 23, they're managing the house and horses.
I thought I heard something on the news this morning, and it must've been a big hullaballoo to get on the news here in Michigan, about police and SWAT being called out to break up a massive party on a farm out in Colorado last night?
Wouldn't have been your place Steve?
😉
:hehe:
Not likely. We take care of our own issues on the ranch. No SWAT needed.
That's what the horses are trained for. They're very good at breaking up teenage nonsense. @=)
Hey, you'd start behaving too if a horse stepped on your toes! (and that's happened to me twice).
June 18, 2015 at 7:36 am
Brandie Tarvin (6/18/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)
jasona.work (6/18/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)
Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.Left the kids on their own as my wife and I are in the UK. At 14, 16, 23, they're managing the house and horses.
I thought I heard something on the news this morning, and it must've been a big hullaballoo to get on the news here in Michigan, about police and SWAT being called out to break up a massive party on a farm out in Colorado last night?
Wouldn't have been your place Steve?
😉
:hehe:
Not likely. We take care of our own issues on the ranch. No SWAT needed.
That's what the horses are trained for. They're very good at breaking up teenage nonsense. @=)
Hey, you'd start behaving too if a horse stepped on your toes! (and that's happened to me twice).
Visiting a buddy, I found out that hungry horses and tennis shoes are not a good recipe.
One time was enough for me.
So if you are misbehaving, they get both feet?
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