Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Grant Fritchey (6/9/2015)


    So tempted to whip out "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

    Need a hand somewhere?

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (6/9/2015)


    Grant Fritchey (6/9/2015)


    So tempted to whip out "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

    Need a hand somewhere?

    Nah, just a break. It actually wasn't a big deal. I'm glad I stayed calm.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Grant Fritchey (6/9/2015)


    So tempted to whip out "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

    Time to walk away from the forums for a few...

    Where the **** is that tent?

    Well, I don't. Mind introducing yourself?

    :Whistling:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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  • Grant Fritchey (6/9/2015)


    GilaMonster (6/9/2015)


    Grant Fritchey (6/9/2015)


    So tempted to whip out "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

    Need a hand somewhere?

    Nah, just a break. It actually wasn't a big deal. I'm glad I stayed calm.

    Reminded yourself that you will be heading out to the Mediterranean soon?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/9/2015)


    Jeff Moden (6/4/2015)


    Shifting gears a bit...

    Have any of you ever used a CTP of SQL Server to power your real production databases? Personally, I think such a thing would be insane.

    It's not allowed by licensing unless you are in the TAP program with Microsoft. In that case, you get special support to help you.

    I don't think it's insane. For the most part, much of SQL Server doesn't change between versions, so most things work. IF you are testing something new, like writeable columnstore indexes in 2014, or in this case, stretch to Azure, you have developers and staff that are working with the product, code, and issues on a regular basis, so you're prepared for potential problems.

    To be clear, someone posted the use of some of the new features of 2016 as if it had already hit RTM as a way to do something on a 2008 forum. As you point out, it's not allowed.

    As for the insane part, I think installing a new version before at least sp1 is insane but that's just the way I am. No bleeding edge stuff for me.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


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  • SQLRNNR (6/9/2015)


    Grant Fritchey (6/9/2015)


    So tempted to whip out "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

    Time to walk away from the forums for a few...

    Where the **** is that tent?

    Well, I don't. Mind introducing yourself?

    :Whistling:

    I will on Sunday.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • So, yesterday afternoon I get out to my car to head home, and there's a bloody 16+ inch long crack in the windshield. Goes from the edge of the glass down and over towards the center.

    Thankfully it doesn't interfer with my view (other than being annoyingly right at the edge of my view when I'm looking straight ahead,) but it means a new windshield.

    It's possible it started from a rock hit on a trip we just got back from, not someone / something that happened while I was at work.

    Insurance can cover it, but my deductible is $200 and so far the lowest quote I've gotten is ~$400, so almost not worth filing the claim for it. Waiting on replies to contact forms for a couple other price estimates before I decide where to take it...

    At least I got my lawn cut when I got home yesterday...

  • jasona.work (6/10/2015)


    So, yesterday afternoon I get out to my car to head home, and there's a bloody 16+ inch long crack in the windshield. Goes from the edge of the glass down and over towards the center.

    Thankfully it doesn't interfer with my view (other than being annoyingly right at the edge of my view when I'm looking straight ahead,) but it means a new windshield.

    It's possible it started from a rock hit on a trip we just got back from, not someone / something that happened while I was at work.

    Insurance can cover it, but my deductible is $200 and so far the lowest quote I've gotten is ~$400, so almost not worth filing the claim for it. Waiting on replies to contact forms for a couple other price estimates before I decide where to take it...

    At least I got my lawn cut when I got home yesterday...

    Yes, it's definitely possible that a small rock hit caused it. I'm certain because I have the same problem myself. I had a tiny chip I got while driving up north. As the temperature went up, it started to grow. It now starts at the edge of the windshield and meanders horizontally for about a foot and isn't quite down to the bottom of the windshield yet. It's a pain and I know I have to get the stupid thing fixed, but just haven't gotten around to it yet.

  • I had to replace my windshield twice last year. Twice in two months to be precise. Not funny.

    A small rock in the motorway is enough to break it and even a small crack grows quite quickly during the summer with A/C.

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • jasona.work (6/10/2015)


    So, yesterday afternoon I get out to my car to head home, and there's a bloody 16+ inch long crack in the windshield. Goes from the edge of the glass down and over towards the center.

    Thankfully it doesn't interfer with my view (other than being annoyingly right at the edge of my view when I'm looking straight ahead,) but it means a new windshield.

    It's possible it started from a rock hit on a trip we just got back from, not someone / something that happened while I was at work.

    Insurance can cover it, but my deductible is $200 and so far the lowest quote I've gotten is ~$400, so almost not worth filing the claim for it. Waiting on replies to contact forms for a couple other price estimates before I decide where to take it...

    At least I got my lawn cut when I got home yesterday...

    Here in Arizona that happens a lot. Lots of homes use gravel for their 'desert' yard and the main roads use gravel on the sides and medians. Wind blows the gravel onto the road, it gets caught in treads, and finally comes loose heading for your windshield. Get a ding in the windshield, then get your car washed on a hot day....there goes the crack quickly spreading.

    -SQLBill

  • Caught a stone on my way home with my new (to me) truck. Did not crack that day but I noticed it a week later. Only $100 out of pocket for windshield even though my deductible is $500.

  • djj (6/10/2015)


    Caught a stone on my way home with my new (to me) truck. Did not crack that day but I noticed it a week later. Only $100 out of pocket for windshield even though my deductible is $500.

    Some states have different deductibles for glass breakage and cover it under the "comprehensive" category on your car insurance. The collision coverage is the expensive and the one that has the greatest impact on your premiums when you raise your deductible. I found that the $2 a year saved by having a high deductible on comprehensive wasn't worth it.

  • Real life badass, Dracula, Saruman, Christopher Lee is no more

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Grant Fritchey (6/11/2015)


    Real life badass, Dracula, Saruman, Christopher Lee is no more

    Sad news. Great actor.

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Sorry to interrupt but I was wondering if I write up an article on using performance dashboards in SQL via a central / single view if someone could proof read it? I would appreciate it very much.

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