June 3, 2015 at 10:11 am
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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June 3, 2015 at 10:18 am
BL0B_EATER (6/3/2015)
GilaMonster (6/3/2015)
Alvin Ramard (6/3/2015)
GilaMonster (6/3/2015)
Um...http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1691210-2799-1.aspx
Crystal ball to aisle 5 please. (or maybe we need something a tad stronger)
Something much stronger is needed here.
I'll pick up some black candles and incense on the way home. Maybe one of the Great Old Ones will know.
May the force be with you... (sorry I had to say it)
Well, Gail, I see you somehow arrived at the OP's answer. I guess we know where Brandie shipped the crystal ball. The force is strong with you. I wonder if the crystal ball increases the midichlorian count of whomever possesses it and if it lasts a while after you give it away to someone else.
June 3, 2015 at 10:18 am
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
June 3, 2015 at 10:19 am
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Lynn Pettis (6/2/2015)
SMH...Why would the person who wrote the procedure ask on a public forum why his procedure is returning a value of -6 when executed?
Just tell the OP that he needs to whip the cream longer!
My guess is that the OP doesn't have the ability to "read" the code, if he did he wouldn't have asked in the first place.
😎
BTW: probably a negated authentication failed error number (6)
June 3, 2015 at 10:30 am
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Lynn Pettis (6/2/2015)
SMH...Why would the person who wrote the procedure ask on a public forum why his procedure is returning a value of -6 when executed?
Just tell the OP that he needs to whip the cream longer!
My guess is that the OP doesn't have the ability to "read" the code, if he did he wouldn't have asked in the first place.
😎
BTW: probably a negated authentication failed error number (6)
The fun part is that the OP wrote the code. But maybe, he's able to write code but he's not able to read it. :hehe:
June 3, 2015 at 10:46 am
Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Lynn Pettis (6/2/2015)
SMH...Why would the person who wrote the procedure ask on a public forum why his procedure is returning a value of -6 when executed?
Just tell the OP that he needs to whip the cream longer!
My guess is that the OP doesn't have the ability to "read" the code, if he did he wouldn't have asked in the first place.
😎
BTW: probably a negated authentication failed error number (6)
The fun part is that the OP wrote the code. But maybe, he's able to write code but he's not able to read it. :hehe:
I rest my case!
😎
June 3, 2015 at 10:48 am
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Lynn Pettis (6/2/2015)
SMH...Why would the person who wrote the procedure ask on a public forum why his procedure is returning a value of -6 when executed?
Just tell the OP that he needs to whip the cream longer!
My guess is that the OP doesn't have the ability to "read" the code, if he did he wouldn't have asked in the first place.
😎
BTW: probably a negated authentication failed error number (6)
The fun part is that the OP wrote the code. But maybe, he's able to write code but he's not able to read it. :hehe:
I rest my case!
😎
Yeah, I saw that the OP wrote the code, which is kind of ironic. I resisted the urge.
June 3, 2015 at 10:52 am
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Lynn Pettis (6/2/2015)
SMH...Why would the person who wrote the procedure ask on a public forum why his procedure is returning a value of -6 when executed?
Just tell the OP that he needs to whip the cream longer!
My guess is that the OP doesn't have the ability to "read" the code, if he did he wouldn't have asked in the first place.
😎
BTW: probably a negated authentication failed error number (6)
The fun part is that the OP wrote the code. But maybe, he's able to write code but he's not able to read it. :hehe:
I rest my case!
😎
Yeah, I saw that the OP wrote the code, which is kind of ironic. I resisted the urge.
Think the OP didn't read Luis's signature either
😎
June 3, 2015 at 11:14 am
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
PETPC
People eating tasty pork chops.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
June 3, 2015 at 12:00 pm
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
PETPC
People eating tasty pork chops.
Hate to ruin your gastronomical fantasies but it's plastic, PolyEthylene Terephthalate and PolyCarbonate
😎
June 3, 2015 at 12:05 pm
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
PETPC
People eating tasty pork chops.
Hate to ruin your gastronomical fantasies but it's plastic, PolyEthylene Terephthalate and PolyCarbonate
😎
So basically, McDonald's?
June 3, 2015 at 12:10 pm
Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
PETPC
People eating tasty pork chops.
Hate to ruin your gastronomical fantasies but it's plastic, PolyEthylene Terephthalate and PolyCarbonate
😎
So basically, McDonald's?
Much more than that, this one has also the taste of plastic:-D
😎
June 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
PETPC
People eating tasty pork chops.
Hate to ruin your gastronomical fantasies but it's plastic, PolyEthylene Terephthalate and PolyCarbonate
😎
So basically, McDonald's?
Much more than that, this one has also the taste of plastic:-D
😎
I like Jason's acronym. Then again, the way some people cook pork chops...sigh. When used for launching, they can be raw or as hard as hockey pucks. When cooked properly, they're actually good.
June 3, 2015 at 12:15 pm
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
PETPC
People eating tasty pork chops.
Hate to ruin your gastronomical fantasies but it's plastic, PolyEthylene Terephthalate and PolyCarbonate
😎
So basically, McDonald's?
Much more than that, this one has also the taste of plastic:-D
😎
Tastes like plastic? So, it is like McDonald's then!
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June 3, 2015 at 12:52 pm
Alvin Ramard (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)
SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.I just thought you should know.
Actually, these days it should be PETA (PETPC is a subsidiary) to whom you report this kind of abuse. 😀
I've heard of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but what's the C for? Does it stand for Continuously?
PETPC
People eating tasty pork chops.
Hate to ruin your gastronomical fantasies but it's plastic, PolyEthylene Terephthalate and PolyCarbonate
😎
So basically, McDonald's?
Much more than that, this one has also the taste of plastic:-D
😎
Tastes like plastic? So, it is like McDonald's then!
Yes, McDonalds in the wrapping, which gives the deep plastic flavour, without the wrapping it has no taste at all.
😎
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