May 21, 2015 at 8:13 am
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!
Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
May 21, 2015 at 8:15 am
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Do beware of the pork chop launcher, though. That's a doozy!
May 21, 2015 at 8:19 am
Brandie Tarvin (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Do beware of the pork chop launcher, though. That's a doozy!
I'm already very confused!
May 21, 2015 at 8:20 am
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Thanks Lynn, though I'm scared of what i'll learn!
May 21, 2015 at 8:34 am
cunningham (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Thanks Lynn, though I'm scared of what i'll learn!
Like volumes of trivia on velocity of swallows, along with frozen pork chops, BBQ, and Beer.
It will round out your education.
May 21, 2015 at 8:37 am
Greg Edwards-268690 (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Thanks Lynn, though I'm scared of what i'll learn!
Like volumes of trivia on velocity of swallows, along with frozen pork chops, BBQ, and Beer.
It will round out your education.
Right, well... better get started then
May 21, 2015 at 8:37 am
Greg Edwards-268690 (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Thanks Lynn, though I'm scared of what i'll learn!
Like volumes of trivia on velocity of swallows, along with frozen pork chops, BBQ, and Beer.
It will round out your education.
And War Bows, and photography, and music to add a few more.
May 21, 2015 at 8:41 am
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
Greg Edwards-268690 (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Thanks Lynn, though I'm scared of what i'll learn!
Like volumes of trivia on velocity of swallows, along with frozen pork chops, BBQ, and Beer.
It will round out your education.
And War Bows, and photography, and music to add a few more.
DBCC Timewarp...
Did we do Fish and Chips as well?
Oh and welcome by the way!! Knew I forgot something
Rodders...
May 21, 2015 at 8:45 am
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (5/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/20/2015)
Grant Fritchey (5/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/20/2015)
GilaMonster (5/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (5/20/2015)
Grant Fritchey (5/20/2015)
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!I could see this one coming miles away, surprised how long it took.
😎
If it's the one I'm thinking of, I hit that stage this morning, but didn't have time to post a detailed reply.
Most certainly is the one, luckily to busy with work to contribute /get frustrated and there wasn't any need to add to the excellent advice given by you guys.
😎
I've almost walked away twice because they just can't seem to listen. But I can kind of see the total panic that they're in. I'm trying to push them a little bit in a direction, but even there they can't seem to follow the directions at all. I'm sure part of it is language issues, but not all of it.
Glad you didn't!
😎
Okay...you guys are killing me. Can your please post link? It sounds intriguing.
😎
Most interesting thread. At the rate it's going, I predict that the OP will get frustrated with lack of a fix, and stop showing up.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
May 21, 2015 at 8:47 am
rodjkidd (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
Greg Edwards-268690 (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Thanks Lynn, though I'm scared of what i'll learn!
Like volumes of trivia on velocity of swallows, along with frozen pork chops, BBQ, and Beer.
It will round out your education.
And War Bows, and photography, and music to add a few more.
DBCC Timewarp...
Did we do Fish and Chips as well?
Oh and welcome by the way!! Knew I forgot something
Rodders...
Thanks Rodders!
May 21, 2015 at 9:07 am
I checked MSDB, there are no missing backups
2 hours later
There's a problem, the query on MSDB showed a transaction log backup that's missing.
Hmmm. Or is this quantum backups, it's both missing and there until someone looks and collapses the waveform?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 21, 2015 at 9:15 am
If I bring up the fact that I've not read The Thread from start to finish, does my secret SSC decoder ring get taken away?
:w00t:
May 21, 2015 at 9:20 am
Brandie Tarvin (5/21/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2015)
cunningham (5/21/2015)
soooo this is where you lot go to blow off steam!Welcome to The Thread! Now that you are here, you really should spend a few months reading the thread from the beginning, you will learn many non SQL related things.
And don't mind the hippo, he just guards the Tent in the Desert.
Do beware of the pork chop launcher, though. That's a doozy!
Yeah, no safeties and a hair trigger. We like it like that, but keep your head down.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
May 21, 2015 at 9:21 am
jasona.work (5/21/2015)
If I bring up the fact that I've not read The Thread from start to finish, does my secret SSC decoder ring get taken away?:w00t:
Duh!
Yes.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
May 21, 2015 at 9:34 am
SQLRNNR (5/19/2015)
Lynn Pettis (5/19/2015)
"Really? You can't help me based solely on the brief description and current output of my query?"Why are people so reluctant to help us help them?
Sorry, my hands and feet are tied, I can't lift the silver spoon myself.
Just remember - there IS no spoon....
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Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part...unless you're my manager...or a director and above...or a really loud-spoken end-user..All right - what was my emergency again?
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