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Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Is everyone OK? Are people ill or something? Because this just happened and it has me concerned:Not that I've ever been that high, but I'm putting out fires and trying to resolve SFTP in SSIS issues.
Are you saying I'm on drugs?
Was that supposed to be a secret? :w00t:
Look, Grant, there's a reason you didn't get the circus job. We just didn't want to break the news to you.
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Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Is everyone OK? Are people ill or something? Because this just happened and it has me concerned:Not that I've ever been that high, but I'm putting out fires and trying to resolve SFTP in SSIS issues.
Are you saying I'm on drugs?
Was that supposed to be a secret? :w00t:
I just got a .NET error screen when I clicked the link in the new post email. It was repeatable for about a minute and I couldn't go to the forums home either. It didn't give anything away.
As for being on drugs...I think that's a separate question and certainly not my business. 😛
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Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Is everyone OK? Are people ill or something? Because this just happened and it has me concerned:Not that I've ever been that high, but I'm putting out fires and trying to resolve SFTP in SSIS issues.
I might have been that high once but I have plausible deniability because I can barely remember college.
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Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Is everyone OK? Are people ill or something? Because this just happened and it has me concerned:Not that I've ever been that high, but I'm putting out fires and trying to resolve SFTP in SSIS issues.
Are you saying I'm on drugs?
Was that supposed to be a secret? :w00t:
Look, Grant, there's a reason you didn't get the circus job. We just didn't want to break the news to you.
<squeak>really?</squeak>
And I showered and everything.
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Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Is everyone OK? Are people ill or something? Because this just happened and it has me concerned:Not that I've ever been that high, but I'm putting out fires and trying to resolve SFTP in SSIS issues.
Are you saying I'm on drugs?
What ever you're on, I want two of those:-D
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Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Is everyone OK? Are people ill or something? Because this just happened and it has me concerned:Not that I've ever been that high, but I'm putting out fires and trying to resolve SFTP in SSIS issues.
What are you using for the SFTP?
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Eirikur Eiriksson (4/10/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/10/2015)
Is everyone OK? Are people ill or something? Because this just happened and it has me concerned:Not that I've ever been that high, but I'm putting out fires and trying to resolve SFTP in SSIS issues.
What are you using for the SFTP?
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Ah, well, that's the issue.
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Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (4/10/2015)
What are you using for the SFTP?
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Ah, well, that's the issue.
If I remember correctly, you have some kind of an issue with using OSS, so you cannot use the likes of FileZilla or WinSCP, is that right?
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Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where, if you just had two clustered indexes on a table, you'd be set. INCLUDE all the columns, and it's exactly the same as a second clustered index. Done.
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Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where, if you just had two clustered indexes on a table, you'd be set. INCLUDE all the columns, and it's exactly the same as a second clustered index. Done.
Well you can have two clustered indexes on a table.
Clustered XML Index and a Clustered (traditional sense) Index would be one means.
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SQLRNNR (4/10/2015)
Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where, if you just had two clustered indexes on a table, you'd be set. INCLUDE all the columns, and it's exactly the same as a second clustered index. Done.
Well you can have two clustered indexes on a table.
Clustered XML Index and a Clustered (traditional sense) Index would be one means.
My bet is that Luis got it right, damn, I do want two of what Grant is on:blink:
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SQLRNNR (4/10/2015)
Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where, if you just had two clustered indexes on a table, you'd be set. INCLUDE all the columns, and it's exactly the same as a second clustered index. Done.
Well you can have two clustered indexes on a table.
Clustered XML Index and a Clustered (traditional sense) Index would be one means.
Except that clustered XML indexes are called Primary XML Indexes. 😛
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Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (4/10/2015)
Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where, if you just had two clustered indexes on a table, you'd be set. INCLUDE all the columns, and it's exactly the same as a second clustered index. Done.
Well you can have two clustered indexes on a table.
Clustered XML Index and a Clustered (traditional sense) Index would be one means.
Except that clustered XML indexes are called Primary XML Indexes. 😛
As I said, what ever Grant is on is going to turn any heap into a cluster:-P
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Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (4/10/2015)
Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where, if you just had two clustered indexes on a table, you'd be set. INCLUDE all the columns, and it's exactly the same as a second clustered index. Done.
Well you can have two clustered indexes on a table.
Clustered XML Index and a Clustered (traditional sense) Index would be one means.
Except that clustered XML indexes are called Primary XML Indexes. 😛
There is also another trick that can be used to get 2 clustered indexes on a table (at least the same effect as 2 clustered indexes). :-D:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQLRNNR (4/10/2015)
Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
SQLRNNR (4/10/2015)
Luis Cazares (4/10/2015)
Someone just mentioned that you could have 2 clustered indexes on a table. But I'm sure he's high. 😀http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1676220.aspx
But, think about it, what if you're in situation where, if you just had two clustered indexes on a table, you'd be set. INCLUDE all the columns, and it's exactly the same as a second clustered index. Done.
Well you can have two clustered indexes on a table.
Clustered XML Index and a Clustered (traditional sense) Index would be one means.
Except that clustered XML indexes are called Primary XML Indexes. 😛
There is also another trick that can be used to get 2 clustered indexes on a table (at least the same effect as 2 clustered indexes). :-D:-D
Why not adding a Full Text and a Spatial index? On a second thought, that would be Cluttered index not Clustered:-P
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