Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • GilaMonster (4/8/2015)


    On the subject of reading...

    https://www.thedodo.com/pets-interrupting-reading-968102862.html

    I love that link. I had cats and dogs (and children) like that and somehow managed never to throw them at things.

    Tom

  • Brandie Tarvin (4/8/2015)


    Jeff, what did you mean by "retro code" when you were talking about how hosed up SSMS got?

    I'll see if I can find the links I was looking at about this. There was also a connect item on the subject of (IIRC) some always-on problems and a bunch of other things. They came out with CU5 for 2012 on March 16th to supposedly fix that but don't yet know if they fixed all the serious little gotcha's in SSMS. It would take me quite some time to write them all up but might do it just to submit as a bug list in Connect.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (4/8/2015)


    GilaMonster (4/8/2015)


    Does this answer your question?

    Those are two instances on the same server, one 2012 and one 2014 and I opened both from the same SSMS 2014

    The bug doesn't always show up immediately for me. Sometimes I can be working for about 10-30 minutes before that refresh causes one of them to go down.

    Can you leave those screens open for a while and see if it pops for you?

    Both still refreshing fine ~17 hours later, they've been refreshing every minute

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  • GilaMonster (4/9/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/8/2015)


    GilaMonster (4/8/2015)


    Does this answer your question?

    Those are two instances on the same server, one 2012 and one 2014 and I opened both from the same SSMS 2014

    The bug doesn't always show up immediately for me. Sometimes I can be working for about 10-30 minutes before that refresh causes one of them to go down.

    Can you leave those screens open for a while and see if it pops for you?

    Both still refreshing fine ~17 hours later, they've been refreshing every minute

    Thank you, Gail. You can close them now. I'm glad to hear that the bug has been fixed. It drives me nuts in 2008.

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  • SQLRNNR (4/8/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/8/2015)


    Jason, what screen resolution are you using?

    That happens on both of my monitors.

    One is 3200x1800 and the other is 1680x1050.

    It is an issue in many of the screens in ssms 2014 but not 2012.

    Which DPI are you using? I've seen that happen a lot when someone ups the DPI to about 200% (normal is 96, 200% is 192). Most applications do not auto size text labels when the DPI is changed from the 96 default (most common is 120 under Windows XP, but Windows 7 and beyond allows for a percentage change).

    Resolution would make the entire window smaller and the text smaller. Changing the DPI setting would increase the size of the text without changing the window size by much.

  • venoym (4/9/2015)


    SQLRNNR (4/8/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/8/2015)


    Jason, what screen resolution are you using?

    That happens on both of my monitors.

    One is 3200x1800 and the other is 1680x1050.

    It is an issue in many of the screens in ssms 2014 but not 2012.

    Which DPI are you using? I've seen that happen a lot when someone ups the DPI to about 200% (normal is 96, 200% is 192). Most applications do not auto size text labels when the DPI is changed from the 96 default (most common is 120 under Windows XP, but Windows 7 and beyond allows for a percentage change).

    Resolution would make the entire window smaller and the text smaller. Changing the DPI setting would increase the size of the text without changing the window size by much.

    It is on the default setting.

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  • Somebody with more SSIS knowledge than me (which isn't hard to accomplish) want to lend a hand?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1675814-392-1.aspx

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  • I finally found Dwain's secret.

    Luis C.
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  • Luis Cazares (4/9/2015)


    I finally found Dwain's secret.

    Yeah it really just boils down to a fish story.

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  • Luis Cazares (4/9/2015)


    I finally found Dwain's secret.

    It won't display here. Says the image contains errors. :w00t:

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    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • Sean Lange (4/9/2015)


    Luis Cazares (4/9/2015)


    I finally found Dwain's secret.

    It won't display here. Says the image contains errors. :w00t:

    He he, not the thing I would think of in the context of Fish Fingers

    😎

  • For any of you regular speakers I could use a little help over here. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1675923-61-1.aspx

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    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • Sean Lange (4/9/2015)


    Luis Cazares (4/9/2015)


    I finally found Dwain's secret.

    It won't display here. Says the image contains errors. :w00t:

    Maybe that's what he means after the code I posted to his recent question on inserting zeroes padding in the middle of a number.

    I can't see it either and I am most certainly curious to know what my secret is.


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  • That's weird. The image is hosted in here.

    Does anybody else have the same problem?

    EDIT: Original source of the picture in here: http://www.moef.dk/fishfingers/

    Luis C.
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    Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

    How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2
  • Luis Cazares (4/9/2015)


    That's weird. The image is hosted in here.

    Does anybody else have the same problem?

    EDIT: Original source of the picture in here: http://www.moef.dk/fishfingers/

    I can see the original source, I couldn't see the attached one.

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