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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 1

Not me, I wrote a legitimate script for today's knowledge share.

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 2

My systems are playing April Fool's jokes on me. We're having all kinds of "fun" this morning, the day after month end.

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182912 More actions · Answer 3

SQLRNNR (4/1/2015)
Who remembered to do an April Fools post today?

Being modest this year, I only posted one question😀

😎

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 4

SQLRNNR (4/1/2015)
Who remembered to do an April Fools post today?

No inspiration for one this time.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

Author of:
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 5

Grant Fritchey (4/1/2015)
SQLRNNR (4/1/2015)
Who remembered to do an April Fools post today?
No inspiration for one this time.

No inspiration, no enthusiasm, no time.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 6

GilaMonster (4/1/2015)
Grant Fritchey (4/1/2015)
SQLRNNR (4/1/2015)
Who remembered to do an April Fools post today?
No inspiration for one this time.
No inspiration, no enthusiasm, no time.

It's an HR violation for me to give just the April Fools special recognition. 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 7

I don't need a special day to be Fool. I can accomplish that anytime:-P

Jack Corbett
Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
Check out these links on how to get faster and more accurate answers:
Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182912 More actions · Answer 8

Jack Corbett (4/1/2015)
I don't need a special day to be Fool. I can accomplish that anytime:-P

Point taken and I must say that I appreciate the honesty :hehe:

😎

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 9

SQLRNNR (4/1/2015)
Who remembered to do an April Fools post today?

I didn't realise it was 28 Dec today, so I didn't do one.

edit: how did I get two spelling errors in a post that short?

Tom

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 10

TomThomson (4/2/2015)
SQLRNNR (4/1/2015)
Who remembered to do an April Fools post today?
I didn't realise it was 28 Dec today, so I didn't do one.
edit: how did I get two spelling errors in a post that short?

Verrrrrryyyyyyy carefully. @=)

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259105 More actions · Answer 11

It's Friday and I'm grumpy...

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1674050-3412-1.aspx

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 12

Koen Verbeeck (4/3/2015)
It's Friday and I'm grumpy...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1674050-3412-1.aspx

OK. Funny, very funny, but a little uncool.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt

Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 13

Grant Fritchey (4/3/2015)
Koen Verbeeck (4/3/2015)
It's Friday and I'm grumpy...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1674050-3412-1.aspx
OK. Funny, very funny, but a little uncool.

I posted a little chastisement.

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182912 More actions · Answer 14

Koen Verbeeck (4/3/2015)
It's Friday and I'm grumpy...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1674050-3412-1.aspx

Are you grumpy because you are working on the Good Friday or was it the last night "preparation" for it that make you grumpy?

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259105 More actions · Answer 15

Eirikur Eiriksson (4/3/2015)
Koen Verbeeck (4/3/2015)
It's Friday and I'm grumpy...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1674050-3412-1.aspx
Are you grumpy because you are working on the Good Friday or was it the last night "preparation" for it that make you grumpy?
😎

The last one 😀

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