Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Lynn Pettis (2/26/2015)


    ... Mark one off, 1 day on the calendar to go. 1 day on the calendar to go, 1 day to go, ...

    Enjoy the trip as you might not have a similar one any time soon.

    But most of all, I hope that you have a safe trip and you can finally enjoy being back home.

    Luis C.
    General Disclaimer:
    Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

    How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2
  • Lynn Pettis (2/26/2015)


    ... Mark one off, 1 day on the calendar to go. 1 day on the calendar to go, 1 day to go, ...

    Should have said something when I saw this. Safe travels man.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Assuming the Threadizens are aware of this since you're a giant bunch of nerds, but...

    Spock is dead.

    Leonard Nimoy passed away today.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • djj (2/27/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (2/26/2015)


    ... Mark one off, 1 day on the calendar to go. 1 day on the calendar to go, 1 day to go, ...

    You forgot to show the for the geeks.:-D

    May your journey be smooth.

    Well, actually it would be the same, wouldn't it. 😛

  • Grant Fritchey (2/27/2015)


    Assuming the Threadizens are aware of this since you're a giant bunch of nerds, but...

    Spock is dead.

    Leonard Nimoy passed away today.

    That's just sad. I was not aware of it, so thanks for posting.

  • Ed Wagner (2/27/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (2/26/2015)


    ... Mark one off, 1 day on the calendar to go. 1 day on the calendar to go, 1 day to go, ...

    Safe travels home, Lynn. When are you scheduled to arrive home?

    Scheduled to arrive in Colorado Springs at 5:08 PM on 3/1/2015.

  • Lynn Pettis (2/27/2015)


    Ed Wagner (2/27/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (2/26/2015)


    ... Mark one off, 1 day on the calendar to go. 1 day on the calendar to go, 1 day to go, ...

    Safe travels home, Lynn. When are you scheduled to arrive home?

    Scheduled to arrive in Colorado Springs at 5:08 PM on 3/1/2015.

    Save travels, bro. I'm sure your daughters will be happy to have you home.

  • Grant Fritchey (2/27/2015)


    Assuming the Threadizens are aware of this since you're a giant bunch of nerds, but...

    Spock is dead.

    Leonard Nimoy passed away today.

    What??? Dang

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • SQLRNNR (2/27/2015)


    Grant Fritchey (2/27/2015)


    Assuming the Threadizens are aware of this since you're a giant bunch of nerds, but...

    Spock is dead.

    Leonard Nimoy passed away today.

    What??? Dang

    Yeah - just found out about this - star trek was a large chunk of my childhood.

    -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
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  • Grant Fritchey (2/27/2015)


    Assuming the Threadizens are aware of this since you're a giant bunch of nerds, but...

    Spock is dead.

    Leonard Nimoy passed away today.

    RIP

    \\//,

    😎

  • ZERO DAY! Leaving Afghanistan!

    Going Dark!

  • Lynn Pettis (2/27/2015)


    ZERO DAY! Leaving Afghanistan!

    Going Dark!

    Zero bottles of beer on the wall.

    Zero bottles of beer!

    For those that roam,

    Just come on home,

    To one hundred bottles of beer on the wall!

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (2/27/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (2/27/2015)


    ZERO DAY! Leaving Afghanistan!

    Going Dark!

    Zero bottles of beer on the wall.

    Zero bottles of beer!

    For those that roam,

    Just come on home,

    To one hundred bottles of beer on the wall!

    I

    +1 or in this case -1

    😎

    PS That's some rattling poetry:-P

  • Eirikur Eiriksson (2/28/2015)


    Jeff Moden (2/27/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (2/27/2015)


    ZERO DAY! Leaving Afghanistan!

    Going Dark!

    Zero bottles of beer on the wall.

    Zero bottles of beer!

    For those that roam,

    Just come on home,

    To one hundred bottles of beer on the wall!

    I

    +1 or in this case -1

    😎

    PS That's some rattling poetry:-P

    Roses are Red,

    Violets are Blue.

    Some poems rhyme,

    But this one don't. 😛

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (2/28/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (2/28/2015)


    Jeff Moden (2/27/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (2/27/2015)


    ZERO DAY! Leaving Afghanistan!

    Going Dark!

    Zero bottles of beer on the wall.

    Zero bottles of beer!

    For those that roam,

    Just come on home,

    To one hundred bottles of beer on the wall!

    I

    +1 or in this case -1

    😎

    PS That's some rattling poetry:-P

    Roses are Red,

    Violets are Blue.

    Some poems rhyme,

    But this one don't. 😛

    Some can write code without a smell

    that performs very well

    but poetry too

    I'm not sure they do

    So stick to writing SQL

    😎

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