February 20, 2015 at 11:22 am
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
And for the normal masses it would appear that he is dropping 889 days in a single 24 hour period.
How about this:
Depart Dubai, UAE on 2/28/2015 @ 23:00 arrive Atlanta Intl, GA on 3/1/205 @ 6:10 AM. Flight time 16 hours 10 minutes.
February 20, 2015 at 11:41 am
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
And for the normal masses it would appear that he is dropping 889 days in a single 24 hour period.
How about this:
Depart Dubai, UAE on 2/28/2015 @ 23:00 arrive Atlanta Intl, GA on 3/1/205 @ 6:10 AM. Flight time 16 hours 10 minutes.
I hope the missing "1" in the arrival year was unintentional. If it was intentional, then either the plane goes fast enough to travel back in time, or we've finally figured out who has possession of the DBCC TIMEWARP procedure. 😀
February 20, 2015 at 11:44 am
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
How about this:
Depart Dubai, UAE on 2/28/2015 @ 23:00 arrive Atlanta Intl, GA on 3/1/205 @ 6:10 AM. Flight time 16 hours 10 minutes.
We're gonna be crossing. I leave DIA on Mar 2 for London
February 20, 2015 at 12:26 pm
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
And for the normal masses it would appear that he is dropping 889 days in a single 24 hour period.
How about this:
Depart Dubai, UAE on 2/28/2015 @ 23:00 arrive Atlanta Intl, GA on 3/1/205 @ 6:10 AM. Flight time 16 hours 10 minutes.
I hope the missing "1" in the arrival year was unintentional. If it was intentional, then either the plane goes fast enough to travel back in time, or we've finally figured out who has possession of the DBCC TIMEWARP procedure. 😀
Must have mastered some of the DBCC TimeWarp parameters.
I imagine looking out the window when they go to land might be a bit of a shock.
February 20, 2015 at 1:10 pm
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
And for the normal masses it would appear that he is dropping 889 days in a single 24 hour period.
How about this:
Depart Dubai, UAE on 2/28/2015 @ 23:00 arrive Atlanta Intl, GA on 3/1/205 @ 6:10 AM. Flight time 16 hours 10 minutes.
I hope the missing "1" in the arrival year was unintentional. If it was intentional, then either the plane goes fast enough to travel back in time, or we've finally figured out who has possession of the DBCC TIMEWARP procedure. 😀
Yes, that should by 3/1/2015. We really could use some new equipment out here. The dust really ages the equipment quickly.
February 20, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
And for the normal masses it would appear that he is dropping 889 days in a single 24 hour period.
How about this:
Depart Dubai, UAE on 2/28/2015 @ 23:00 arrive Atlanta Intl, GA on 3/1/205 @ 6:10 AM. Flight time 16 hours 10 minutes.
I hope the missing "1" in the arrival year was unintentional. If it was intentional, then either the plane goes fast enough to travel back in time, or we've finally figured out who has possession of the DBCC TIMEWARP procedure. 😀
Yes, that should by 3/1/2015. We really could use some new equipment out here. The dust really ages the equipment quickly.
Well if it was 3/1/205, then you could really really really use some new equipment out there:w00t:
😎
February 20, 2015 at 7:48 pm
... Mark one off, 7 days on the calendar to go. 7 days on the calendar to go, 7 days to go, ...
And for the geeks out there:
... Mark one off, 111 days on the calendar to go. 111 days on the calendar to go, 111 days to go, ...
February 21, 2015 at 3:39 am
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
... Mark one off, 7 days on the calendar to go. 7 days on the calendar to go, 7 days to go, ...And for the geeks out there:
... Mark one off, 111 days on the calendar to go. 111 days on the calendar to go, 111 days to go, ...
Wow one week. Keep safe out there Lynn.
Rodders...
February 21, 2015 at 3:41 am
Chris,
I've just realised I'm going to Shepherds Bush Thursday night - Trevor Horn Band is playing a one off gig with Seal as special guest. So it will have to be a quick catch up after SQL Bits wraps up on Thursday!
Rodders...
February 21, 2015 at 6:22 pm
... Mark one off, 6 days on the calendar to go. 6 days on the calendar to go, 6 days to go, ...
And for the geeks out there:
... Mark one off, 110 days on the calendar to go. 110 days on the calendar to go, 110 days to go, ...
February 22, 2015 at 4:26 pm
Lynn Pettis (2/21/2015)
... Mark one off, 6 days on the calendar to go. 6 days on the calendar to go, 6 days to go, ...And for the geeks out there:
... Mark one off, 110 days on the calendar to go. 110 days on the calendar to go, 110 days to go, ...
Under a week...you're really close. I'll bet you're beyond ready to come home.
February 22, 2015 at 4:52 pm
Ed Wagner (2/22/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/21/2015)
... Mark one off, 6 days on the calendar to go. 6 days on the calendar to go, 6 days to go, ...And for the geeks out there:
... Mark one off, 110 days on the calendar to go. 110 days on the calendar to go, 110 days to go, ...
Under a week...you're really close. I'll bet you're beyond ready to come home.
Just hoping that the weather clears up for my homecoming.
February 22, 2015 at 6:41 pm
... Mark one off, 5 days on the calendar to go. 5 days on the calendar to go, 5 days to go, ...
And for the geeks out there:
... Mark one off, 101 days on the calendar to go. 101 days on the calendar to go, 101 days to go, ...
February 23, 2015 at 1:42 am
Lynn Pettis (2/22/2015)
... Mark one off, 5 days on the calendar to go. 5 days on the calendar to go, 5 days to go, ...And for the geeks out there:
... Mark one off, 101 days on the calendar to go. 101 days on the calendar to go, 101 days to go, ...
Almost!
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February 23, 2015 at 1:59 am
rodjkidd (2/21/2015)
Chris,I've just realised I'm going to Shepherds Bush Thursday night - Trevor Horn Band is playing a one off gig with Seal as special guest. So it will have to be a quick catch up after SQL Bits wraps up on Thursday!
Rodders...
No worries Rodders, I'll need to get away sharpish on thursday anyway, to finish prepping for a weekend away.
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