Are the posted questions getting worse?
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Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/19/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Only 1001 to go:-D
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You know it's gotta be close we look at it in binary and only need 4 bits.
2 more days to go, and we can do it in single octal numbers!
And currently we only need 1 single hexadecimal number!
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Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Remember to stay safe now, stay in your foxhole, don't poke your head up, maybe even sleep in body armor in a locked room...
We all know what happens to the short-timers in war movies...
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Seriously, stay safe and get home safe!
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jasona.work (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Remember to stay safe now, stay in your foxhole, don't poke your head up, maybe even sleep in body armor in a locked room...
We all know what happens to the short-timers in war movies...
😎
Seriously, stay safe and get home safe!
As long as he's not wearing a red shirt. The red-shirts are always the first to go.
Stay safe, Lynn. Not long now.
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Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
jasona.work (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Remember to stay safe now, stay in your foxhole, don't poke your head up, maybe even sleep in body armor in a locked room...
We all know what happens to the short-timers in war movies...
😎
Seriously, stay safe and get home safe!
As long as he's not wearing a red shirt. The red-shirts are always the first to go.
Stay safe, Lynn. Not long now.
Careful now. Some of us wear red shirts a lot.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore RooseveltAuthor of:
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SQL Server Query Performance Tuning -
Grant Fritchey (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
jasona.work (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Remember to stay safe now, stay in your foxhole, don't poke your head up, maybe even sleep in body armor in a locked room...
We all know what happens to the short-timers in war movies...
😎
Seriously, stay safe and get home safe!
As long as he's not wearing a red shirt. The red-shirts are always the first to go.
Stay safe, Lynn. Not long now.
Careful now. Some of us wear red shirts a lot.
But...but...that means you won't make it to end of the episode. 😛
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Sean Lange (2/20/2015)
Grant Fritchey (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
jasona.work (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Remember to stay safe now, stay in your foxhole, don't poke your head up, maybe even sleep in body armor in a locked room...
We all know what happens to the short-timers in war movies...
😎
Seriously, stay safe and get home safe!
As long as he's not wearing a red shirt. The red-shirts are always the first to go.
Stay safe, Lynn. Not long now.
Careful now. Some of us wear red shirts a lot.
But...but...that means you won't make it to end of the episode. 😛
Some people in red make it to the end of the episode
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore RooseveltAuthor of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning -
Grant Fritchey (2/20/2015)
Sean Lange (2/20/2015)
Grant Fritchey (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
jasona.work (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Remember to stay safe now, stay in your foxhole, don't poke your head up, maybe even sleep in body armor in a locked room...
We all know what happens to the short-timers in war movies...
😎
Seriously, stay safe and get home safe!
As long as he's not wearing a red shirt. The red-shirts are always the first to go.
Stay safe, Lynn. Not long now.
Careful now. Some of us wear red shirts a lot.
But...but...that means you won't make it to end of the episode. 😛
Some people in red make it to the end of the episode
Very true. In fact, he even showed in an STNG episode. Largely, however, the red-shirts don't make it. I suppose you could be the exception, like Scotty.
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Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Grant Fritchey (2/20/2015)
Sean Lange (2/20/2015)
Grant Fritchey (2/20/2015)
Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
jasona.work (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
... Mark one off, 9 days on the calendar to go. 9 days on the calendar to go, 9 days to go, ...Remember to stay safe now, stay in your foxhole, don't poke your head up, maybe even sleep in body armor in a locked room...
We all know what happens to the short-timers in war movies...
😎
Seriously, stay safe and get home safe!
As long as he's not wearing a red shirt. The red-shirts are always the first to go.
Stay safe, Lynn. Not long now.
Careful now. Some of us wear red shirts a lot.
But...but...that means you won't make it to end of the episode. 😛
Some people in red make it to the end of the episode
Very true. In fact, he even showed in an STNG episode. Largely, however, the red-shirts don't make it. I suppose you could be the exception, like Scotty.
Snipes.
We take care of each other.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore RooseveltAuthor of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning -
Grant Fritchey (2/19/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/18/2015)
The party is starting at the TitD. Be careful where you walk, you don't want to step on the single digit midget!Yeah, but now you even start counting different right? 8 days and a wakeup. Short-timer.
Actually, no wake up. Get off work Saturday morning, head straight to the plane.
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Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.
... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
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Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
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Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
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Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
Not a problem, been in this field for a long time and quite familiar with binary, octal, and hexadecimal numeric notations.
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Ed Wagner (2/20/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (2/20/2015)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2015)
Lynn Pettis (2/20/2015)
Couldn't post this morning, Internet was down for a long time due to a cut cable.... Mark one off, 8 days on the calendar to go. 8 days on the calendar to go, 8 days to go, ...
so 1000 then?
You're getting the hang of this:-D
😎
Tomorrow, we'll permanently clear a bit. It'll be down to 0111 days. Without the leading zero, it sure sounds a whole lot bigger than 7, doesn't it? We don't want to give poor Lynn a stroke. 😉
And for the normal masses it would appear that he is dropping 889 days in a single 24 hour period.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
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