Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)


    Mine are still very young. Once they become a teenagers, I will make a bunker for myself and close myself in it... 😛

    Build it now! They will be teenagers before you realize it! I know, I have an 18 year old, a 15 year old , and teenager wanna be at 11 years old.

  • I see Jan just took a swing at our window washer.

    😎



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  • Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)


    Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)


    Mine are still very young. Once they become a teenagers, I will make a bunker for myself and close myself in it... 😛

    Build it now! They will be teenagers before you realize it! I know, I have an 18 year old, a 15 year old , and teenager wanna be at 11 years old.

    I have a teenager wannabe at the age of 7.... :hehe: And she has learnt the art of rolling her eyes perfectly already...

    -Roy

  • Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)


    Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids

    -- reference unknown

    Edit: And for those without kids, I have no explanation.

    Do cats count?

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  • Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)


    I see Jan just took a swing at our window washer.

    😎

    Okay, that one looked like a nitrogen frozen, napalm soaked porkchop to me...

  • Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)


    I see Jan just took a swing at our window washer.

    😎

    Okay, that one looked like a nitrogen frozen, napalm soaked porkchop to me...

    We just have to wait and see if it will have any effect.



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  • GilaMonster (5/20/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)


    Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids

    -- reference unknown

    Edit: And for those without kids, I have no explanation.

    Do cats count?

    I'm going to have to say yes. We have two and they can definately be just as bad as the kids at times.

  • Jan asks

    ... do you actually have Excel installed on your machine?

    I thought of that but didn't dare dip my toe in that pool. How funny would it be if that turns out to be the problem? A grateful OP offers Jan free window cleaning for life....

  • john.arnott (5/20/2009)


    Jan asks

    ... do you actually have Excel installed on your machine?

    I thought of that but didn't dare dip my toe in that pool. How funny would it be if that turns out to be the problem? A grateful OP offers Jan free window cleaning for life....

    Yea, but he'd probably stick Jan with the bill for the airfare from the US to SA, plus the hotel costs.

  • GAD! Look at all the posts.

    Y'all were trying to hit the 5k barrier while I wasn't watching!! Confess!!

    Alvin, looks like there will be 3-4 from Oxford for the meeting tomorrow night.

    fnord Do not see the window washers. fnord

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  • Gail: There's hope!

    Many people have cats but go on to live perfectly normal lives. 😛

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  • Bob Hovious (5/20/2009)


    Gail: There's hope!

    Many people have cats but go on to live perfectly normal lives. 😛

    As long as you remember this one Cardinal Rule: Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

  • Grant Fritchey (5/20/2009)


    Wow. I didn't realize that reference would be completely missed. Not that I know squat about the actual Woodstock. I just saw the documentary. There was a long, rambling, silly message about staying away from brown acid because it was causing "bad trips" as opposed to the good hallucinations when you're surrounded by filthy hippies and there's a completely inadequate number of porta-potties and you're listening to some, quite awful, music... Yeah, stay away from the brown acid...

    In order for people to catch this reference, you probably need to follow this by playing the star-spangled banner with your teeth on a flaming guitar that's been wired backwards.

    ...

    (huh, ... dang, he was good!)

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  • Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)


    Bob Hovious (5/20/2009)


    Gail: There's hope!

    Many people have cats but go on to live perfectly normal lives. 😛

    As long as you remember this one Cardinal Rule: Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

    Nah, you just have to learn how to be the Alpha cat! 😀

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  • RBarryYoung (5/20/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)


    Bob Hovious (5/20/2009)


    Gail: There's hope!

    Many people have cats but go on to live perfectly normal lives. 😛

    As long as you remember this one Cardinal Rule: Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

    Nah, you just have to learn how to be the Alpha cat! 😀

    When I first met my wife she had a jet black, long haired cat named Muffin. He was a true Alpha cat. He was also a great cat to have as a pet. While dating, I bought my wife another cat we named TJ. Muffin actually tried to kill him. When TJ grew up, he out weighed Muffin by a good 10 pounds, but Muffin still was boss. When we had my oldest daughter, Muffin adopted her as his and protected her from TJ. He would not let TJ in her room, or any where near her if we laid her on the floor. We eventually had to give TJ away, he was very jealous of Kassondra.

    Well, as Kassondra grew up, she learned something from Muffin that is still true today, she learned to stare people down. No kidding, she and Muffin would have staring contests. Muffin almost always won. There were times he did not care, and you could tell, he just had that air about him.

    We joke that she learned from the best.

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