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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 1

Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
... You have all gone crazy.... 😛
And your point is?
😎

My point is I am the only sane one giving out insane advices... 😀

-Roy

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 2

Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
... You have all gone crazy.... 😛
And your point is?
😎
My point is I am the only sane one giving out insane advices... 😀

But are you? Sane, I mean. 😉

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 3

Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
... You have all gone crazy.... 😛
And your point is?
😎
My point is I am the only sane one giving out insane advices... 😀

hmmmm ..... Anyone know where the sanity test went?

I think I scared it the last time I took it and it's now hiding from me.

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 4

Ask around and you will find that I am THE SANE one here.... 😛

Loosing sanity can come any minute.... Got two kids... 😛

-Roy

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 5

Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
Got two kids... 😛

Face it Roy, you're already insane but are too insane to realize it! 😀

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 6

Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
Ask around and you will find that I am THE SANE one here.... 😛
Loosing sanity can come any minute.... Got two kids... 😛

The insane person is always the last one to know it.

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 7

Maybe then I am insane... maybe I am not... now I am confused..:unsure:

-Roy

Jan Van der Eecken SSCrazy Eights Points: 9029 More actions · Answer 8

Tom Brown (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
I liked the answer from Window washer "Are you using SQL Server 2005 Express" and the answer "I am using SQL Server 2005" 🙂
Reminds me of the answers I sometimes get from my kids when I ask them questions. Doesn't really answer the question.
Mine would give answers something like,
"In a minute", "Why", "it doesn't matter", "Stop hasseling me"
or a distainful "don't you know that"
Teenagers! - Can't live with 'em, can't lock 'em in the shed.

The feeling I can relate with. Three Teenagers I have, but allas, the shed I do not. Build I should one.

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Jan Van der Eecken SSCrazy Eights Points: 9029 More actions · Answer 9

I like this particular windows washer's reply: "I connect to sql server using sql."

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004356 More actions · Answer 10

Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know, there are a few people who just need to walk away from the computer and get a job flipping burgers or something.
Got it!
Oh, what's the rules about throwing pork chops? Frozen or thawed?

The only rule is.... throw them as hard and accurate as you can. 😛

--Jeff Moden

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________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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Bruce W Cassidy SSChampion Points: 12668 More actions · Answer 11

[font="Verdana"]The trick with teenagers is... you can't lock them in the shed, but you can lock yourself in the shed. :-D[/font]

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 12

Mine are still very young. Once they become a teenagers, I will make a bunker for myself and close myself in it... 😛

-Roy

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004356 More actions · Answer 13

Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
All of you need a vacation... You have all gone crazy.... 😛

Heh... SHHHH!!! It's fun to watch. 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 14

Bruce W Cassidy (5/20/2009)
[font="Verdana"]The trick with teenagers is... you can't lock them in the shed, but you can lock yourself in the shed. :-D[/font]

... and you mean locked from the inside!

Alvin Ramard
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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004356 More actions · Answer 15

I think all kids should leave home just as soon as they think they know it all. Should save 10-12 years on upbringing.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)