May 20, 2009 at 10:18 am
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
I thought you would after I saw your comment "over there".
Actually I meant I like the idea of the SQLServerCentral Woodstock, but the other idea ......
hmmmm, better left unsaid.
😎
Yea, yea, I know. That's your story and you're stickin' to it. 😉
Actually, I like the idea as well for the "SSC Woodstock".
Hey Steve, there is your theme for your next party at PASS.
SSC Woodstock needs music!
Hey BOB!!!! Bring your banjo!!!
Excuse me folks while I dodge incoming pork chops.
😛
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May 20, 2009 at 10:20 am
I am too far off from your part of the world that I will never be able to take part in the Woodstock as an invitee for Pork Chop contest.... Where I will be in the receiving end... 😛
-Roy
May 20, 2009 at 10:26 am
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
I am too far off from your part of the world that I will never be able to take part in the Woodstock as an invitee for Pork Chop contest.... Where I will be in the receiving end... 😛
No, no Roy. There is a myriad of others who would be on the receiving end (we should each get to nominate one for the contest!). You'll either be shootin' or spectatin', not receiving my friend....;-)
I wonder if their running and/or evasive skills are better than their technical skills, or lack thereof??? Bet they'd still be an easy target either way.
-- You can't be late until you show up.
May 20, 2009 at 10:31 am
ANNOUNCEMENT: Pay attention everyone. We've just been informed that there is a problem with the brown SQL statements. So we need you to stay away from the brown SQL statements. Don't use the brown SQL statements because we've had several, really bad deadlocks already.
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May 20, 2009 at 10:35 am
Grant Fritchey (5/20/2009)
ANNOUNCEMENT: Pay attention everyone. We've just been informed that there is a problem with the brown SQL statements. So we need you to stay away from the brown SQL statements. Don't use the brown SQL statements because we've had several, really bad deadlocks already.
What precisely are you smoking?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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May 20, 2009 at 10:38 am
GilaMonster (5/20/2009)
Grant Fritchey (5/20/2009)
ANNOUNCEMENT: Pay attention everyone. We've just been informed that there is a problem with the brown SQL statements. So we need you to stay away from the brown SQL statements. Don't use the brown SQL statements because we've had several, really bad deadlocks already.What precisely are you smoking?
Labrador?
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May 20, 2009 at 10:55 am
GilaMonster (5/20/2009)
Grant Fritchey (5/20/2009)
ANNOUNCEMENT: Pay attention everyone. We've just been informed that there is a problem with the brown SQL statements. So we need you to stay away from the brown SQL statements. Don't use the brown SQL statements because we've had several, really bad deadlocks already.What precisely are you smoking?
Gail, you must be so young to not recognize Grant's reference.... At the original Woodstock, there was an announcement to "stay away from the brown acid".
May 20, 2009 at 11:00 am
Wow. I didn't realize that reference would be completely missed. Not that I know squat about the actual Woodstock. I just saw the documentary. There was a long, rambling, silly message about staying away from brown acid because it was causing "bad trips" as opposed to the good hallucinations when you're surrounded by filthy hippies and there's a completely inadequate number of porta-potties and you're listening to some, quite awful, music... Yeah, stay away from the brown acid...
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May 20, 2009 at 11:44 am
May 20, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Would someone who knows SSRS please go help this person?Thanks Luke!
I have to admit being disappointed you didn't say something like:
"Use the force well you did, Luke"
Jack Corbett
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May 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Jack Corbett (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Would someone who knows SSRS please go help this person?Thanks Luke!
I have to admit being disappointed you didn't say something like:
"Use the force well you did, Luke"
Thought about a Yoda speak comment, but just couldn't come up with one on the fly. Been busy with work, making calls (try to get things ready for a graduation party Saturday), try to research another possible teaching position (need to get a part-time job, need money).
May 20, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Jack Corbett (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Would someone who knows SSRS please go help this person?Thanks Luke!
I have to admit being disappointed you didn't say something like:
"Use the force well you did, Luke"
Or "Use the force well you did, Luke"
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May 20, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Jack Corbett (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Would someone who knows SSRS please go help this person?Thanks Luke!
I have to admit being disappointed you didn't say something like:
"Use the force well you did, Luke"
Or "Use the force well you did, Luke"
Besides being baffled by not understanding the difference between Jack and Alvin's comments...
I was expecting some more along the lines of "Use BOL well did you"...
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