May 20, 2009 at 9:02 am
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know, there are a few people who just need to walk away from the computer and get a job flipping burgers or something.
Not my burgers!
May 20, 2009 at 9:03 am
Well, then you will have to sing without a Bonjo.. 😛
Alvin, like luke said, dont forget the cam.. 😀
I liked the answer from Window washer "Are you using SQL Server 2005 Express" and the answer "I am using SQL Server 2005" 🙂
-Roy
May 20, 2009 at 9:07 am
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know, there are a few people who just need to walk away from the computer and get a job flipping burgers or something.Got it!
Oh, what's the rules about throwing pork chops? Frozen or thawed?
Alvin, are we a little slow today? 😉
I think frozen may have both greater range and effect than thawed.
May 20, 2009 at 9:07 am
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know, there are a few people who just need to walk away from the computer and get a job flipping burgers or something.You remind me of a sign I saw once.
"You, get off my planet!!"
It has to be said in the voice of Ruth Gordon[/url] from Every Which Way But Loose[/url], "Get off my porch, get off my planet"
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May 20, 2009 at 9:09 am
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
Is the Window washer player around in T-SQL section? I just want to take a peek... 😀If you really must, he's here.
Holy smokes! Some people are absolutely clueless (biting my tongue here!). If there is anyone deserving of a hit by a flaming (or frozen, whichever inflicts the most pain) porkchop, this is one!
-- You can't be late until you show up.
May 20, 2009 at 9:09 am
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know, there are a few people who just need to walk away from the computer and get a job flipping burgers or something.Got it!
Oh, what's the rules about throwing pork chops? Frozen or thawed?
Alvin, are we a little slow today? 😉
I think frozen may have both greater range and effect than thawed.
I know that Lynn. I was thinking about Star Trek and thawed would be like setting the phasor on stun.
🙂
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May 20, 2009 at 9:14 am
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know, there are a few people who just need to walk away from the computer and get a job flipping burgers or something.Got it!
Oh, what's the rules about throwing pork chops? Frozen or thawed?
Alvin, are we a little slow today? 😉
I think frozen may have both greater range and effect than thawed.
I know that Lynn. I was thinking about Star Trek and thawed would be like setting the phasor on stun.
I don't think "stun" is enough to help him get it.
🙂
I actually like Terry's idea. A flaming frozen pork chop. We soak a frozen pork chop in naplam, light it and fire! :w00t:
May 20, 2009 at 9:16 am
I like Lynns idea... I vote for it.. 🙂
-Roy
May 20, 2009 at 9:18 am
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
I liked the answer from Window washer "Are you using SQL Server 2005 Express" and the answer "I am using SQL Server 2005" 🙂
Reminds me of the answers I sometimes get from my kids when I ask them questions. Doesn't really answer the question.
May 20, 2009 at 9:18 am
I always wanted to hear:
Set phasers on toast.
Set phasers on deep fry.
Set phasers on cuisinart.
Hmmm....
Set phasers on truncate.
Set phasers on pork chop.
Set phasers on data corruption.
Set phasers on disaster.
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May 20, 2009 at 9:21 am
You know what? I think some of us (me included) really need a vacation in some far off exotic locale. Too bad I can't afford one...
May 20, 2009 at 9:23 am
Bob Hovious (5/20/2009)
I always wanted to hear:Set phasers on toast.
Set phasers on deep fry.
Set phasers on cuisinart.
Hmmm....
Set phasers on truncate.
Set phasers on pork chop.
Set phasers on data corruption.
Set phasers on disaster.
and ...
Set Banjo on fire
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May 20, 2009 at 9:26 am
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know what? I think some of us (me included) really need a vacation in some far off exotic locale. Too bad I can't afford one...
I just need to take a vacation. I am already in a exotic locale... 😛
-Roy
May 20, 2009 at 9:27 am
Lynn,
You can head to Boulder for the weekend. That's a far off (out), exotic (strange) locale. Stop by Celestial Seasonings! :w00t:
May 20, 2009 at 9:30 am
Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)
You know what? I think some of us (me included) really need a vacation in some far off exotic locale. Too bad I can't afford one...
I'll second that emotion.
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