Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Congrats Jason and Jack - you both deserve it well.

    Chad

  • Well done Jason and Jack.

    Thanks to those of you who had a look over the website for me, particularly Tom and Luis for taking the time to give such helpful feedback. I've got plenty to do get it polished but I'm pleased with what I've got so far. I'm increasingly starting to think though that the uploading problems I've been having aren't entirely at my end. I've done nothing different from what I did last night and it's acting the goat again. I do think that the acquisition of a network cable rather than working over wifi might improve things.


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  • SQLRNNR (10/1/2014)


    FTR - Jack was renewed today as well.

    If I forgot, Congrats Jack.

    Congrats Jack!!!

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  • Sean Lange (10/1/2014)


    SQLRNNR (10/1/2014)


    FTR - Jack was renewed today as well.

    If I forgot, Congrats Jack.

    Congrats Jack!!!

    Congratulations to both Jason and Jack. Both are well deserved.

  • Congratulations Jason and Jack. Well deserved.

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  • Evil Kraig F (10/1/2014)


    ... Anything else I've missed in the last week and a half or so?

    Nothing much, QoDs been controversial, SQL Server will become Hadoop only, aliens are here, the world is flat and last but not least, the answer was 43 after all.

    😎

  • Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2014)


    Evil Kraig F (10/1/2014)


    ... Anything else I've missed in the last week and a half or so?

    Nothing much, QoDs been controversial, SQL Server will become Hadoop only, aliens are here, the world is flat and last but not least, the answer was 43 after all.

    😎

    Don't forget the two most important things. Koen still has the SQL Crystal Ball. The Thread got whacked and all attempts to restore order using DBCC Timewarp since then have failed.

  • Congrats to Jason and Jack

    Rodders...

  • Ed Wagner (10/1/2014)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (10/1/2014)


    Evil Kraig F (10/1/2014)


    ... Anything else I've missed in the last week and a half or so?

    Nothing much, QoDs been controversial, SQL Server will become Hadoop only, aliens are here, the world is flat and last but not least, the answer was 43 after all.

    😎

    Don't forget the two most important things. Koen still has the SQL Crystal Ball. The Thread got whacked and all attempts to restore order using DBCC Timewarp since then have failed.

    Silly me,:blush: missing the obvious again, especially the recursive timewarp loop, calculations shows that Steve will have this sorted about 0.0000000000000001 second after the Big Bang

    😎

  • Chad Crawford (10/1/2014)


    Congrats Jason and Jack - you both deserve it well.

    Chad

    Thanks Chad

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  • BWFC (10/1/2014)


    Well done Jason and Jack.

    Thanks

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Lynn Pettis (10/1/2014)


    Sean Lange (10/1/2014)


    SQLRNNR (10/1/2014)


    FTR - Jack was renewed today as well.

    If I forgot, Congrats Jack.

    Congrats Jack!!!

    Congratulations to both Jason and Jack. Both are well deserved.

    Thanks Lynn

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Evil Kraig F (10/1/2014)


    Congratulations Jason and Jack. Well deserved.

    Thanks Evil :hehe::hehe::hehe:

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  • rodjkidd (10/1/2014)


    Congrats to Jason and Jack

    Rodders...

    Thanks Rod

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  • Thanks all. I didn't mention me because it is much easier to keep the MVP award than to get it the first time.

    It is still a great honor to have it and I do try to live up to it as best I can.

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