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  • Jan Van der Eecken (5/17/2009)


    Since Lynn calls this place the Water Cooler, I thought I'd give it a bash and ask you guys who are in the US a totally off-topic question.

    I'm a committee member of a baseball club down here at the tip of Africa. Yes, we do indeed play this All-American sport down here, got a nice league with about 15 clubs running in Cape Town ;-). As you can imagine it is however a bit difficult to source equipment, so my question is whether any one of you has contacts, be it family or friends or just acquaintances, who deal in baseball gear? Balls are not an issue, we can source them here for about 60 Rand (plus-minus 7 US$). What we do need is catchers' harnesses, mits, helmets, bats etc. So if anyone of you can point me to a trustworthy link it would be very much appreciated, especially by the 60-odd kids from the townships that attend our development academy.

    Please, don't go running off searching. If you don't know of anyone, just ignore this post.

    Have you tried the "Little League" sites? Seems like that would be one of the best places to start. Any sites they recommend would be on the up'n'up.

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  • Jeff Moden (5/17/2009)


    Jan Van der Eecken (5/17/2009)


    Since Lynn calls this place the Water Cooler, I thought I'd give it a bash and ask you guys who are in the US a totally off-topic question.

    I'm a committee member of a baseball club down here at the tip of Africa. Yes, we do indeed play this All-American sport down here, got a nice league with about 15 clubs running in Cape Town ;-). As you can imagine it is however a bit difficult to source equipment, so my question is whether any one of you has contacts, be it family or friends or just acquaintances, who deal in baseball gear? Balls are not an issue, we can source them here for about 60 Rand (plus-minus 7 US$). What we do need is catchers' harnesses, mits, helmets, bats etc. So if anyone of you can point me to a trustworthy link it would be very much appreciated, especially by the 60-odd kids from the townships that attend our development academy.

    Please, don't go running off searching. If you don't know of anyone, just ignore this post.

    Have you tried the "Little League" sites? Seems like that would be one of the best places to start. Any sites they recommend would be on the up'n'up.

    Thanks, Jeff for another valuable tip.

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  • Jan Van der Eecken (5/17/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (5/17/2009)


    Jan,

    Good to hear you play baseball down under.

    I've used Baseball Warehouse, but that's in the US. Not sure about shipping things to SA. You might also try Play It Again sports. They're local stores in places in the US, with a mix of new and used equipment. However they might take a large order from you and send a mix of new and used stuff at a good price. Often it's equipment someone bought for their kids and then their kids gave up the game.

    If you come to PASS, I have a kids aluminum bat I'll bring and donate to you.

    Heh Steve, the Ozzies would object calling SA down-under. They somehow have a trademark on this term. But thanks for the tips so far. I'm not gonna make it to PASS simply for a lack of funds. But if you are serious about donating a bat, why don't you hand it to Gail? We would surely figure out a way to get it down to CT. And take a pic of the handing-over for the clubhouse picture gallery!

    Gail, I must apologize (second time today). Should have asked you first if you were prepared to carry some extra luggage.

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  • Steve Jones - Editor (5/17/2009)


    Good to hear you play baseball down under.

    South Africa is not Down Under. That term refers to the rather large continent somewhere to the east of us where some of our bitter rivals in rugby and cricket live. πŸ˜‰

    It's about the same as suggesting that a British person is actually French.

    Edit: Left out a smilie.

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  • British, French, it's all across the water.

    Apologies, Jan. I think I meant to write down there, but slipped up.

  • GilaMonster (5/17/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (5/17/2009)


    Good to hear you play baseball down under.

    South Africa is not Down Under. That term refers to the rather large continent somewhere to the east of us where some of our bitter rivals in rugby and cricket live.

    It's about the same as suggesting that a British person is actually French.

    Steve Jones - Editor (5/17/2009)


    British, French, it's all across the water.

    Apologies, Jan. I think I meant to write down there, but slipped up.

    [font="Verdana"]Ah well, I suppose it's understandable that the Canadians can be a little geographically challenged. :-P[/font]

  • Good find, Paul. I couldn't stop myself from posting this link to the SSC question thread asking the OP what he/she is up to.

  • john.arnott (5/17/2009)


    Good find, Paul. I couldn't stop myself from posting this link to the SSC question thread asking the OP what he/she is up to.

    It really was deja vu: I switched tabs from MSDN to SSC and this was last post I read on MSDN and one of the first posts I saw in The Thread!

  • Tom Brown (5/15/2009)


    GilaMonster (5/15/2009)


    I was born not far from there.

    So you're a Brummie?

    How long did you stick around before heading off for the sun

    Its still raining by the way.

    Hi guys, just catching up with The Thread...

    Tom, spooky, I live just up the road from there and work in central Solihull - just over a one mile walk!

    http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&ll=52.43613,-1.798496&spn=0.044948,0.066948&t=k&z=14

    Hopefully the rain will hold off now...

    Lynn, I'm orginally from Norwich, so I've had many a fun day driving along that stretch of the A14! Still do when I visit the folks...

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

  • Tom Brown (5/15/2009)


    So you're a Brummie?

    How long did you stick around before heading off for the sun

    Yup. Family came to SA when I was 4

    Its still raining by the way.

    Isn't it always?

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  • Jan Van der Eecken (5/17/2009)


    Jan Van der Eecken (5/17/2009)


    But if you are serious about donating a bat, why don't you hand it to Gail? We would surely figure out a way to get it down to CT. And take a pic of the handing-over for the clubhouse picture gallery!

    Gail, I must apologize (second time today). Should have asked you first if you were prepared to carry some extra luggage.

    I'm usually pretty heavily loaded coming back from PASS, assuming that I'm even going this year, which is not a certainly yet.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Steve Jones - Editor (5/17/2009)


    British, French, it's all across the water.

    Apologies, Jan. I think I meant to write down there, but slipped up.

    Get your terminology straight Steve. It's all across the pond.

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  • David Burrows (5/15/2009)


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    Blimey, small world...I was born in Wroughton in the old RAF hospital - and shoot every saturday now at Roves Farm, a couple of miles from the Supermarine roundabout. Here's where I grew up.

    Gail - I'm so sorry to hear about another bloody burglary.

    Cheers

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  • πŸ™ Perhaps someone here with more experience than I can help with this one on the 2K/TSQL forum. I asked for more data after the original post and it was posted right away, but I don't know which way to go with it now...... My last post was a summary of the problem:

    I'll ask around on this. To summarize: You have a stored procedure that gathers data somehow, then loops with a cursor to insert that data into table run_stats. The procedure tests the error code from the Insert and, if it's either a duplicate key or NULL in a non-nullable column error, inserts the data with a time stamp and the error message to table run_stats_err. When you run this proc in the query analyzer, it works as expected, putting out error messages and inserting data to the appropriate table. When, however, you run this same proc as a job, it handles the first six (of seventy-eight in your test data) duplicate keys and then stops.

    I'm hoping that the key word "CURSOR" excites some interest.....

  • Blimey, small world...I was born in Wroughton in the old RAF hospital

    Both my sons were born there. Alas it is no more πŸ™

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

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